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Anne Milton
Lotsa links for lunchtime MPs and expenses Iain Dale's refusal to combat homophobic harassment Anne Milton, Parliamentary Liaison Services (PLS) and Palace Computing Animals Anne Milton, Dr Graham Henderson, and declarations of interest Anne Milton: where are my answers? Anne Milton's version of clarity, transparency and openness Half-Time Special: Act II (Anne Milton and David Cameron performing a jig and shuffle for your amusement) Anne Milton: possibly only a quarter as naughty as Derek Conway Half-hearted (Online) poll-rigging in Guildford: council leader Andrew Hodges caught and not punished Forever twirling, *twirling* toward freedom Ladies and gentlemen, it is now official... What was I saying about last-minute smears? More cheap tricks from the locals Lives are at stake... let's grab a few votes! Indulgences On your marks... Speaking of homophobic nitwits... Shhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet... Guildford Conservative smears (in a nutshell) Possible email fraud The Final Straw Dennis Paul is busy covering his tracks Perhaps now we'll see some action... Proof: Mike Chambers is directly responsible for the 'paedo' claims It's Monday! And their definition of 'urgent' is....? I'm totally fed up with this woman... and her little band of thugs The Learning & Skills Council harbours paedo-scum Dennis Paul quits blogging... and good riddance When paranoia meets ignorance II When paranoia meets ignorance Dennis Paul makes a big mistake My MP appears to be on holiday... all year long Question of the day Bus-ted! Breaking news! Dennis Paul and Mike Chambers in: "Gesture Politics #1 - The Art of Looking Concerned" Dennis Paul and his pandering to racism Anne Milton and poor promotion of surgery details Guess what? Anne Milton: the work goes on
Australian Music
More sweet, sweet music Another song for Paul Polling day in Australia You Gotta Know Throw Your Paws Around Me The Razor's Edge When the War is Over
Barack Obama
Shock and awesome Obama is freeing all of his terrorist buddies And here's another tune by John Williams Out with Teh Bush, in with Teh Obama New category
BlogCode
Quick show-off on numbers Interesting matches on BlogCode BlogCode
Christ...
Taste my Jesus Eclectic link dump #25 Little Shannon Matthews is pure, concentrated evil Saving Africa's Witch Children Nadine Dorries seeks iron-clad 'humanzee' guarantee Set your little illusions free McCain and Palin lose control of the mob Meanwhile... The 'wit' and 'satire' of Peter Mullen A grab bag and then some Sarah Palin will, I expect, be praying right about now Bloggers issued with hastily-carved 'Ten Commandments' "But she's got a new hat." Nadine Dorries: the second-boldest liar in the blogosphere I support Dave Walker Linkdump ahoy! Fundies abroad Nadine Dorries: unbelievable Nadine Dorries and Andrea Williams Nadine Dorries and Christian Concern For Our Nation People of Mid Bedfordshire; your MP, Nadine Dorries, is a muppet Back the Bishop Happy Birthday, Planet Earth! Makers of weak game defend themselves with weak threats Jerry Springer: The Opera! to play in Carnegie Hall Rings and bells Ready to download? Teh Removal A right-wing reader writes... "I'm gay, and quite happy to be one!" The CCTV and that 'teaching kids to be gay' video: an archive for the ages "This video has been removed by the user." What The Government Doesn't Want You To Know About The BBC There is no excuse for this kind of thing Broadcast Him! Please. Watch. This. Stephen "Chicken Shit" Green Gazapalooza 2006 Funding mentals Lest ye be judged Judge ye not Catching up with Stewart Lee and Stephen Green More BBC bloggage Effing and blinding Jerry Springer - Never mind the bollocks.... The Jerry Springer DVD saga continues Stephen Green is foaming at the mouth again You know what to do You won't believe a fish can walk, when you see: Jerry Springer - legal bid rejected Jerry Springer - Ofcom rules As featured in the Book of Revelations Goodbye, Pope John Paul II Jerry Springer: sticking a fork in it Selective approaches to the sanctity of life Goodbye Dave Allen Media Watch - new and improved Stephen Green; full of Teh Glory of God, self-importance or crap? Baby Got Bible Here we go again.... Stephen Green denies being the source of the Jerry Springer protest email I am Jack's complete and utter sense of astonishment WorldHelp use tsunami tragedy to recruit mini-Christians Please forward this to everyone you know!* Call for Google-juice! Christian Voice - Stephen Green Tara Conlan and John Beyer: Careful Now.... Tara Conlan and John Beyer have misled the Christian community Jerry Springerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ---- breeeeeath---- *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....rah! Jerry Springer: chat and post request Tara Conlan: shameless Murdoch speaks all Aussie-like regarding the f**king swearing on the BBC John Beyer, Tara Conlan, Rupert Murdoch and the Echo Chamber Jerry Springer, the BBC, Mediawatch UK, and those f**king c**ts at The Sun Jebus wants you dry Carriers & Barriers - Condoms, AIDS and the HIV Virus Climate Change, Tsunamis, and The Rapture Satan Claus strikes again! Art for Jesus! The Silver Ring Thing - The Lies of Denny Pattyn
Consume!
To: Nick Catt Redwire Design Trafigura takes steaming dump, gags Auntie (SFW) Simon Edhouse: adventures in the entrepreneurial mindset YouTube's priorities The Ministry of Rice [contains: GMO Bayer LL62] I'd like you to meet a man of courage* A year without cigarettes South West Trains: still crap The Catholic Orangemen of Togo and Other Conflicts I Have Known ASSA locks vs. Manix Santa Claus is a sell-out Introducing the KFC 'gourmet' Panini Zero Meanwhile... You can't teach those bloody teenagers anything... A grab bag and then some Images, goodies and updates Nobody could have predicted... This. (and another thing....) The Omni chair: a review The Wrong Door: awesome Some crazy times ahead The difference between 'special' and 'retarded' Man plugs news of leaks... film at eleven Red hot knitwear catalogue action A tart card seen in London yesterday Circle Line and Tube parties today/tonight So has Steve Grover been sacked yet or not? Watch out for the pickle Steve Grover: the Burger King of sock-puppets! OGC offers fresh logo chuckles Who's got Phorm? 36 quid? A bargain! Keep on the sunny side Bad news for the sock-puppeteers A magic item Get orf moi lahhhnd! Visiting the Camp for Climate Action Eurovision: making your mind up Charlotte's Web: The Movie Dear Party Animals and Village Vermin... bite me Pulling a fast-food one Who's placing adverts and running campaigns, and who's paying for them? Are you ready for more red-hot sofa lovin'...? Sofas! Last chance to score a free sofa But... but... but... animal rights activists are evil terrists! If you must stay on your arse... Oh, gear dog! It's a crying shame... Cillit Banger drops clanger Shell shirts There could be a quid in this Oh, joy Banding together to fight evil Live8: making a 'difference' Proud to be a knobhead If you feel you must... Howl with the wolves and lie down with the dogs Priorities Live8 Doing it for Teh Kids Money, power and respect Big Brother VI Energy to burn Special project It's the climate, stupid! Bid *up*, stupid... Milk is yummy White Stuff - last call 50 squid White Stuff vouchers up for grabs White Stuff Competition - only 6 days to go! Star Wars Photoshopping Project Prints now discounted Romeo and Juliet (sings) especially for youuuu Michael Carroll needs more money! Big Brother: The Eviction Experience Let's Get Alex Moving Tommy Hilfiger vs. Timmy Smellfinger
Flash Music Video, Games and Objects
Goodbye, Derek Draper Andrew Gilligan in OCTOPUPPET: a short film about sock-puppets JibJab: It's time for some campaignin' Busy, busy, busy Relax. Don't struggle. Try not to fight it. You'll only hurt yourself. Half-Time Special: Act III (Nick and Elroy and a regrettable incident from their past) The Northern Rocky Horror Show Make an elf of yourself (and tell Santa where to get off) London Underground Song finally (officially) on YouTube Vocal impressionist(s) wanted Goodbye, Tony Oh, *so* close.... Just a quickie for you... New Tory Labour: Transmission #2 New Tory Labour... is it! Sweet FA - I Am An England Fan (the doubly unofficial World Cup single) New Backing Blair video - The Roses of Success The Star Wars Photoshopping Project - Special Edition "You're gullible!" taken offline New Flash Video: The World According To Leo Blair Cheer up, me old mucker! Instructions are for wimps Genius at work A letter to George Eclectic link dump #13 M*A*S*H-up! Eclectic link dump #12 BB V: I'll tell you what I want.... Wheeeee! WMDs Backing Blair - Video III now live Flash: two timewasters For those who need to reset their minds before bed Retro! Retro! Retro! Retro! Ever have one of those days? Death from above, 'clever' satire, eye of the tiger and victory by a nose The London Underground Song: now live with juicy Flash goodness! Go on, cheer up - I dare you! Instructions: reach in, grab what's tasty, and extract Mike Read: candidate for sainthood Monty Python and the Holy Grail in Flash Banned Aid - a healthy response to Band Aid 20 Flash: Loving Life and Loving Death War on Want: Flash competition Yahoo 2004 Office Attachment Awards The miracle of punctuation Limmy.com - creator of Flash music video, video and various other wonders
Geekage
I'm building an igloo, me! (OK, so the kids are helping.) You know what I hate? It's a conspiracy! Eclectic link dump #25 Shock and awesome Flu Trends Dracula's Lament (by Jason Segel) - lyrics and tabs The return of Sgt Streetwise A quick collection of Lego-related links Sgt Streetwise Goodbye, Arthur C. Clarke You look like you need cheering up Prepare to laugh yourself silly Star Wars Episode III - final trailer Some help for the mobile phone addict in your life What Are You Doing On May the 11th? - A Douglas Adams Tribute
George W. Bush
Lotsa links for lunchtime And here's another tune by John Williams Bushed It's time for you to go... Push has finally come to shove Awwww... poor George True. W Nobody could have predicted... The bolder the lie, the bigger the laugh Who in the Bush administration faces prosecution for what? Expenses The secret behind Operation Manticore "Found this spoon, sir!" [Operation Manticore] - an apology (in advance) as Bush visits London: Have you seen the state of Downing Street lately? Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick..... The silver lining (crosses fingers) Best. Thing. Ever. George W. Bush is on the move... and so are we Bastards. Plan to arrest Bush when he visits the UK gathers momentum George W. Bush: a boy and his bubble "Would you believe Tuesday?" Linkdump ahoy! Five quick items Chasing Bush II - Operation Manticore God Bless Australia C'mon... tell me someone along the line didn't spot this before publication... Rove: biggest rat jumps sinking ship shock Prepare the sick-bags Fuck him, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse he rode in on Only a vote for the Republicans can save you from the terrorists Channel 4 inspires terrorists with the revelation that bullets can kill A threat so profound that it transcends politics Beware the self-fulfilling prophecy "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job... at taking the heat off me." The signal-to-noise rationale A cry for publicity Enron verdict... at last! New Backing Blair video - The Roses of Success Stephen Colbert rips into George W. Bush Because Jeff Gannon was 'busy'.... Iran: ignore the drums No bullet for Yoko Good riddance to bad rubbish Condi is coming to town All your ports are belong to us Reactions to State Of The Union 2006 DeLay and Abramoff - a quick linkdump And here was me thinking the morning couldn't get any better... They stole Nixon's brain! It's Friday afternoon! Get your hopes up (you need the exercise) Rove & Campbell = Cockroaches Tom DeLay's mugshot Well, there's a shock A slightly chilly day in hell Whatever it takes (except sacking my mates) New Orleans declared public relations disaster area Katrina: it is worse than you could possibly imagine The 'staged' relief event in Biloxi Inhuman scum White House swings into action.... to shift blame Political illusions Goodbye, Karl Karl Rove under pressure What Barry Says Rove: one charge of treason, one charge of perjury Chat amongst ourselves Are we paying attention? Do as we say... Corrupt, inept, and still in power The myth of liberal bias... again Celver Bush using real prostitutes to do his whoring? Break out the Kool-Aid... Karl's in charge The - now very real - prospect of house arrest at the order of Mr Rupert Murdoch A great day for liberty and freedom Where does your 'news' come from? Reactions to Bush's inauguration speech Bush Inauguration Speech: call for Google-juice From Iraq to inauguration to Iran Hersh: Iran is next Told You So... You're with us or you're against us... Gonzales: Actually, I *was* expecting the Hispanic inquisition Rumsfeld's Flight 93 slip Bush to invade Canada? Kerik spills his evil seed at Ground Zero For the dedicated followers of facism The Colgate President: offering maxium cavity protection The Bush AWOL Forgeries: Fonts Do Not Unmake Facts Bush: AWOL - TANG Forgery Source Revealed Send Pretzels to the President
Gordon Brown
Just a quiet heads-up Yahoo in 'made you look' headline shocker A grab bag and then some Six quickies Brown plays with petrol for a piss-poor show of power Linkdump ahoy! Budgets, boobies and The Big Lie Brown government still dragging its heels on Iraqi employees issue Torture: Brown and the boy Miliband each need to grow a pair How to email Gordon Brown Meet Dr. Crabblesnitch
Guy Fawkes Night
Guy Fawkes Night 2009 [UPDATED with bonfire and fireworks footage] I should crack 10,000 views by this afternoon... Broadcasting from inside a bonfire Where rain go? Rain save Bob! Do not want! Guy Fawkes Night 2008 A short list of rejects Ashes to ashes, funk to funky... PROOF: Rebekah Wade is a guy! And at 7:10pm this evening... Tony Blair burns Stop! ... Voodoo time! My, my... don't we look relaxed? Head finished. Body to follow. Burn Tony Blair in effigy this Guy Fawkes night
Humanity
'Impartiality' Tony 'two medals' Blair The Night Before Christmas One for the mob Baby P: angry mobs and tabloid scum Meanwhile... Matti Juhani Saari (and assorted idiots) You're beautiful, Yang Peiyi Animals A farewell to Anita Roddick People we know and trust I plan to blame society (and nicotine withdrawal) Challenge yourself Automated inhumanity 'Mere' rendition and sheer audacity "Good buyer, prompt payment, kept to himself..." Stuff to chew on This. Lots. Things often get a bit sweary over at DK's blog... Bloody darkies Darfur: where are the Clooney-bashers? A cry for publicity This man does not speak for me Weblogs by (former) residents of New Orleans What are you doing this Saturday? Daily Mail weeps for Holocaust victims Remember Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples Iraq: abuse by UK soldiers (graphic content warning goes here) Gonzales: Actually, I *was* expecting the Hispanic inquisition Three minutes of silence for tsunami victims The Asian Tsunami A Merry Christmas from Bloggerheads It's hard to imagine a greater nightmare...
Inneresting
Brother from another plant Shock and awesome Five links Two items from Australia Don't mind me... I'm just keeping death anxiety at bay. That's two piers down Five items Commies Out of the mouths of griglets... Flying Lion William Hague and Flying Lion Limited It's a bit early to start rewriting history, isn't it? How to apologise I likes a good 'what if', I does... You can be my wingman any time Another busy Monday 8 random facts meme stab kill die Listen... do you smell something? Hungary: lies, leaks and whispers Hello to all of the little people OK, I guess I'd better make a note of the date Your choice of projects A few quick thoughts Can we start the 21st century now, please? Power! I had the strangest dream last night... Sea-going mammal defies exclusion zone Caption genius A few extras Eclectic link dump #18 Yarrrr she blows Eclectic link dump #17 Boris on HIGNFY this evening Eclectic link dump #16 Fun to watch Busy. Working. It's that day again Seeing as you're not busy.... Eclectic link dump #8 Eclectic link dump #7 Eclectic link dump #6 Norman Gunston: legend Bloody brilliant cartoons Northern Ireland bank raid The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes Of 2004 Eclectic link dump #1 There's one trial missing...
It's War! It's Legal! It's Lovely!
Jimmy Carr: legend Eclectic link dump #25 Craig Murray must he heard by the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights Eclectic link dump #24 Somebody's really got it in for Glen Jenvey A year without cigarettes Chin up. Jack Straw declares sunlight to be an enemy of democracy Torture: those lying, torturing, mother-forgetting scoundrels Boy Miliband boldly stands aside on torture Lotsa links for lunchtime Gaza: party bags and cake for afters! I'm boycotting all products and produce from Israel Tony 'two medals' Blair Gaza: false calls for peace Ten greetings from beyond the grave Five. Wasted. Years. Ron Suskind claims White House forged Iraq evidence Tank full of gas = keep driving You have to laugh. No, really... that's an order. The new 'Iraq + 9/11' Waterboarding is torture Iraqi employees: problem solved The silver lining Linkdump ahoy! Scott McClellan You can trust the Bush administration WARNING: you won't like this Hey Ma - Its Now 5 Years In Iraq The Iraq War (according to Page 3) The master opportunists are finally on deck Shh! Don't disturb the narrative! Animals "Answer my questions, or the puppy gets it." OMFG! EXCLUSIVE!!: New Idea blows Prince Harry's cover while Matt Drudge claims the exclusive and compounds the error Brown government still dragging its heels on Iraqi employees issue That must have been torture... Join the March 19 Iraq War Blogstorm Torture: Brown and the boy Miliband each need to grow a pair Meet the Rootin Tootin Cowboys Missile Bases in the Sky! Half-hearted Fresh copy of the Iraqi employees EDM Iraqi employees: trigger action Miliboy in 'irony is dead' shocker Iraqi employees: who gives a damn? Looking for help? Look elsewhere! Iraqi employees: the new EDM and a fresh round of letters to MPs Too little, too late Brown's government delivers the bare minimum at the last minute Link of the day, week and year Gordon Brown and his mysterious movements Did anyone else just hear the sound of a tightening screw? Fighting terror by murdering civilians More bodies in Basra "Get out or die" September 11: dust in the wind and mud in the water A refugee writes... Invite your MP to publicly give a damn Iraqi employees update; the Home Office (finally/almost) responds Support the freelancers And over here to your right.... Keeping that feelgood factor afloat Show your support Reactions to Brown's Guantanamo release requests All in good time, m'lad Support the troops Iraq employees campaign: a list of supporters Iraq interpreters (and other high risk employees) podcast Comic-book diplomacy One million people You know the drill Take the blue pill Iraqi interpreters: the government responds in its own special way Iraqi interpreters update The plight of the Iraqi interpreters Crocodile tears in Iranian waters Iraq: four years of freedom The Downing Street Echo strikes again This will seem awfully familiar to a lot of you (part two)... A few leaders... Heads-up! The Way For War Boom. Fuck him, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse he rode in on Tell the world what you stand for Abu Ghraib in Lego It's all just a little bit of history repeating itself If you only do one small thing today It's Good News Week Best. Front. Page. Ever. What's that up on the road... a head? A few quickies Stoppers! Embarrassment is not sufficient cause for exemption Aegis cleared over shooting video We're here because we're here And now, the news... 6,000 Overkill How dare we suggest such a thing! Why are these men being victimised? Support the troops! Shoot the messengers! (The Moonbat Gambit) New Backing Blair video - The Roses of Success The lying liars are lying to you about their lies and their claims that others are lying to you Was it a mistake? Yes, in your name Guantanamo: Straw cornered into (limited) action on foreign nationals Melancholy satisfaction Another Guantanomaly Responsible foreign policy A very strategic withdrawal Blair is finished Let freedom ring On being wrong, on being Right, and on finding someone to blame Let's show them how it should be done Guantanamo names released When will they arrest Steve Coogan, I wonder? A slow hand clap for Mr Blair Please remember to support the troops by blaming soldiers New torture photos from Abu Ghraib are 'old news' FCO still trying to gag Murray Support the troops! Again! Bad apples David Cameron: the money or the foot Nothing new here (i.e. we always knew that Blair was a lying scoundrel) Eclectic link dump #20 More lies about torture Attention to detail Quick torture link-dump Jack Straw is a lying weasel (and other facts about torture) US torture camps in Europe: the proof! God bless you, Major Joe Lazzari Our media and our MPs are letting us down Two events to look out for Junior officials, start your engines... Too many bystanders Eclectic link dump #19 Happy New Year Jack Straw, Tony Blair, and the 'truth' about torture The subject is torture and your starter for ten is... "Who gives a damn?" And I'm Mary Poppins... ("No, *I'm* Mary Poppins!") And here come the digital brownshirts! Blair's torture lies.... Level 1 completed Tony Blair and Jack Straw lie about torture... but how much? Deny this, Jack! Operation Firedump The next five days will determine how seriously I take David Cameron Buy British! (another victory for privatisation) Now where have I heard that before? The 'Bomb Al-Jazeera' memo Go. Do. Now. Someone's lion Support the troops! A 2-minutes' silence You did *what* to *how* many Iraqis? Taliban Lady Boys The Wrong Man Arts and crafts this evening Bad apples But don't even *think* about protesting, bub... Meanwhile.... What Barry Says Iran? Next? Noooooo..... Wahhh! You're making me look bad in front of Osama! Insurgency talks Trust Smells like... election victory And to shake your booty means to wiggle one's butt... If you won't move on, we'll move you on It was worth it Are we paying attention? Could someone please clear the table? Goodbye, Marla Ruzicka A few bad apples (at the top of the heap) I see dead people I see dead wrong people Justification for war fading away before our eyes Iraq War - Blair - Legal Advice - Lord Goldsmith - Attorney General Nicola Calipari: Death by Ambush or Death by Stupid? Another indication that Iran is next Tony Blair: what did he know and when did he first start lying about it? The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities Eclectic link dump #8 What really, really matters And Blair will say: now is not the time to go digging up the past... Freedom. At a price. The - now very real - prospect of house arrest at the order of Mr Rupert Murdoch So this is what freedom and liberty tastes like... From Iraq to inauguration to Iran Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples Iraq: abuse by UK soldiers (graphic content warning goes here) Hersh: Iran is next Soldier escapes death in miracle of dental surgery Gonzales: Actually, I *was* expecting the Hispanic inquisition Gitmo goes permo Iraq Elections: shaping up for success Torture: 'Bad Apple' defence falls to bits Attack on Mosul It puts its bag on its head and it gets into the truck... Support the troops! Torture: It starts with a bag on the head Dr David Kelly: the lack of blood 'mystery' Saddam Hussein: one year on and still no trial I pray daily for the death of coalition troops and Iraqi civilians I'm such a leftist killjoy... Bush and Blair: living in their own little worlds Iraq, Friendly Fire, Civilian Casualties, and a Total Lack Of Torture Margaret Hassan: martyr for the Labour cause Like Shooting Fish In A Rathole
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National Service
The 2005 Labour Party Campaign Return
Normal People
Meet Stevie-Louise Ritchie and Lisa O'Connor Two notes on the neo-Nazi skinhead plot Looking for lovin' in all the right places Fred and Sharon's movies (make your life go better) The Magic Mirror You need cheering up, you do... Man, that *stings* Is this the real life? The possible need to state the bleeding obvious Stylish, sexy and sweet Happy Birthday sound files (as WAV and MP3) In search of the ultimate party animal Who's a clever boy, then? Last-minute stocking-stuffer Another big believer Today, class, we look through the round dog-flap...
Old Media
PCC PETITION; PLEASE ACT IMMEDIATELY ipetitions.com My heart skipped a beat for a moment there Media Messiahs (we're so disappointed in you) Rod Liddle: the measure of a man Join our group PCC submission I am happy that you are alive and well Private Eye / Adam Macqueen : "we don't credit blogs" (you nutter) Graham Dudman plays the man Glen Jenvey arrested? Patrick Mercer: "No comment" To: John Rubinstein (of Rubinstein Phillips LLP) How Iain Dale libelled Tom Watson (and me) Jimmy Carr: legend Dominic Wightman: follow the leader Meet Charlie Flowers (aka Ludas Matyi) Patrick Mercer, Dominic Whiteman and the Cheerleaders Suburban Jihad: unleash the polite letter-writing campaign! Patrick Mercer has some explaining to do Patrick Mercer: conduct unbecoming Dominic Wightman has some explaining to do The Glen Jenvey story: closure AFK Andy Coulson and a lifetime supply of chocolate Where do leading bloggers stand on blagging? Andy Coulson: certain people Will Martin Townsend sack Derek Lambie? Meanwhile, Glen Jenvey's back in the news... An open letter to Ian Hislop of Private Eye magazine The Daily Mail dissected in song We're going to need a bigger army Exclusive no longer The Media Watch Rock-a-Hula Epicscotland: how copyright works David Dinsmore steals from cancer patient Do not feed the animal Phew! Open letter to James Harding (editor of The Times) Open letter to Lloyd Embley (editor of The People) Open letter to Dawn Neesom (editor of the Daily Star) Open letter to Rebekah Wade (editor of The Sun) Open letter to Paul Dacre (editor of the Daily Mail) Open letter to Peter Hill (editor of the Daily Express) Open letter to Martin Townsend (editor of the Sunday Express) Lessons not yet learned Let's go, mainstream Scottish Sunday Express big enough to say they're (kind of) sorry.... eventually Progress at last One or two faces Derek Lambie: The Gates The Daily Express is innocent! Glen Jenvey knows people Mr Starkey [headline snipped - see update] Glen Jenvey is T.O.A.S.T. Paula Murray, drunken hack, mocks dead and makes light of underage drinking Morning, all! It's all on Lambie Elizabeth Smith MSP wishes to sit this one out Some recent advertisers with Express Newspapers What Derek Lambie has to say for himself What have Martin Townsend and Paula Murray got to say for themselves? An enormous penis Paula Murray: certified depth Daily Mail Watch now live - fab prize up for grabs Glen Jenvey is experiencing some difficulty Morning, all! Somebody's really got it in for Glen Jenvey Gail Trimble will submit to my mighty rage Young boy younger than young girl who gives birth to even younger baby shock The Royal Academy of Media Watchery The Media Watch Project Roger Alton: why I've lost faith in The Independent Jeremy Reynalds forgot to declare an interest PCC 'in league with terrorists' outrage shock exclusive What could possibly go wrong? BBC: I have to agree Try not to choke on your cornflakes Lotsa links for lunchtime The Sun: no comment Richard Littlejohn is a lying, manipulative scoundrel Little Shannon Matthews is pure, concentrated evil Andrew Gilligan: Ailing Standards Some anonymous Wikipedia edits by employees of Associated Newspapers Ltd But he's got you, dear boy... Hooray. All (suitable) hands on deck, please Gilligan begin again BNP data grab bag The many puppets (or 'partners') of Andrew Gilligan Baby P: angry mobs and tabloid scum Andrew Gilligan comes out scratching [blank] Tabloid scum Let's not forget that Andrew Gilligan has some questions to answer Moult-Watch: the first relevant Google Images results are in Total Politics magazine is not answerable to the Press Complaints Commission! Matti Juhani Saari (and assorted idiots) Iain Dale slams dodgy poll. (No, seriously.) Omission of detail Moult-Watch: the first set of relevant image results are in "Stop hitting yourself." The Daily Mail responds at last! The Daily Mail: let's kick arse and take names "Crazy Ivan! Crazy Ivan!" Google is *such* a tease This just in: hating the lies of hate-filled liars makes you a hater! David Singleton's circle of invention Julie Moult is an idiot It's a Maddie Maddie Maddie Maddie World The 'punch' and the Hyde Park water fight Look before you leap Torygraph goes up to 11 Grab bag OMFG! EXCLUSIVE!!: New Idea blows Prince Harry's cover while Matt Drudge claims the exclusive and compounds the error Finally, the BBC shows some balls... Heads-up Debra Cagan: Why isn't this everywhere in the UK? Did I a miss a meeting? The BBC: records (broken and otherwise) OK, let's have it Writer wrong on the right and wrongs Go Green, Vote Kablooey Gossip, gossip, gossip One swept over, the other swept under The War on Christmas: How it goes global Established Media: the Necessity of Arrogance and Ignorance
Page 3 - Words of Wisdom
Page 3 propaganda Omission of detail Oh, good. You're all (still) here. The Iraq War (according to Page 3) Budgets, boobies and The Big Lie Nipples and nepotism Brown's first bitch-slapping Brownie points Tits out for the kiddies! Celebrating 10 years of the Downing Street Echo Naked ladies, school uniforms *and* whipping! The Downing Street Echo strikes again A difference of opinion The New Conservatives: Parallels and Realities Show me you're nuts A few leaders... David Cameron: the final word Blair, Brown and brown ice-cream Sexy Ami calls for unity A golf-clap for Martin Whelton Tits out for Tony II Tits out for Tony Free Wally Lesbian love for sale Jingle Jugs Jesus H. Christ, woman.... give it *up* 97% of Sun readers do not support Blair's 90-day detention plan Blunkett goes... again - Page 3 girl weeps... again The Wrong Man Thugs! Terror! Suntan lotion! Page 3 returns Keep your eyes on the sideshow The very moral agenda 'Everybody' wants the chance to say No EU must obey Respect the cock Rock The Vote UK (proprietor: Rupert Murdoch) Charles is in love, not in love... brave, not brave Remember our boys on the Malabar front! Living in a Tory wonderland The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities Slaps and slappers Girl with boobs has 'opinion' #342 Man to marry horse: film at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 Immigants: Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them Michael Jackson: Page 3 weighs in Disclaimer: I took one of your jobs and married one of your women... Combat misery with Murdoch-approved mammaries! Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples Prince Harry Nazi Shock! The Sun banned by Lewisham College Jerry Springer, the BBC, Mediawatch UK, and those f**king c**ts at The Sun ID Cards, Abu Hamza and welfare fraud David Blunkett resigns... and topless women weep The Sun: 'Tis the season to be sarky Knives out for the lads! Britain owes the US... and we're not talking gratitude here The Sun: All your Christmas are belong to us Like Shooting Fish In A Rathole Join the Army. See the world. Get laid.
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Photoshopping
Out with Teh Bush, in with Teh Obama Happy Posters: Tower Hamlets, London E3 Go-go Hover-McCain! Moult-Watch: the first relevant Google Images results are in Happy Posters: SOAS Student Union Common Room / Bar, London WC1H Happy Posters: Godalming GU17 Blackwater GU17 is now <-- this much --> happier Julie Moult is an idiot Ten greetings from beyond the grave The All Saints Tetris t-shirt rip off On the subject of stolen images Rest in carefully manipulated pieces Gordon Brown Down With Teh Kids: does anyone smell photoshopping? Thanks, Emap O... M... G... Result! Gotcha! Emap: an itty-bitty update Emap honours my invoice Emap: a quick update Ayup, cockers Ripped off: Emap earns an invoice (and some free advice) The result you've all been waiting for... Busharat Ali rocks! Labour candidate Busharat Ali fakes protest photo Sweep the leg! It's tough-justice Friday! Oh, great.... Blair's Israel/Lebanon policy Bold new government policy The Star Wars Photoshopping Project - Special Edition Sorry it's late Fathers 4 Omelette srike again Well, Google me... Gah! Pardon my scatological observation I've been saving this one for something special The cover of next week's Private Eye Headline: FCO seeks travel advice Irony is a mickle fistress Posted without comment On the subject of being ripped off Back to the distant past Oooooh, I'm scared.... Ebay shenanigans Labour Posters: too easy to subvert Man to marry horse: update SWPP crosses the language barrier again BBC funding crisis hits photoshopping output Charles Clarke is the new home secretary Shark attack! When the elves take over the highway... Star Wars Photoshopping Project Poster now available!
Riding High on Blogdex
Do not disturb Eclectic link dump #4 It always tastes better when you make it yourself Smile! (x 2) Eclectic link dump #3 Eclectic link dump #2 Evil, Santa, Evil Santa, and lots about the Interweb War, games, ideas and me, me, me. Songs, spyware, slobsessions and suggestions Blogdex: Today's Outrages, Advice and Insights
Rupert 'The Evil One' Murdoch
Graham Dudman plays the man Page 3 propaganda Suburban Jihad: unleash the polite letter-writing campaign! Andy Coulson and a lifetime supply of chocolate Where do leading bloggers stand on blagging? Andy Coulson: certain people David Dinsmore steals from cancer patient But let's not make a fuss Morning, all! Sir Alan Sugar sues over Sun/Jenvey claims The Royal Academy of Media Watchery The Media Watch Project PCC 'in league with terrorists' outrage shock exclusive What could possibly go wrong? Before I forget (again) BBC: I have to agree Jenvey: PCC to investigate Try not to choke on your cornflakes Lotsa links for lunchtime Out with Teh Bush, in with Teh Obama It's time to start cleaning up The Sun's mess The Sun: no comment Glen Jenvey has some explaining to do In search of 'Richard Tims' (aka 'abuislam') Happy New Year... Hitting and running David Cameron (hearts) Rupert Murdoch Ross and Brand: bonfire night starts early this year George of the Bungle You'll need coffee before tucking in Omission of detail Ten greetings from beyond the grave And a chest to pin it on Five items Our second editor on deck Sun-watch v1.0 Murdoch backs off on Davis fight Davis + Murdoch, FTW. Watch one plug into the other The genius from Justice Squad How dare you tell me what to do?! Grab bag The Iraq War (according to Page 3) Budgets, boobies and The Big Lie You better run, you better take cover Rebekah Wade offers a masterclass in mob control FAUX News strikes again Ashes to ashes, funk to funky... PROOF: Rebekah Wade is a guy! The 'war' on Christmas comes earlier every year Sun drops cover price to 20p Murdoch-related reads of the week Brown's first bitch-slapping Brownie points Do the early signs look promising? Well... Who wants it? Celebrating 10 years of the Downing Street Echo Rebekah Wade: Gak Attack! Almost a year later... The Scum: yesterday's bold front page The New Conservatives: Parallels and Realities Cock: we love it! Sun suffers effects of 'news' drought MySpace isn't your space... it's Rupert's John Reid is a gutless thug 'Justice' Well, I'm shocked The Ginger Hypocrite Nyer, nyer... you can't have it Quick note for the record Sun pro-nuke shock Murdoch calls the shots Surplus to requirements Murdoch finally pays tax in the UK! Tits out for Tony II Sensationalitivity Mazher Mahmood: The Game It's 4pm Pervez Khan (aka Mazher Mahmood, aka The Fake Sheik) Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental Remember these words... Father figures David Yelland would like a job Amorous self-censorship (and they called it puppy love) Boogie-man Nights It's OK to be gay... if you give us the exclusive Good news, comrades! Free Wally Reasons to be fearful Exciting new thing Make of it what you will Leo Blair - hijacked, not kidnapped Rebekah Wade and the PCC's decision Evil plots One thing that took some getting over today Look, Mum! I'm on the BBC! David Blunkett gets into bed with Rebekah Wade Hello, Murdoch peeps! The Sun reports and then denies own shenanigans Jingle Jugs The Ginger Ninja Fingering Malingerer Say it loud... Report Rebekah Wade to the PCC - and do it today Calling all bloggers... Rebekah Wade hijacks victims of terrorism 'TRAITORS!' screams the Sun OMG! It's 4 o'clock in the morning! Jesus H. Christ, woman.... give it *up* Who got the message? Are you still here? 97% of Sun readers do not support Blair's 90-day detention plan An error occurred while processing this directive Rebekah Wade: brazen hypocrite Calling all victims of workplace violence Holy cow! Matthew Parris shows his ignorance Hurricane of blame hits British shores Tony Blair has quite an enormous penis (and other unchallenged falsehoods) Murdoch sticks the knife in... again Holy crap in a crud-bucket Let me show you the enemy The barbarism of twisted causes A logical progression How bias works Bring back national service! A letter to George Rupert Murdoch and the caged monster in his underpants Rupert's latest gift to democracy D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E. Rock The Vote UK back for one final rip-off The Sun backs Blair The Sun rips off Rock The Vote II Rock The Vote UK (proprietor: Rupert Murdoch) Murdoch: what's he up to? Blunkett not the daddy... and certainly not the source of the leaks The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities The - now very real - prospect of house arrest at the order of Mr Rupert Murdoch Disclaimer: I took one of your jobs and married one of your women... Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples Omar Bakri Mohammed: The Sun speaks! Prince Harry hides WMD Shock! Prince Harry Nazi Shock! The Sun reads Bloggerheads Murdoch speaks all Aussie-like regarding the f**king swearing on the BBC John Beyer, Tara Conlan, Rupert Murdoch and the Echo Chamber Jerry Springer, the BBC, Mediawatch UK, and those f**king c**ts at The Sun Murdoch's push for terrestrial TV in the UK Murdoch: Fox-watching and Xmas Xtras Rupert Murdoch and the 'War on Christmas' Campaign News Corp declares War on Christmas ID Cards, Abu Hamza and welfare fraud Curse us and our woolly thinking The War on Christmas is global The Sun: 'Tis the season to be sarky The Sun: staying on-message The Sun: taking Christmas on tour The Sun backs Santa Claus backing The Sun The Sun: All your Christmas are belong to us The Anti-Murdoch Network Get Murdoch Shop a Yob? Shop a Nob!
Search Engine Optimisation
The definition of relevance What goes on in Google's wasteland (and why you should care) My, my, my... look at all that lovely real estate That's the way you do it Keyword broadcasting Eclectic link dump #24 G-bombing YouTube update Googlebombing YouTube Google 4 Grown-Ups: the search engine seminar and workshop A grab bag and then some Search Seminar: last call for entries You're welcome SEO Seminar (10 Oct) - free ticket giveaway Googlebombs 'fixed' Stereotype-tastic Sun hungry for punters I hope someone's paying attention... Engage brain. Win a sofa. He'll learn Adam Sherwin: not-very-good journalist for The Times Here comes BigDaddy LiveJournal and the new sub-domains Go, Leo, go! Noted for record-keeping porpoises only Patent Application #20050071741 - implications and indications Return of the bottom-feeders Googlebombs and Googlebombing: Teh Rules Search engine optimisation - a report on UK High St retailers It's shaping up to be a good week for Boris New look for Yahoo, UK-force for Google Does MSN Search (beta) ignore/penalise sites hosted at blogspot.com? Hollywood Sites, Hollywood URLs Negative Aspects of Paid Placement in Search Engines Matt Vartan Steals META Tags
South West Trains
13yee joins the diarists South West Trains Does It Again The Disgraceful Service Of South West Trains
Teh Interwebs
Google, Gmail, Blogger.com and YouTube: customer 'service' Eclectic link dump #25 BNP data grab bag BNP membership list leaked and published online Happy Posters: SOAS Student Union Common Room / Bar, London WC1H Happy Posters: Godalming GU17 Blackwater GU17 is now <-- this much --> happier Well, somebody has to do something... Matti Juhani Saari (and assorted idiots) Oprah Winfrey royally trolled: this is your brain on paedo-fear Iain Dale slams dodgy poll. (No, seriously.) Remember: September* 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day Sarah Palin; pregnancy rumours and reality $8.34 Weezer's latest video: Pork and Beans Some free advice for Jonathan King Fred and Sharon's movies (make your life go better) Stormfront in hotlinking whoopsie "Answer my questions, or the puppy gets it." 'Joey' Obi: Creepshow II Joseph Obi and bits and bobs Meet Tanja Suessenbach of Lexcity.org Ltd A poor show from the Guardian Guardian readers display a lack of interest... and not a little hostility Someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'respect'... A long list of land grabs Vote for Mr Splashy Pants Tim Ireland: Facebook 2girls1cup (aka cupchicks): a guide for the unwary Andrew Quah: wah-wah-wahhhhh Kalluri Vaani (Have you been high today?) The Andrew Meyer Tasering incident Schillings go a-shushing [headline blanked] Some people are stupid, others merely wish to be Chalk up one for the little guy Remind you of anything? I want a meeting with Ian Hislop Dublin riots - as reported by bloggers Interesting matches on BlogCode BlogCode Big Shiny New Thing Big Shiny New Thing Coming soon I have an... as-yet... unspokenplan.. to.. findmy... evil twin Let this serve as a reminder Oh, just you wait... Neil Entwistle - our first WHOIS whodunnit? Prepare the copy machines! Antidote to the blonde joke... Best blonde joke ever My First Goatse 2005: Blogged It's another weblog award Books! Of course it's real... don't be silly The Aristocrats (now beyond a joke in so many ways) Survey says.... Eclectic link dump #14 That was quick Bloggerheads 5th most-linked UK weblog Bits and bobs Eclectic link dump #9 Shiny happy people Vote for me B3ta ad auction ends tonight All your domains (ah, you know the rest) Trackback spammers Eclectic link dump #5 Jamster Hamster-Dances their way into trouble Fresh images in Google Image Search Google combats comment spam Your chance to spam some guy's living room Government website sucks: shock finding Employee not permitted to speak his mind shock Conservative association site hijacked by pornographers The Evolution of Crazy Frog - from Deng Deng to Ringtone Whore? Moi? Shameless plug for Paul Ananova's Orange Makeover Time To Pay The Paupers
The Political Weblog Movement
Jeremy Hunt - archives and accountability Meet Dougal Blimey To: John Rubinstein (of Rubinstein Phillips LLP) How Iain Dale libelled Tom Watson (and me) Attempt no landing there Dominic Wightman: follow the leader Meet Charlie Flowers (aka Ludas Matyi) Patrick Mercer, Dominic Whiteman and the Cheerleaders Suburban Jihad: unleash the polite letter-writing campaign! Patrick Mercer has some explaining to do The next guy in line Iain Dale is being a pain again Patrick Mercer: conduct unbecoming Dominic Wightman has some explaining to do The Glen Jenvey story: closure RIP Frank Branston AFK Andy Coulson and a lifetime supply of chocolate Where do leading bloggers stand on blagging? Andy Coulson: certain people Boycott the Total Politics poll of weblogs Paul Staines and the Guido Fawkes 'logo' Iain Dale is knowingly complicating my harassment case Goodbye, Poons Poons is gone Iain Dale is an ['expletive'-deleted] liar Steve Uncles of the English Democrats is a cowardly scoundrel Iain Dale and the subtle art of legal gagging Nadine Dorries censors Nadine Dorries Boothroyd's resignation from the Wikipedia Arbitration Committee Iain Dale seeks to silence me with legal threats Nadine Dorries is no blogger, and no blogging hero Open Letter to Rubinstein Phillips LLP, Solicitors Smeargate: the incredible account of Nadine Dorries Iain Dale tells lies about his political enemies An open letter to Ian Hislop of Private Eye magazine MessageSpace: "We know where you live!" Goodbye, Derek Draper Keyword broadcasting MessageSpace: the unprofessional network Andrew Gilligan in OCTOPUPPET: a short film about sock-puppets Here are the main points that Iain Dale refuses to discuss Paul Staines (aka 'Guido Fawkes') is clearly faking it for 'smeargate' Iain Dale: the return of the naked vicar Paul Staines withdraws false claims... will Iain Dale do the same? The Iain Dale Fan Club Iain Dale plays the victim, yadda yadda yadda The Downing Street conspiracy to 'get Dale' Paul Staines the smear-merchant and why I urge you to boycott MessageSpace Share and enjoy my handy Blog Guide The smear-merchants behind 'Smeargate' Iain Dale points the finger I'm sorry, but Paul Staines *is* homophobic 'Smeargate' and paedo-smears Iain Dale to Craig Murray: "No soup for you!" OK, joke's over - let's hear from Iain Dale April Fools' Day: spot the difference Justin McKeating [NOT] is a sock-puppeting git [April Fool!] Sober Vs. Drunk: who will win? Don't blog drunk Iain Dale hates me *this* much Paul Staines punks out How nice. [UPDATED - This smear is definitely the work of Glen Jenvey] Glen Jenvey knows people Mr Starkey [headline snipped - see update] Midnight threat special Glen Jenvey is T.O.A.S.T. Morning, all! Eclectic link dump #25 Glen Jenvey is experiencing some difficulty Morning, all! Eclectic link dump #24 Somebody's really got it in for Glen Jenvey A year without cigarettes Labour liars' love-in goes mainstream On the subject of retro-moderation The Media Watch Project Eight(ish) items about Derek Draper and Paul Staines Alex Hilton = Derek Draper Alex Hilton, secret 'threats' and MessageSpace The Fix Jeremy Reynalds forgot to declare an interest PCC 'in league with terrorists' outrage shock exclusive Emails to Downing Street delivered Jenvey: another long and boring post about sock puppets I warned you about those bloody Canadians Two screengrabs for your reference and mine Why is the Labour Party spamming bloggers? Lotsa links for lunchtime The British are coming Labour List - a warning to all potential contributors Derek Draper is an arrogant sod Cllr Ben Grower cannot be trusted Derek Draper, LabourList and... Schillings?! The Orwell Prize 2009: Special Prize for Blogs Goodbye, Old Holborn Glen Jenvey has some explaining to do Martin Wiesner (aka 'Pogsurf', aka 'Lobster Blogster', aka 'Tory Dipper', aka...) Hooray. BNP data grab bag Specialist Speakers: can you trust their claims? Get her Baby P: angry mobs and tabloid scum Iain Dale's daily fail Hazel Blears: passing interest and passing judgement Andrew Gilligan: more sock-puppets found An open thread Gosh, I wonder where Nadine Dorries learned this trick: Sock-puppeting: it's a mug's game Sock-puppets, anonymous comments and trolls Iain Dale and Nadine Dorries are a pair of liars (try to contain your surprise) Total Politics and the Totally Tory Guide To Political Blogging Total Politics magazine is not answerable to the Press Complaints Commission! Policy Exchange runs London Paul Staines: victim of the demon drink deletes two links but leaves the 'chinks' Paul Staines is not a lacist Meanwhile... Paul Staines caught sock-puppeting? Some interesting twitters from Tory fringe events in Birmingham Nadine Dorries: the second-boldest liar in the blogosphere Iain Dale slams dodgy poll. (No, seriously.) Iain Dale: what is it you can't face? Do not underestimate the power of perception They'll be saying I pick on girls, next... OK, so what are my options? Memo to flying monkeys (all sqaudrons) "Our legal advice is that Paul Staines is not a sex offender." Gordon Brown wearing a nappy on a rocking horse When will this right-wing publisher start acting like a grown-up? Some crazy times ahead Ten greetings from beyond the grave Iain Dale's refusal to combat homophobic harassment Five items Duncan Sandes and the diddled Western Morning News poll A question regarding identity and equity Iain Dale's idea of self regulation Hypersensitive links Iain Dale's (biased) 2008-9 Guide to Political Blogging in the UK Proof that my kids are more mature than some 'leading' bloggers An open letter to Phil Hendren (aka 'Dizzy' of 'Dizzy Thinks') Apologies Mistakes On the subject of Nadine Dorries and some recent deletions Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Shh! Don't tell Iain or Paul, but... Six quickies Some quiz goodness for you Curfew! Caroline Spelman gets a free ride from Iain Dale Linkdump ahoy! Five quick items Brown forced to eat Crewe and Nantwich Torygraph goes up to 11 Abortion vote latest Nadine Dorries and Andrea Williams Paul Staines: The Plonk Obsessive? No. Nadine Dorries finally plays the victim Watch one plug into the other Every summer it gets me... Nadine Dorries and the minor matter of misappropriation Nadine Dorries and Christian Concern For Our Nation 10 reasons not to trust Nadine Dorries Boris wins in London Hey, it's not my fault that this is news Steve Grover: the Burger King of sock-puppets! You're doing it wrong How dare you tell me what to do?! Wonder Twin powers, activate! Short but sweet MessageSpace count real goodly A little pressie for Iain A few words on the subject of Milli Vanilli ZOMG! Google knows all! Google sees all! FFS, it's like pulling teeth with these people The joys of criticising MessageSpace Generous to a fault This is Spinal Stats You're not paranoid if they're out to get... someone else Well, this is sure to be an interesting morning Iain Dale has been overstating his visitor stats Paul Staines: damn your lies and stuff your statistics Grab bag April Fool's has come and gone.... The relevance of Paul Staines' bankruptcy Yes, please. Total Politics EDM A question for Paul Staines (aka 'Guido Fawkes') John Ward Ian Hernon: some journalist MessageSpace: I think I may have been sold a lemon... People of Mid Bedfordshire; your MP, Nadine Dorries, is a muppet Look out! Stalker! Lords of the Blog Everybody loves George Osborne Look who's stalking Total Politics: the Ashcroft connection Iain Dale: a poser Knickers to the anonymongrel knockers Budgets, boobies and The Big Lie Animals Answers from Tom (plus a few extras) Tom's busy Meanwhile... Let's probe some padded expenses! Neil Clark: how to waste public money by trying to keep your personal mistakes private OMFG! EXCLUSIVE!!: New Idea blows Prince Harry's cover while Matt Drudge claims the exclusive and compounds the error Joseph Obi and bits and bobs Thought Crime night at the Manifesto Club Paul Staines: And we're done. Paul Staines: let's play ball! Please stand by A poor show from the Guardian Guardian readers display a lack of interest... and not a little hostility Half-Time Special: Act IV (LOLCAT: SOCPA) Half-Time Special: Act III (Nick and Elroy and a regrettable incident from their past) Some comments are more equal than others Half-Time Special: Act II (Anne Milton and David Cameron performing a jig and shuffle for your amusement) Half-Time Special: Act I (a belly dancer speaks about human rights) The half-time match report (with Nick and Elroy) These right-wing pseudo-bloggers don't know what they're on about FFS, Iain... grow up! Greer update A dirty great fly in Paul Staines' ointment of choice Sorry for the delay [SFX: fanfare] Greer's finally graced us with his presence Has Iain Dale been caught stealing from the BBC? Shane Greer: see you next Super Tuesday Iain Dale's inner childishness revealed Many comments now live over at Greer's Iain Dale: once again condemned by his own words Meanwhile... Paul Staines unwittingly sparks another 80s weekend Sadiq Khan: something's bugging me A question for MessageSpace Of course, other people have their own views... Hotline to a Catch-22 Is Paul Staines deleting evidence now? An appeal for support (a deliberate ping) You silly boy! Timewasters Tell Tom your tech-dreams Updates! Get your updates! Meet the Staines Massive More sweet, sweet music Thinking of hiring Iain Dale as a speaker on blogging? Think again. To: Donal Blaney (Griffin Law) Feel Paul's pain That's Iain Dale all over MessageSpace is distributing copyrighted material without permission Peter Hain So what's going on here, then? (Part Two) A few straight questions for the Conservatives So what's going on here, then? EXCLUSIVE: Iain Dale's new design revealed! Not getting desperate, are we? Festive fun with Fasthosts Blogger.com finally attempts to address the identity problem Ellee is officially an 'expert' Let's All Pick on Vulnerable Right-Wing Chicks Week: Part Five Blimey! Craig Murray (the big bully) picks on poor little Alisher Usmanov Let's All Pick on Vulnerable Right-Wing Chicks Week: Part Four Meanwhile... Let's All Pick on Vulnerable Right-Wing Chicks Week: Part Three Iain Dale and 18 Doughty Street: bravely plunging forward Let's All Pick on Vulnerable Right-Wing Chicks Week: Part Two Let's All Pick on Vulnerable Right-Wing Chicks Week: Part One Like clockwork Dizzy thinks (or hopes) that his readers are morons Ellee Seymour: Little Miss Conduct Ellee Seymour: a timeline of lies and libel Bad news for the sock-puppeteers Liberal Conspiracy launches Spot the inconsistency Nadine Dorries: no regrets Because you want it and she asked for it Nadine Dorries and what she has (and has not) learned from Iain Dale Nadine Dorries to turn into pumpkin shock Iain Dale: I bet you think this song is about you.... Iain Dale: the zero accountability factor Iain Dale: focal recall Now that's just taking the piss Shortest. Iain. Dale. Post. Ever. Fisking Iain Dale Iain Dale: define 'petty' Iain Dale takes me on and then thinks better of it Two quickies Iain Dale: why his blog cannot be safely ignored Fasthosts: I think I may be onto something here... Yet another reason to avoid Fasthosts like the plague Fasthosts and UKreg: why you should look elsewhere Arsenal Muse is a sock-puppeting liar Usmanov oozing 'charm' again Psst! Craig Murray is back online Little boys in blogshorts Keywords: 'brown' and 'bottle' Somewhere, right now, a Tory is screaming "Witch hunt!" How many MPs actually live in their constituency? John Redwood's cackhanded approach to comments Bigoted Brits big it up for the Biased BBC weblog More on that nice Mr Shapps Iain Dale: the smear test John Redwood should show his readers some respect Yet another alternative Tory banner This may ring a few bells... Iain Dale's not-at-all biased guide(s) to political blogging Iain Dale outraged by Facebook-related insinuations A new Tory banner for you Would anybody like a banner for their website? The Tory sock-puppet banner-backing bullshit-bleating bonanza Bunny-boiler invents stalker to help cement imagined relationship Last chance, Tory chancers Asa Bailey continues 'Conservative' campaign More data on the Tory Sock-Puppet of the Week I think Iain Dale can identify Norman Lamb's Facebook impersonator(s) I am *so* outraged about another post Just checking... More Tory sock-puppetry and smears Well said Yo kids, this is the Hotniss (for real) Toys The. Hamster. Is. Back. Couldn't have happened to a nicer party Tories fail to make expected gains in Ealing Southall and Sedgefield Pfft! Let's catch ourselves a rumour-monger Ealing Southall by-election not-in-any-way-a-scandal And now for something completely relevant Sock-puppeting madness *already* waaaay out of control 1-2-3-4, I declare an ID war Grant Shapps is a sock-puppeting loser Iain Dale wants it both ways Bloody rent-a-mobbers EXCLUSIVE OPINION: Amateur Histrionics That Lowde matter Can we please stop aiding and abetting the bullies and cyber-stalkers? Good. Iain 'Scoop' Dale strikes again Simon Walters and the small matter of context Sleeper agents, awake! Bye, Sam... Operation Circle Jerk Not a good start, Gordon Political Blogging Tip #1 The 'lone obsessive' strikes again Worthy of comment Best. Sock-puppeting. Ever. This is a first... 'bloggers' objecting to deeplinks I dare Iain Dale and Paul Staines to read this in full... A cunning plan to ease congestion A doozy from Dale 'Guido Fawkes': yet another mass-deletion of comments Some notes on the Newmania / Paul Newman 'scandal' So what's new? Freedom of speech Is Navigor a BNP front? [Too] busy doing something about it to blog about it... Paul Uppal - can he be trusted? Iain Dale's Dairy HP Sauce The loudest shouters Taking on the cyber-bullies Cyber-bullies wanted Iain Dale: not a real blogger, in no way a blogging expert I'm feeling much better now Come again? Q: Why did 'Guido' fail so spectacularly on Newsnight? Cyberbullying 'Guido' on Newsnight Too bad it's not a call-in show... Iain Dale has some funny ideas about moderation The 'Staines and Dale' show continues A moment of outrage and some added extras Well now, isn't this nice? Iain Dale's complete refusal to face reality Thank You Iain Dale's many small deceptions (and one big flounce) Hahahahahaha! Little help... What Dizzy Thinks Just between you and me... Prepare your faux-outrage A tricky question for Praguetory Praguetory David Cameron: getting the hang of Teh Interwebs Fair and balanced To: Chris Lightfoot Something tasty to chew on... 18 Doughty Street denies its roots Huh huh huh huh What do we want? A break for Guido! When do we want it? Now! I promised you an audio-visual reaction to recent events... Hello dahlings! Nick Boles steps down! (Nothin' to do with me, Guv'nor...) I hate being jerked around by jerks More politics for adults While we're all paying attention... Something to chew on... Here's one for your lawyers, Paul... I may wish to express this audio-visually... "We are politically neutral..." With love from me to you Politics for adults I'm a what now? Meanwhile... Spin 2.0 The 'Guido' thing Iain Dale plays the victim... again I will be out for most of Monday morning. Here is a distraction to keep you busy. "Back, and to the right..." Guido Fawkes, the BNP, and ruthless pragmatism The Liar Returns Guido's anonymous bullies in action Iain Dale: no heart, no brains, no courage Illustrative interventions Nick Boles: if you *really* want to be Mayor of London... Iain Dale is a lying liar A little dead-tree love 'Nobody' likes me, 'everybody' hates me... Iain Dale, you are so full of it! Nicholas Boles Iain Dale and the Nick Boles question Another example of New Tory censorship Is Ellee Seymour a censor-happy hypocrite... or just a hypocrite? And to your right, you will see... Today's master-class Barefaced cheek A master-class in self-promotion Well said! Throw that man a bucket of krill! FOX News Lite on its first major mission Policy Exchange Wakey wakey I've been laughing out loud for the last half-hour The New Conservatives: Parallels and Realities Hehehehehe Climb every mole-hill This will seem awfully familiar to a lot of you... About as low as it gets... The De-Briefing (Guido and his political astro-turfers) Moron of the day Jackie Danicki, I have a bone to pick with you... What do you think... Not a perfect example... but a fresh one Guido's bluffs, toughs and fluffers Pax. Face-time What're you going to do; bleed on me? Guido: fun and education, education, education Guido Blogger: the sock-puppet loophole Guido Fawkes (aka Paul Staines) : The Plonker Back to the Batcave Boy, it's a good thing the Tories hired an 'expert'... Vidcast Fever! Webcameron: Sam Roake and his backhand stroke Thailand 'Cramlington Village Councillor'.... who he? They what now? Dipsticks on parade Tell the world what you stand for Your chance to blog for Labour Jack Straw: I'm sorry, but he *is* a cretin Independent newspaper lashes out at independent publishers Oh, well *done* Jack Direct to the nav-bar To comment or not to comment Describe Bloggerheads in two words or less Labour Home: "It was only a beta-test...." Picky mix Alastair Campbell launches World Cup Blog New Statesman New Media Awards 2006 Trevor Kavanagh has a 'blog' Dennis Paul has a weblog (and a secret) I hope someone's paying attention... Strange coincidences and unique opportunities David Miliband blogs Enter the 'official' police 'web blog' World Weary Detective calls it quits Mark Pritchard is a witless buffoon Give. Me. Liberty. It's Ming! Comment on power Phrase of the day: "Let's Roll!" Ends and tethers "Our legal advice is that Mark Oaten is not a paedophile." Reminders MPs: The Weblog Seminar Back To Iraq introduces comment registration They'll print any old rubbish these days Who got the message? IP addresses for parliament.uk (a Whois address lookup source) Call to arms Let's play 'spot the blogger'... Call for juice Head-ups all political bloggers and elected officials More trouble caused by anonymous cowards Censored by anonymous cowards Dennis Paul II OK, let's get our arses into high gear Defunct Blogger.com weblogs in the hands of spammers Political weblogs And the winner is... no-one Is Mark Pritchard a gutless spammer? Harry's Place, Harry's rules, Harry's values Proxy-blogs Two in a row would be a fine thing indeed Now that's commitment MPs: I encourage you to engage with the public via a weblog Our numbers continue to swell New proxy blog Message for Balders Teh Tom MPS and weblogs... back on deck The Alastair Campbell blog Blogging not as good as journalism says journalist Me! Me! Me! Stephen Coleman - the so-called 'expert' The moral compass Waste. Of. Space. Boris meets Wibbler - and other matters Tim Montgomerie is a genius Gareth Davies lets fly! Speaking as someone who only recently gave a damn... Looking for an echo Only 'freedoms' can defeat the terrorists New proxy on the block We suck Alan Milburn blog gets blogged for not blogging MPs: the public needs to know they *can* engage Speaking of potential... The increasing influence of British weblogs Portugal campaign blogs It's shaping up to be a good week for Boris Boris judged by the Independent as a Top 12 blogger Poor Boris! MPs and candidates: my door is always* open Boris spiked! OK, let's try this again... I am Jack's complete lack of surprise Gentlemen, start your engines! Call for nominations Hooray for Boris! Daddy or chips? Tim Yeo and his lust for glory! Lessons the UK can learn from internet(s) use in the US elections Sandra Gidley refuses to be shouted down Happy Birthday To Me
The Reality-Based Community
This is satire, yes? Alastair Campbell needs to update his enemies list Keep the faith The Whisper Campaign Play the man, not the ball Mo Mowlam passes away We've lost a good man Two very different people A message to the peeps who know Zack Exley Thoughtcrime is death Mysterious packages New category - The Reality-Based Community
The War on Stupid
Glen Jenvey arrested? Patrick Mercer: "No comment" Attempt no landing there Dominic Wightman: follow the leader Meet Charlie Flowers (aka Ludas Matyi) Patrick Mercer, Dominic Whiteman and the Cheerleaders G20: Callum Winton may wish to revise his eyewitness statement(s) Police badge numbers: accountable parties call for context Bishopsgate Police Station Ian Tomlinson died of abdominal haemorrhage I'm not standing for this Ian Tomlinson assault - IPCC 'wrong' about no CCTV claim G20 event: ambulances arrive, only to be blocked by police Why aren't these people working to protect us? How does this strike you? Circumstances in which Ian Tomlinson may have been asking for it Ian Tomlinson assaulted by police moments before collapse Glen Jenvey knows people Mr Starkey [headline snipped - see update] Glen Jenvey is T.O.A.S.T. Somebody's really got it in for Glen Jenvey Boy Miliband boldly stands aside on torture So the Tories are pro-SOCPA now? Hicham Yezza Little Shannon Matthews is pure, concentrated evil '42 days' is dead Meanwhile... Ian Blair resigns Nobody could have predicted... The Sun demonises Musa Ahmet Julie Moult is an idiot 'Get Your War On' now a few frames longer SOCPA stumbles off the books Victims Six quickies Where's Wally Squad? Agent provocateur rumbled? "Gentlemen... we're history." David Davis 42 days is a sham Extreme pornography and the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill Next time you spot a traffic camera... How dare you tell me what to do?! Meet Nick Kollerstrom Grab bag Look what these bastards are trying to sneak past us... again SOCPA - over and out! Sections of SOCPA to be scrapped? Half-Time Special: Act IV (LOLCAT: SOCPA) SOCPA documents released Half-Time Special: Act I (a belly dancer speaks about human rights) SOCPA: yesterday's debate in the House of Lords My submission to the Home Office for the public consultation on SOCPA The SOCPA consultation Terminated... with extreme prejudice Decrease the surplus population! Dean Godson: would you like to know more? Anti-Christmas carols: we have a verdict from the police Policy Exchange drops the ball and plays the man You better watch out... O Come All Ye Faithful SOCPA petition response "It is Home Office policy to remove political dissidents to Uzbekistan" Polling day in Australia Jahongir Sidikov: who cares? Ten silverish linings Poppy Appeal: an important update I hope I get off this easy if I ever riddle someone with bullets Monsters Here we go again... Pigs and Parliament You're probably not going to like this... There are two major demonstrations this coming week.. Debra Cagan: Why isn't this everywhere in the UK? Did I a miss a meeting? Greetings, comrades Police struggle to stop sale of tank at arms fair "It's no time for politics" DSEI: who are the police protecting? Mandela in Parliament Square for unveiling of statue and veiling of dissent The return of the eclectic linkdump Please keep off the grass A letter has just been delivered that may be of interest to you... High Court: "Down with this sort of thing" (x2) Down with this sort of thing SOCPA: The Movie Amateur dramatics Somebody nearly forgot to think about Teh Children Treat yourself to a trip to the movies Meanwhile... Taking Liberties It's what now? Headline of the year Certainties Listen to BBC Radio 4... now! Trident SOCPA: Has an exception been made for Comic Relief? FFS... Trident A tricky question for the Met Red nose alert! One rule to bind them Enough is enough SOCPA and Red Nose Day Look out! Behind you! Frank Field: useful idiot A lack of clarity Thank you, everybody! Bugger birthdays... it's Christmas! Sack Parliament Fuck him, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse he rode in on Friday: the perfect day to bury bad news The rules of the game have changed The fruits of New Labour (four articles relating to the surrendering of our moral authority) Ten tell-tale signs that your teenager might be a terrorist 5 years Quintin Kynaston teachers 'on duty' Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Worth repeating Hooray for hysteria Tony Blair owes me £2000 A conveniently-timed and carefully-framed admission Meanwhile... SOCPA - the mass/individual protest Plots Vs. Reality The Post-911 Blues Skewing the debate Lord Stevens goes shouty-crackers... again Top this... Heathrow: mock-up, set-up, or cock-up? They'll never take our freedaaaarrrgh! Your chance to blog for Israel Smoke and mirrors Beware the self-fulfilling prophecy Evidence the government does not want you to see Things to do today (if you live or work in London) 'Justice' Giving it 101 percent Nosemonkey tagged and released back into wild The new Golden Rule Playing politics with the police LaRRaBee staggers on A cry for publicity Well, I feel safer Well how about that, then... Something worth finding out Police: trouble with numbers Find out if your MP has a brain Tony Blair: it's hard to keep a grip when you're several leagues from reality Heartily seconded "No, I'm Brian...." New Backing Blair video - The Roses of Success SOCPA protest video Charles Clarke: lazy and deceitful Methinks they doth protest too much Beware the war on porn SOCPA Protest this Sunday The Self-Justification Circle-Jerk Two quickies Brian Haw needs your support today Wipe your chin - the bullshit's dripping I read the news today (oh boy) ID Cards - please excuse the link-dump: Your duty is clear Why you should march this weekend Questions, questions, questions...... But... but... but... we gave them Happy Meals! This may seem like a familiar scenario The Blame Game Think twice before you speak up Brevity I'm feeling exhausted and frightened Lest it breed Strange coincidences (#563 in an ongoing series) Martyrs, martyrs everywhere Eclectic link dump #21 I demand the immediate arrest of Bob Marshall Andrews Religious hatred and Blairite arrogance Who will rid us of these turbulent comedians? Competence and consequence "Excuse me, would you mind watching my kids?" Spot the twat The 'limits' of the exclusion zone Missing protestor update Mysterious clicks on the line David Cameron needs to get off his arse Firing up the Mystery Machine Stupid law upheld - commons protesters convicted It's all about (job) security Sergeant Tim Nunn cares about your safety More protests in Westminster Praise Jesus and Question Tony Blair Don we now our gay apparel What have they got to hide? Round of applause for this... You better watch out... Michael Foster MP - servant of the Party and master of Doublethink The next five days will determine how seriously I take David Cameron I see nothing. I know nothing. Database creep A bombing nation Fabrications Now Ian Blair wants a 'debate' Meet the enema Jesus H. Christ, woman.... give it *up* Who got the message? Here we go... 97% of Sun readers do not support Blair's 90-day detention plan A message to all 'wobbly' MPs: ignore the puppet show, look at the strings Oh, well *done*, Little Johnny Howard Curse you and your complacency There's a Safety Elephant in my Inbox! Secret prisons and forbidden words Three 'unconnected' stories Blowing stuff up Australia's got it bad, too Torture? No-one mentioned torture! (note: this trick also works with napalm) Consider yourself seconded Eclectic link dump #15 Tony Blair provokes terrorism Liberty and Peace March - this Saturday Two thoughts for your day Guantanamo Bay - the hunger strike continues ID Cards - by hook or crook II ID Cards - by hook or crook Taking a break (so I can do more work) I was in Legoland yesterday Oh, there's no charge... it's all part of the service ID Cards: The path is set Diddums It's official: Westminster is an open and cuddly place for all The proposal of sanctions against the Uzbek cotton industry Let's put GREAT back into BRITAIN - you can do your bit! Did I hear that right...? The Thick Blue Line I'm OK... but you're not allowed to relax Monday - the exclusion zone protest Hurrah! Busy today - and probably tomorrow An evil so very, very great... ICIGSITBOTH - In Case I Get Shot In The Back Of The Head Ridding ourselves of the foundation-wearing 'five times a night' appeasement monkey An evil so great... I have a few questions London hit again A range of views in a world where only one is permitted Of course we take the threat seriously Two quick links for you The Boy Who Cried Wolf Deny everything, deny everything.... Perverse ideology Hypocrisy - a vital weapon against evil Prepare your angry-pants Today is a good day to release scary-ass maps Spot the difference We love Teh Blunkett A special announcement Reactions, opinions and developments I refuse to surrender A new pledge How about that? They do listen! I refuse to bow to terrorism... and those who exploit it You may cry now Holy crud What Barry Says Exclusion zone protest We tolerated it... we *paid* for it Fear what is foreign, love what is new (and good for you, too) The exclusion zone - a loophole The very best intelligence Wow! Cake *and* ice-cream! More cloves with your gin, Sir? ID Cards: Round II It's for your own protection #342 My role in the Uzbekistan massacre Daddy or Chips? Defying the parliament exclusion zone Timely terror shock #342 The terrorists win. Again. If you won't move on, we'll move you on Unsubstantiate this. ID Cards - what a bloody good idea they are Poor Kylie Jack Straw: humanity, practicality and reality Osama bin Laden, Tony Blair and the UK election The ricin ring that never was The Ricin Conspiracy Recommended reading The War on Tories A big day It's all your fault Push that legislation through, boys! It's all good news, folks! Climbdown every mountain Torture season on C4 Rush it through! The threat is real and immediate! Channel 4: torture season The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities Eclectic link dump #8 Taking away your right to protest An opposition? Where did that come from all of a sudden? Former ambassador to go head-to-head with Straw UK sliding towards police state shock Terror in the media Man to marry horse: film at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 Are we scared yet? Are we scared yet? Are we scared yet? Interesting moments in the War on Terrerererer The - now very real - prospect of house arrest at the order of Mr Rupert Murdoch I seem to recall saying "And you're next..." Justice for some (possibly) and liberty for others (maybe) From Iraq to inauguration to Iran Iraq: abuse by UK soldiers (graphic content warning goes here) Hersh: Iran is next After being held for three years without charge (and without knowing what they are accused of)... Gonzales: Actually, I *was* expecting the Hispanic inquisition ID cards: Don't worry, I'm sure it will all turn out fine ID Cards, Abu Hamza and welfare fraud ID Cards: Charles Clarke steps up to the plate The 'protection' of our liberties via indefinite detention based on 'reasonable suspicion' Detention without charge or trial: it stops you getting blowed up. For true. The best defence is to be downright offensive Aznar: what an amateur We're all going to die. No, really! Blair: winning hearts and minds *and* the War on Terror
Tolerance
Hello to all the little Hitlers out there Anti-BNP Twitter pictures for all Fisking the BNP's published policies Billy Brit III (the BNP are Nazi wankers) My, my, my... look at all that lovely real estate YBNP's 'Billy Brit' YouTube account closed! Billy Brit is back for more Meet the new Billy Brit BNP stealing images, short of photogenic supporters Carol Thatcher: weblogs, frogs and golliwogs Two notes on the neo-Nazi skinhead plot The Ashley Todd Halloween face mask Ashley Todd demands justice... and receives it in sedaps St George's Day! Rah! Nigel Hastilow: Woof! While we wait for the court case to conclude... 'Happy Families' according to the Daily Mail Inigo Wilson Now we're talking Fraudulent fuel for the fire Caught in a pincer movement The Muhammad Cartoons Guido, the Monkey, and the elephant's trunk "Our legal advice is that Mark Oaten is not a paedophile." But he's never at the meetings... Dennis Paul II Behzti
Tony 'King Blair
Tony Blair finally gets his first reach-around Tony 'two medals' Blair Linkdump ahoy! Blair: the job hunt Become one in a million Playing the man Tony Blair to 'do God' in a new (and totally unexpected) manner SOCPA petition response He is the very model of a Middle Eastern peace envoy Blair continues his belated fact-finding mission We all scream for... Alastair Campbell update I told you I'd be keeping an eye on him... Tell Alastair Campbell to go f**k himself The Thing is 'dead' Sorry, Gordon... This is The End, my friends.... And so ends a lovely Friday.... Huzzah! What he said Goodbye, Tony Blair: Farewell Video and Pardons A timely reminder: please keep your awe in check... So who's in Blair's farewell video? Monday. Busy. Hoping for much? The retaining wall Goodbye, Tony Celebrating 10 years of the Downing Street Echo Heartily seconded Finally, a Westminster secret worth knowing The Downing Street Echo strikes again A reader writes... A few leaders... Tony Blair's legacy may be a decade of Tory government The Blair Foundation: a fresh idea in the making Pardon my cynicism Diddums The Downing Street intruder Perceived grievances 'Loans' Independent thought can lead to obvious conclusions Tony Blair is undermining the Labour Party and robbing it of grass-roots support 'Cramlington Village Councillor'.... who he? 'Supporting' the troops Clare Short aims for proportional representation Sexy Ami calls for unity David Taylor: well and truly rumbled Tell the world what you stand for David Taylor Vs. Clare Short Oh, this did make me chuckle... Keeping The Faith: more on David Taylor Finally, Tony Blair backs a ceasefire! David Taylor is a busy man (and a new media genius) Venom must be spat when you have no fangs Tom resigns! Departure: the debate is already skewed in Blair's favour Bury this: the news you may have missed Take me to our leader Beware the self-fulfilling prophecy Back on deck tick-tick-tick-tick Safety Elephant goes on carefully-regulated rampage Who will rid us of this overspent beast? Labour is 'listening' again Fresh ideas Denial: a message to my Downing Street audience Ask Tony Blair a question... again Prepare to dial The devil is in the detail That nasty taste in your mouth Poor Tony... so very sensitive to loud noises Tony Blair: it's hard to keep a grip when you're several leagues from reality I'm busy New Backing Blair video - The Roses of Success Two elections... two cocks Long weekends are for wimps Psst! Tits out for Tony II Dave the Chameleon goes AWOL New Backing Blair video! Psst! I hope someone's paying attention... Dy-no-mite Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No wonder they're friends.... Now... step... carefully... away... from... the... Blair.... Don't. Vote. Labour. Admit it; it's over On your marks... Too little too late Hot Water Blair: the head, the tail, the whole damn thing Shoot the messenger Blair, Capita and 'easy money' above the table The dismissal Tits out for Tony Are we there yet? Popular support costs money Kill the bill Yarrrrrr... it be mutiny! Well worth a plug There are too many cooks, you see... The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill must die! Tessa Jowell can do no wrong III Investing in Tessa Tearful Tessa Judge ye not Tessa Jowell is a liar Tessa Jowell can do no wrong II Tessa Jowell can do no wrong Is this a carrot I see before me? Tony Blair's approach to torture The queen of denial can kiss my asp Voodoo works Get. Blair. Religious hatred and Blairite arrogance How to understand Tony Blair's education policy Curious claims of past denials Blair: Respect mah authoritah! Is the 'respect' campaign a half-baked gimmick? Give respect, get respect (send a message to the Labour Party) Problem? What problem? When are we going to kick this bastard out? The next five days will determine how seriously I take David Cameron New Flash Video: The World According To Leo Blair On the subject of the abuse of power, police and trust Now that I think of it.... Tick tick tick tick tick Jesus H. Christ, woman.... give it *up* Who got the message? 97% of Sun readers do not support Blair's 90-day detention plan The Safety Elephant strikes back Burning Blair: final report Let's roll Can you guess what this is, boys and girls? And at 7:10pm this evening... Tony Blair burns And least nobody died this time Stop! ... Voodoo time! My, my... don't we look relaxed? And there goes Blunkett! Again. Head finished. Body to follow. The kindling takes shape Burn Tony Blair in effigy this Guy Fawkes night Roll up, sign up Who wants to win a million Blairs? Ask Tony Blair a Question II A few words on the 3-ring conference Rhymes with.... For Blair loved Teh Bush so much... The terrorists win. Again. Proportional representation Respect this Blair out... Blair out... Blair out... Respect the cock Could someone please clear the table? Tony Blah Hic! (burp) cha-cha-cha Rejoice! Subconscious influence Iraq war advice: a new development? Tony Blair's pants are on fire How to spin tectonic plates Unlikely but amusing The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities Eclectic link dump #8 IP address fun Ask Tony Blair a Question The - now very real - prospect of house arrest at the order of Mr Rupert Murdoch I seem to recall saying "And you're next..." Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples Iraq: abuse by UK soldiers (graphic content warning goes here) Gentlemen, start your engines! Freedom of (Some) Information Tony Blair: Choking the memory hole Budd Inquiry: No favours, just lacking a conclusion Better get those FOI requests in quick, boys and girls.... David Blunkett resigns... and topless women weep David Blunkett: it's all going tits-up Bloggerheads to back Blair 11 Reasons Why Tony Blair Must Resign
Tories! Tories! Tories!
Iain Dale is interviewing Nick Griffin for profit, not out of principle Temazepam Plus: Dorries, drugs and the art of 'accidental' libel Charlie and the Cheerleaders: the golden ticket Who grabbed the NadineDorriesMP username? Lynn Elson and Nadine Dorries: peas in a pub Gina Khan has a problem with bullying Here's what happens when Conservatives cry 'stalker' Kooba Radio Harry Cole (aka Tory Bear) crosses the line in 'defence' of #KerryOut All hail the Big Giant Head Nadine Dorries' Christmas Message Meet Dougal Blimey Patrick Mercer and what may or may not be evidence of something Nadine Dorries is never wrong An open letter to Lord (Michael) Ashcroft The return of NAD-LIBS Glen Jenvey arrested? Patrick Mercer: "No comment" To: John Rubinstein (of Rubinstein Phillips LLP) How Iain Dale libelled Tom Watson (and me) Jimmy Carr: legend Patrick Mercer: putting political agenda ahead of principle Attempt no landing there Dominic Wightman: follow the leader Meet Charlie Flowers (aka Ludas Matyi) Patrick Mercer, Dominic Whiteman and the Cheerleaders Suburban Jihad: unleash the polite letter-writing campaign! Patrick Mercer has some explaining to do Meet Tory Muppet Patrick Mercer: conduct unbecoming Dominic Wightman has some explaining to do The Glen Jenvey story: closure "Are you kidding? NOTHING beats my wife!" Play the new and exciting game NAD-LIBS at home or at work Nadine Dorries is no blogger, and no blogging hero Nadine Dorries: conflicting claims Nadine Dorries: enough rope ACA: Nadine Dorries has clearly broken the rules Nadine Dorries and one or two stays at The Carlton Club Elizabeth Smith MSP wishes to sit this one out So the Tories are pro-SOCPA now? LondonUnlocked: rather a bit too shy about their Tory donor roots Feigned outrage (and a few incovenient facts hiding behind it) Damian Green: careful teasing adds volume Baby P: angry mobs and tabloid scum Nadine Dorries is either very confused or a big, fat liar 10 things that Nadine Dorries and Sarah Palin have in common Two-faced git Iain Dale and Nadine Dorries are a pair of liars (try to contain your surprise) Glass Houses George Osborne did not have monetary relations with that Russian billionaire Total Politics and the Totally Tory Guide To Political Blogging Total Politics magazine is not answerable to the Press Complaints Commission! Policy Exchange runs London Meanwhile... Nutshells Nadine Dorries: the second-boldest liar in the blogosphere Tories swimming happily in foreign money Nail. Head. Right-wing bloggers react to the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony Iain Dale's refusal to combat homophobic harassment Ian Oakley pleads guilty Five items David Cameron is a moron Hypersensitive links Your opportunity to watch an event from start to finish Guido's busted flush Nadine Dorries, Media Intelligence Partners and your money The Parliamentary Resources Unit (PRU) scam Anne Milton, Parliamentary Liaison Services (PLS) and Palace Computing An open letter to Phil Hendren (aka 'Dizzy' of 'Dizzy Thinks') Six quickies Wipe your chin, David David Davis Nadine Dorries due to erupt in 5, 4, 3... Caroline Spelman gets a free ride from Iain Dale Giles Chichester: so much for David Cameron's 'enforcer'
UK General Election 2005
Election night: a few notices Blair, Campbell and 'astroturfing' Blair out The morning after the day after the day after that Bye-bye to bad news Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Anne Milton I've voted Rupert's latest gift to democracy More last-minute bits and pieces Some last-minute bits and pieces Respect the cock The forbidden word Jack Straw: duck, dive and jive Lies and fear I'm busy! Two plus "Who?" equals five Eggs! 'Nothing new'... Are the postal ballots already in, then? Money! Money! Money! Could someone please clear the table? 500 squid in cash and prizes up for grabs! Make with the Google-juice Anne Milton madness Tactical Voting: Backing Blair (updated advice) The Sun rips off Rock The Vote II Sedgefield ahoy! Liars, damn liars, and their statistics Rock The Vote UK (proprietor: Rupert Murdoch) Video IV now live Operation Tart-Card II Anne Milton, you are *so* busted A way forward Stay on target.... Operation Tart-Card Backing Blair - tonight's meeting Round-ups and f**k-ups Apparently, I have half-an-hour to tell all my friends... Battle Bus Blog Craig Murray's website now fully (inter)active How *dare* we try to exercise our democratic right? Eclectic link dump #11 Sorry this took so long... Busy, busy, busy Electoral fraud and ID cards Eclectic link dump #10 Bouncers and bounders The Truck - Report and Pictures On the subject of tactical voting Teh Dome Know your enema Murdoch: what's he up to? Your chance to show the world what Britain is made of Backing Blair - first truck on the street Tuesday April 5 ODP gearing up for action Teh Fear The careful application of pressure stems bleeding Well, that saves me a lot of time Backing Blair - Video III now live Backing Blair - more constituency updates Teh Tory Fear - a different viewpoint David Shayler to stand against Tony Blair Tony Blair's pants are on fire Gareth Bloody Davies More on Milton Abort! Abort! Abort! A Happy Birthday for Tony Blair? I can't believe I forgot to mention this... Backing Blair - Video II now live Backing Blair - 2nd London MeetUp Blogging the election Happy thoughts... happy thoughts... People should worry when I go quiet Hang in there (PS - helloooo Anne Milton) On the subject of quoting out of context Open letter to Zack Exley Backing Blair; big and dangerous, small and insignificant Zach/Zack Exley now working full-time for Bush ally Blair Tony Blair and me; we're mates, we are Backing Blair - funding update The Sun: curious coincidences and warped priorities Do *you* have what it takes? Backing Blair - joining and starting Meetup groups Eclectic link dump #8 Backing Blair - getting trucks on the street Blogs: reality, illusion and potential Backing Blair - constituency updates Is Gareth Davies a Labour stooge? IP address fun Hello Labour Party peeps! Write to your MP and an MP website report Backing Blair - first DoS attack? The Valentines Day massager Man to marry horse: film at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 Backing Blair launches Backing Blair should launch tomorrow Tick tick tick Watching and waiting Alastair Campbell swaggers back into view I'm getting sick of saying "on your marks...." Labour launches election slogan Veritas: more than it seems? Contacts? Why is it always contacts? Backing Blair - London February Meetup Lynton Crosby likes to fight dirty Posters, Doodles and personal attacks Thank you, ITV and George W Bush, for your gifts to democracy The London Underground Song: now live with juicy Flash goodness! Disclaimer: I took one of your jobs and married one of your women... Tories: can't win, will win Rupa Huq mixes it up... up north Tories and Lib Dems put their stalls out I am Jack's complete lack of surprise Gentlemen, start your engines! Labour campaigners using FOI laws to dig the dirt on Tory leader Michael Howard Brown and Blair is best of friends - unleash the election! Vote For Me (ITV) goes to air Vote For Me was created by... erm, me! We are now officially in pre-election mode
UK Libel Law
How Iain Dale libelled Tom Watson (and me) Nadine Dorries is no blogger, and no blogging hero Keyword broadcasting Hitting and running Little Shannon Matthews is pure, concentrated evil Alex Hilton vs. Johanna Kaschke Meanwhile... Noor Hanif's letter to Alex Salmond Supporting Harry's Place Five items I support Dave Walker Schillings and Spicer could be a lot nicer The rewriters of history Linkdump ahoy! Five quick items UK Libel Law, the Demon Almost-Precedent and the Bastard Duke of Brunswick What happens in Vegas... UK libel law it is, then How dare you tell me what to do?! Obi enters Africa Usmanov's lawyer's are still busy hoovering The Obi One may have trouble laughing this one off... Joseph Obi and bits and bobs Meet Tanja Suessenbach of Lexcity.org Ltd Meet Joseph Chikelue Obi and his army of supporters Bloody foreigners
Updates
Attempt no landing there AFK Iain Dale is knowingly complicating my harassment case Another boring week at Bloggerheads I'd like you to meet a man of courage* Mail server down Morning, all! Eclectic link dump #25 Morning, all! Eclectic link dump #24 A year without cigarettes Busy Before I forget (again) Straight to blogroll Sparing a thought for some of the fun I'm missing Little Shannon Matthews is pure, concentrated evil Eclectic link dump #23 A grab bag and then some "Crazy Ivan! Crazy Ivan!" Some crazy times ahead Ten greetings from beyond the grave Holiday Five items Busy, busy, busy Five items Five quick items Busy day today Work! 10 great years in Britain How dare you tell me what to do?! Lukewarm linkylove Grab bag March Statporn Hooray for me No Smoking Day An interesting day Imagine a red light blinking Unity's new home How embarrassment I'm 'away' for a few days Sidebar updates Greetings, comrades Foot and mouth confirmed in Surrey... again Surrey foot and mouth outbreak Busy I'm, like, *so* mainstream darling... Sidebar updated Made you look Bloggerheads outage A little bit of my past has come back to haunt you Associates Blurp! Please hold Pssst! And we're back My home planet needed me One of our passports is missing A Strong Brownian Motion Producer Do Not Disturb How are you going to spend your weekend? Just in case you've forgotten... We buried our first pet today Gah! I'm feeling a lot calmer this afternoon Computer forensics specialist wanted Opportunities It's a brand new quiz! Your name here New Year's Resolution Humbug? Bah! I need a choir Bloggerheads - Year Four Busy week this week. Here's why: Still building... Thanking you, thanking me... ah-haaaaaaaaaaaa No deer for a month A quick one for you Taking a break (so I can do more work) I'll be in London tomorrow Comments Anyway, while Rome burns... Comments are broken Back on deck Busy? A bit... Backgrounding The Job Search I'm sorry... Just you wait.... Remembering to save often Oops Gigs in London Help wanted Bloggerheads - Year Three Tim Ireland: Teh Profile Bloggerheads II now live!
US Presidential Election 2008
Eclectic link dump #24 Let us give thanks for Sarah Palin... Palin: our cup runneth over Live-blogging the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election A little pre-show not-quite-live-blogging action for you Isn't anybody going to help that poor woman? And now, a little something I made for the election... There's no doubt about it: Sarah Palin has gone rogue Two quick questions on the subject of terrorism Ted Stevens 10 things that Nadine Dorries and Sarah Palin have in common Two notes on the neo-Nazi skinhead plot Sarah Palin: keepin' it real without the media filter The Ashley Todd Halloween face mask Ashley Todd demands justice... and receives it in sedaps Plinkety plunkety Palin True. Eclectic link dump #23 Go-go Hover-McCain! Four more years John Cleese on the parrot-like skills of Sarah Palin McCain and Palin lose control of the mob I want to look away so much, but... "But she's got a new*heuuurgh!*" A grab bag and then some Sarah Palin will, I expect, be praying right about now "But she's got a new hat." Sarah Palin; pregnancy rumours and reality
Uzbekistan
Half-Time Special: Act I (a belly dancer speaks about human rights) Elena Urlaeva I can almost hear Jack Straw holding his breath and hoping this works Some viewing for tonight The Ballad of Islam Karimov Taking a break (so I can do more work) The proposal of sanctions against the Uzbek cotton industry Monday - the exclusion zone protest Ridding ourselves of the foundation-wearing 'five times a night' appeasement monkey I refuse to surrender We tolerated it... we *paid* for it My role in the Uzbekistan massacre Money, power and respect Eclectic link dump #13 Poor Kylie Jack Straw: humanity, practicality and reality Osama bin Laden, Tony Blair and the UK election Thoughtcrime is death It's all good news, folks!
Video
Meet Dougal Blimey Meet Tory Muppet Billy Brit III (the BNP are Nazi wankers) Goodbye, Derek Draper Andrew Gilligan in OCTOPUPPET: a short film about sock-puppets Share and enjoy my handy Blog Guide Hankies at the ready, men! Eclectic link dump #25 Eclectic link dump #24 Prepare to feel good all over Epic win: Christian Bale Vs. David after the dentist John McDonnell suspended from the House of Commons for handling mace I've earned a day off Fat lot of good it'll do them in a battery cage, but... Little person gets big reaction JFK Calls for a Revolution You can't teach those bloody teenagers anything... Clarkson Island The bolder the lie, the bigger the laugh Bye, Chef And you thought the new Bond theme would sound silly... Weezer's latest video: Pork and Beans In-joke with totally NSFW audio Hey Ma - Its Now 5 Years In Iraq These are dark days and the storm clouds gather around us... I'm turned on, now "Answer my questions, or the puppy gets it." Half-Time Special: Act III (Nick and Elroy and a regrettable incident from their past) Look, it really is very simple.... Share the love Kalluri Vaani (Have you been high today?) When the time comes, do me a favour... They're creepy and they're kooky Dreams come true This will please you greatly Prince is a master How Not To Be Seen - Redux Speechless Coughs and sneezes spread diseases Back shortly It's a big ad What Barry Says Tony loves George Big and hairy, big and scary Strange visitors from distant planets The Amarillo Army video "Pink Five standing by..." O.M.G. Bwahahahahahahahaha! I miss Douglas Baby Got Bible The VW Polo 'suicide bomber' viral/ad... well done, Dan Brooks and Lee Ford Make Love, Not Terror (killyourdogkillyourdogkillyourdog) BoyOBoy - Give Me A Weapon Of Mass Affection 'Lotion' by Greenskeepers Jump and a half
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