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February 23, 2005

Slaps and slappers

This is rather predictable and sad, but it needs to be blogged for the archives...

Today, Page 3 stunna Katie (19, from Liverpool) 'thinks' it's a terrible the Queen won't be attending Prince Charles' wedding and 'reckons' it is a deliberate snub. She 'says': "It must be awful to have your mother miss one of the biggest days of your life. And what a slap in the face to Camilla. I know a civil wedding is probably not what the Queen had in mind, but if it's good enough for the rest of us, why isn't it good enough for her?"

For reference: BBC - Q&A: Queen's wedding decision

Just wondering: There must be a release these girls have to sign that covers The Scum, allowing them to put these words into the mouths of their models. I'd love to see a copy.

Also: A lot of what is printed in newspapers is entered into LexisNexis. I bet this isn't.

Posted by Manic on February 23, 2005 9:04 AM in the category Page 3 - Words of Wisdom

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Surprisingly it does go on LexisNexis. Today's hasn't been uploaded yet, but here's Monday's.

"Copyright 2005 NEWS GROUP NEWSPAPERS LTD
The Sun

February 21, 2005

SECTION: PAGE THREE

LENGTH: 50 words

HEADLINE: NEWS IN BRIEFS

BODY:
(Photograph) - BECKY, 24, from London

BECKY can't believe the Beckhams have called the latest addition to their family Cruz. She said: "I know David is a footballer but giving your son the Spanish name for cross is ridiculous. On me 'ead!"

Picture: Allan Strutt Underwear: Daniel Axel"

Posted by: Anthony Wells at February 23, 2005 9:49 AM

That *does* surprise me. Hmmm. Now we have access to All Teh Boobz, I think there may just be a book in this.

:o)

Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 10:03 AM

The model release form is probably the same as the one they use in jazz mags to allow all sorts of made up blurb next to the nudey pics. Essentially, they are assigning image rights to the publisher with no editorial control as to how they are used. Not that I'd know, like.

Posted by: Scaryduck at February 23, 2005 10:08 AM

So basically they substitute "Sherry loves it up the arse and has a thing for horses" with "Sherry believes in detention without trial"... how pleasant.

Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 10:13 AM

"... how pleasant." Which bit? Sherry taking it up the arse or detention without trial? Or perhaps both? Detention without trial and having it up the arse... ... shudders.

Posted by: balders at February 23, 2005 4:27 PM

Hehehehe - that reminds me. This popped up in my stats today. It calls up some NSFW images and a joyful result in the second row:
http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=prison+bitch

:o)

Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 4:50 PM

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	« Backing Blair - getting trucks on the street \| Main \| Taking away your right to protest » February 23, 2005 Slaps and slappers This is rather predictable and sad, but it needs to be blogged for the archives... Today, Page 3 stunna Katie (19, from Liverpool) 'thinks' it's a terrible the Queen won't be attending Prince Charles' wedding and 'reckons' it is a deliberate snub. She 'says': "It must be awful to have your mother miss one of the biggest days of your life. And what a slap in the face to Camilla. I know a civil wedding is probably not what the Queen had in mind, but if it's good enough for the rest of us, why isn't it good enough for her?" For reference: BBC - Q&A: Queen's wedding decision Just wondering: There must be a release these girls have to sign that covers The Scum, allowing them to put these words into the mouths of their models. I'd love to see a copy. Also: A lot of what is printed in newspapers is entered into LexisNexis. I bet this isn't. Posted by Manic on February 23, 2005 9:04 AM in the category Page 3 - Words of Wisdom Pings (Trackback) For trackbacks, this is the URL: http://www.bloggerheads.com/cgi-bin/mt-tbbh_20x07.pl/259 Comments Surprisingly it does go on LexisNexis. Today's hasn't been uploaded yet, but here's Monday's. "Copyright 2005 NEWS GROUP NEWSPAPERS LTD The Sun February 21, 2005 SECTION: PAGE THREE LENGTH: 50 words HEADLINE: NEWS IN BRIEFS BODY: (Photograph) - BECKY, 24, from London BECKY can't believe the Beckhams have called the latest addition to their family Cruz. She said: "I know David is a footballer but giving your son the Spanish name for cross is ridiculous. On me 'ead!" Picture: Allan Strutt Underwear: Daniel Axel" Posted by: Anthony Wells at February 23, 2005 9:49 AM That does surprise me. Hmmm. Now we have access to All Teh Boobz, I think there may just be a book in this. :o) Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 10:03 AM The model release form is probably the same as the one they use in jazz mags to allow all sorts of made up blurb next to the nudey pics. Essentially, they are assigning image rights to the publisher with no editorial control as to how they are used. Not that I'd know, like. Posted by: Scaryduck at February 23, 2005 10:08 AM So basically they substitute "Sherry loves it up the arse and has a thing for horses" with "Sherry believes in detention without trial"... how pleasant. Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 10:13 AM "... how pleasant." Which bit? Sherry taking it up the arse or detention without trial? Or perhaps both? Detention without trial and having it up the arse... ... shudders. Posted by: balders at February 23, 2005 4:27 PM Hehehehe - that reminds me. This popped up in my stats today. It calls up some NSFW images and a joyful result in the second row: http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=prison+bitch :o) Posted by: Manic at February 23, 2005 4:50 PM Post a comment Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) (If you're new to Bloggerheads, you may need to be approved by the moderator before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) URL: Remember me? YesNo Comments:

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