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On ITV news this evening, there was an in-depth report on the exclusion zone and what impact this new law might have on us in the future.
Sorry, just kidding.
On ITV ‘news’ this evening was an in-depth report on Tom Cruise being squirted with water and what impact this might have on them in the future.
Said the reporter: “It might not have been water. I could have been acid, it could have been petrol. The days might be over when the common man (reporter gestures to self) can enjoy such close proximity to celebrities.