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November 3, 2005

Holy cow!

Sun newspaper editor Rebekah Wade has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her actor husband Ross Kemp!

(checks B3ta)

Ahahahahaha!

This is voodoo at work, people. Pay close attention.

UPDATE - Here's mine.

UPDATE - (12:25pm) BBC reports that Rebekah Wade has been released without charge. Damn. More voodoo needed.

UPDATE - Did Mystic Meg see this coming? And why has no-one thought to ask yet?

UPDATE - Published in the latest issue of Popbitch: Why did Rebekah Wade attack Ross Kemp? Presumably for a bedroom indiscretion, but did she really stab him? And what was the gender of the third party?

UPDATE - Spotted by Guido... Press Gazette: It is believed that Wade and Kemp had been out last night commiserating with sacked Home Secretary David Blunkett.

UPDATE - Guradian: The pair, who often dine at exclusive London restaurant The Ivy, have a coterie of famous friends including David Blunkett, the work and pensions secretary who resigned yesterday, and Guy Black, the Tories' press secretary and former director of the Press Complaints Commission, and his partner Mark Bolland, Prince Charles' former adviser.

Enough gossip! I want to know the facts!

THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THE FACTS!

Domestic violence must end. I plan to invent a campaign by tomorrow morning, but if I fail in this task (or you think you have a superior idea) then be my guest. You will have my full support.

(What? Do you want me to do *everything*? I'm busy here!)

Posted by Manic on November 3, 2005 11:47 AM in the category Rupert 'The Evil One' Murdoch

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My God, she beat up Gwunt Mitchell*! Rupert would be SO pleased with his Rottweiler.

* Remember - innocent until tried by tabloid.

Posted by: Scaryduck at November 3, 2005 11:51 AM

There have got to be some good Sun headlines here...

"KEMP KO'D BY HEAVY-WADE"?

"BASHER BEKAH COSHES KEMP"?

D'you think she'll get an Asbo?

Posted by: richard at November 3, 2005 10:06 PM

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	« Stop! ... Voodoo time! \| Main \| Books! » November 3, 2005 Holy cow! Sun newspaper editor Rebekah Wade has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her actor husband Ross Kemp! (checks B3ta) Ahahahahaha! This is voodoo at work, people. Pay close attention. UPDATE - Here's mine. UPDATE - (12:25pm) BBC reports that Rebekah Wade has been released without charge. Damn. More voodoo needed. UPDATE - Did Mystic Meg see this coming? And why has no-one thought to ask yet? UPDATE - Published in the latest issue of Popbitch: Why did Rebekah Wade attack Ross Kemp? Presumably for a bedroom indiscretion, but did she really stab him? And what was the gender of the third party? UPDATE - Spotted by Guido... Press Gazette: It is believed that Wade and Kemp had been out last night commiserating with sacked Home Secretary David Blunkett. UPDATE - Guradian: The pair, who often dine at exclusive London restaurant The Ivy, have a coterie of famous friends including David Blunkett, the work and pensions secretary who resigned yesterday, and Guy Black, the Tories' press secretary and former director of the Press Complaints Commission, and his partner Mark Bolland, Prince Charles' former adviser. Enough gossip! I want to know the facts! THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THE FACTS! Domestic violence must end. I plan to invent a campaign by tomorrow morning, but if I fail in this task (or you think you have a superior idea) then be my guest. You will have my full support. (What? Do you want me to do everything? I'm busy here!) Posted by Manic on November 3, 2005 11:47 AM in the category Rupert 'The Evil One' Murdoch Pings (Trackback) For trackbacks, this is the URL: http://www.bloggerheads.com/cgi-bin/mt-tbbh_20x07.pl/727 Comments My God, she beat up Gwunt Mitchell! Rupert would be SO pleased with his Rottweiler. Remember - innocent until tried by tabloid. Posted by: Scaryduck at November 3, 2005 11:51 AM - There have got to be some good Sun headlines here... "KEMP KO'D BY HEAVY-WADE"? "BASHER BEKAH COSHES KEMP"? D'you think she'll get an Asbo? Posted by: richard at November 3, 2005 10:06 PM - Post a comment Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) (If you're new to Bloggerheads, you may need to be approved by the moderator before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) URL: Remember me? YesNo Comments:

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