This entry was posted on Thursday, January 5th, 2006 at 10:54 pm and is filed under Consume!.


Take Charles Kennedy, a knife, George Galloway and a wine bottle… and make up your own ending.

I’ll be over in the corner, with my head in my hands. Slowly rocking back and forth.

(Hell, I was only thinking just this afternoon that what we needed right now was a bloody good sideshow.)

UPDATE – Chicken Yoghurt – Let’s play house

UPDATE – If you were watching, you may recall non-celebrity Chantelle being disappointed to learn that she was not allowed to impersonate an *existing* celebrity. Here’s why Big Brother thought it necessary to stipulate this condition. (Another one here.)

UPDATE – How did I find that? Well, I started here, at the page of the world’s most convincing Charles Kennedy impersonator.