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Thursday, December 14th, 2006 at
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Bloggerheads is now officially 5 years old. On this day each year I normally publish a run-down of what’s been achieved in the last 12 months, but:
1. I’m not in the mood for stat-porn right now
2. I’m really more concerned about what I’m going to be doing for the next 12 months
So… that said, allow me to instead invite you all* to a repeat performance of last year’s carol service:
You are cordially invited to a public carol service in Parliament Square at 7pm on Wednesday the 20th of December 2006.
This inclusive service will contain both Christian and secular verse, and is expected to last no more than an hour.
Candles and song sheets will be made available, with donations going to Medical Aid for Iraqi Children.
Please note that if you attend this carol service, it will classify as a spontaneous demonstration (of faith, hope, joy and/or religious tolerance) and there is a possibility that you will be cautioned or arrested under Section 132 of the Serious and Organised Crimes and Police Act (2005).
* Paul Staines has not been invited this year. He attended the 2005 carol service and was so keen to be seen in our company that – not unlike the police on the same night – he actually hid from view any time a camera was pointed in his direction. That’s just plain rude.
NOTE – We’re short one trumpet soloist and we also need a couple of reliable marshals. Please get in touch if you can help out.
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