Decrease the surplus population!

This entry was posted on
Friday, December 21st, 2007
at
9:53 am and is filed
under The War on Stupid.

I’m sorry, but contrary to what many right-wing tosspots are fond of claiming at this time of year, there is no massive conspiracy against Christmas… only a small and rather dedicated one.

:o)

Many thanks to Garry, Justin, Gareth, Davide, Mat and especially John, who kindly brought his sax along and kept us together on most songs, not including this glorious shambles:

boomp3.com

Including song-sheet downloads, £36 was raised and will be going straight to Medical Aid for Iraqi Children… and I now have some excellent core material for my upcoming submission to the Home Office.

Below the fold: the complete lyrics for three of the more popular songs from the evening.

Bah humbug to one and all.


-Bah, Humbug!(to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)Ebenezer ScroogeWasn’t all that dumbUntil he met the GhostOf Christmas Yet to ComeThen he lost the plot, and woke up with a screamThen foolishly made life decisions based upon a dream!Oh, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, I sayWe are demonstrating hereProtesting Christmas Day… hey!Bah-humbug, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, I sayWe are demonstrating hereProtesting Christmas Day!You say Bob Cratchit’s poorSociety’s to blameAnd somehow it’s my faultThat Tiny Tim is lameBut I’ve got what is mine, and they’ve got what is theirsAnd my advice is find a phone and call someone who caresOh, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, I sayWe are demonstrating hereProtesting Christmas Day… hey!Bah-humbug, bah-humbug, bah-humbug, I sayWe are demonstrating hereProtesting Christmas Day!-(I’m Dreaming of a) Short ChristmasI’m dreaming of a short Christmas(ends)-God Rest Ye, Jobsworth GentlemenGod rest ye, jobsworth gentlemenLet nothing you dismayAnd let’s forbid all acts or deedsThat mention Christmas DayThat neighbour with his Christmas lightsLet’s make the bastard payO warnings of health and safetyHealth and safetyO warnings of health and safetyA Santa Claus who asks a childTo sit upon his kneeMight likely be a paedophileOr threat to elf safetySo issue now the orderThat he cease and leave them beO warnings of health and safetyHealth and safetyO warnings of health and safetyIgnore Richard LittlejohnAnd every tabloid hack’Cos all the fun is sucked out nowAnd you won’t get it backFor this is War on Christmas DayAnd you’re under attackO warnings of health and safetyHealth and safetyO warnings of health and safety








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