“But she’s got a new hat.”

Posted by Tim Ireland at 26 September 2008

Category: Christ..., US Presidential Election 2008

This entry was posted on
Friday, September 26th, 2008
at
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under Christ…, US Presidential Election 2008.

By now most of you would have seen this video of Sarah Palin crashing and burning on CBS just as David Letterman pointed out that McCain himself doesn’t appear to think that Palin can handle the campaign, never mind the presidency.

Glenn Greenwald offers further evidence and says; “it’s now conclusively, disturbingly clear that the McCain campaign really does intend essentially to shield her from any and all media scrutiny until the election.”

And it’s not just media scrutiny she wants to avoid, boys and girls, but witchcraft as well.

(Lovely apolitical message from the pulpit there, too; “Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus!”… *pause*…. and lo, there was a miracle, as those who heard his words took this as some sort of hint, though this was not the way it was meant at all! Truly the work of Teh Lord.)

And to top off a great week, she’s just declared victory in Iraq!

But join me now as we step past her awesome vacuity (via this excellent post on the subject of Nadine Dorries and her awesome vacuity) and look instead at the outright lies she has told:

Andrew Sullivan – The Twelve Lies Of Sarah Palin: So for the record, let it be known that the candidate for vice-president for the GOP is a compulsive, repetitive, demonstrable liar. If you follow the links, here is the proof. I repeat: proof…

Do click and read that post in full. It contains some of that magic pixie dust that Sarah promised to return with just before running over the horizon with her tail between her legs.

sarah palin wants steak

FFS:
“But she’s got a new hat.”
“But she’s got a new hat.”
“But she’s got a new hat.”

PS:
Can anyone give me one good reason why I shouldn’t burn Sarah Palin in effigy this coming bonfire night? I’ve rather cooled on the idea of burning Staines, not least because the requisite voodoo would require a long soaking in a large amount of alcohol and put the eyebrows of an entire village at risk. (For those who came in late: 2005, 2007)








3 Comments

  1. D-Notice says

    "But she's got a new hat."Is that a Simpsons reference I spot?

  2. Manic says

    Guilty as charged. But it's got a new hat.

  3. Professor Paul says

    Her beliefs contradict everything discovered by almost every serious scientist from Darwin to Einstein since the Enlightenment. I'm surprised she doesn't think the Earth is flat.It's almost like having the Church Lady from SNL running for VPIsn't that special???

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