Author Archives: Tim Ireland

About Tim Ireland

Tim is the sole author of Bloggerheads.


Work, work, work, work, work! Sorry, folks. Here you go… enjoy Rhetorically Speaking ripping Nadine Dorries’ ’20 reasons’ to shreds while you wait. (5 quid says someone at CCHQ had Nads on a very tight leash until after recent elections.)

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Boris wins in London

Congratulations, Boris. For a number of reasons I stayed out of this fight, but let me point you in the direction of some opinion now that it’s all over and the Conservatives have a cherry atop their cake. (Psst! Enjoy … Continue reading

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10 great years in Britain

(checks watch) Yep, there it is…. 3:30 in the afternoon on the 2nd of May. I have now officially been in your beautiful United Kingdom for a decade. [SFX: 747 landing (ext.)] [Musical Montage: Tim arrives as a penniless waif, … Continue reading

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Out of the mouths of griglets…

Words spoken just this moment by one of our younglings: “There’s no cheating in footsie!” So true.

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Hey, it’s not my fault that this is news

Well, maybe it is a bit.. but only to the extent that in some small way I may have contributed to a festive, carefree air on the evening of 16 April… Independent – Pandora: Blogger ‘Guido Fawkes’ is led off … Continue reading

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Extreme pornography and the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill

JOKE: Q: What is the difference between kinky and perverted? A: Kinky, you use a feather. Perverted, you use the whole damn chicken. – FACT: In the UK, it is legal to have sex with a dead chicken, but not … Continue reading

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Steve Grover: the Burger King of sock-puppets!

[NOTE: a lot of this will seem familiar to most regulars… but I’ll only be mentioning one obvious name that came up recently anyways.] The CIW (Coalition of Immokalee Workers) recently found a spy in their midst. They have also … Continue reading

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You’re doing it wrong

Something in this article about (username) Harriet (password) Harman caught my eye… BBC – Spoof blogger attacks Harman site: Last year, Conservative housing spokesman Grant Shapps was targeted by hackers who broke into his YouTube account to post a message … Continue reading

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St George’s Day! Rah!

I’m kind of new here, but as far as I can work out, today is all about giving the BNP a platform in exchange for temporary use of their official trademark. Well, I do like to play Little Johnny English … Continue reading

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OGC offers fresh logo chuckles

The Register – UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off: Quite remarkably, our informant suggested that, having spent the cash, OGC intends to roll out the logo anyway. Well, we contacted the OGC for comment, and a spokesman gamely … Continue reading

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