Category Archives: Consume!

But… but… but… animal rights activists are evil terrists!

The Times – Drugs companies ‘inventing diseases to boost their profits’: Pharmaceutical companies are systematically creating diseases in order to sell more of their products, turning healthy people into patients and placing many at risk of harm, a special edition … Continue reading

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If you must stay on your arse…

All those not going over the top should be submitting a story or project about sofas. To answer a question that’s now been asked twice: I’m not on the judging panel, and the Terms & Conditions only stop two Friends … Continue reading

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Oh, gear dog!

Take Charles Kennedy, a knife, George Galloway and a wine bottle… and make up your own ending. I’ll be over in the corner, with my head in my hands. Slowly rocking back and forth. (Hell, I was only thinking just … Continue reading

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It’s a crying shame…

No-one wants the mobile phone number of a hot Page 3 lesbian. Oh well. If she’s smart, she’ll have disconnected the thing by now, anyway.

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Cillit Banger drops clanger

Via Britblog Roundup # 33: plasticbag.org – On Cillit Bang and a new low for marketers… I came across one of these comments on Friday, but tracked the IP back to a company by the name of Southern Pacific Mortgage … Continue reading

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Shell shirts

You must buy a skull-shirt and you must do it now.

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There could be a quid in this

Where are the enterprising chaps from youwontgetme.com now that we really need them?

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Oh, joy

Those who know me well will know of my great love for sport, so my unbridled joy that the Olympics are coming to town will not surprise you. (Yay. Hooray. Watch me jump up and down with glee. But not … Continue reading

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Banding together to fight evil

Introducing The G8 Justice League.

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Live8: making a ‘difference’

I saw this aerial shot of the Live8 concert in Hyde Park last Saturday and it got me a-thinking. I poked around for an aerial shot of the rally following the protest march against the Iraq war from 15 Feb … Continue reading

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