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Posted by Tim Ireland at 28 January 2009

Category: Normal People

Stevie-Louise Ritchie (NSFW), “recently moved to London to pursue modelling fulltime”, and eager to make her mark in a Credit-Crunch world (NSFW).

Lisa O’Connor (NSFW); “a friendly model with happy nature who has been modelling for about nine months” and “hopes to make her career as model a successful one & to that end, she’s been snapped up by XS Models”

Before you know it, both are photographed in the company of a most-controversial fellow, both are invited back to his flat, and both, immediately upon departure, tell all to The Sun.

And now they’ll be famous! Isn’t that lovely?








Posted by Tim Ireland at 28 October 2008

Category: Normal People, Tolerance, US Presidential Election 2008

AP – Skinhead plot news sweeps suspect’s Tenn. hometown: Authorities describe the two as neo-Nazi skinheads, and an affidavit from a federal agent says they devised a plot to kill 88 people – beheading 14 of them. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community. The killing spree was initially to target a predominantly black school, which was not identified in court documents. It was to end, authorities said, with the two suspects — dressed in white tuxedos and top hats – blasting guns from the windows of a speeding vehicle aimed at Obama.

1.

Just in case you’re in any doubt about Matt Drudge being as big a right wing tool as Paul ‘thirsty’ Staines, it needs to be noted that Drudge used his ridiculously-huge headline spot to push the lies of race-baiter Ashley Todd, but when news emerged of a plot by neo-Nazi skinheads to shoot their way into Obama’s heart, Drudge instead ran with this huge non-story ‘seed of doubt’ item about that candidate, ran this race-related item as a much smaller item buried amongst the dross, and even put the word ‘skinhead’ in quotation* marks:

Partisan twat.

(*No, the news item he linked to did not do this.)

2.

You know, when I go on one of my killing sprees hunting expeditions, what I like to do is shoot every goddamn mouse and rabbit in the field before I move on the big game.

Just to make a statement. About my genius.

UPDATE – Better make that three.

3.

The website Sarah’s Army (hosted at sarahsarmy.blogspot.com) has been widely credited as a major pusher of Ashley Todd’s lies. The author of this site (David Leazenby) pushed the story as undisputed fact and even signed off with the words; “THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!”

But rather than admitting a mistake in an updated version of his post (which many right wings bloggers have done) the author has simply ‘disappeared’ his original article, just to show how sincere he is when he jumps up and down and declares all leftists to be communist operatives pushing an Orwellian future. (If you would like to bitch about that, watch others bitch about that, or simply read the author’s pissweak explanation for dumping his entire article down a nearby memory hole, start here.)

OK, enough background… let’s get to it.

Take a look at the prominent and none-too-subtle message that greets all visitors to his website. Yes, I’ve checked; this is a permanent fixture that greets all visitors…








Posted by Tim Ireland at 4 June 2008

Category: Normal People

According to this article, Leah McLaren thinks that the typical English male “is either a repressed homosexual, a drunkard whose alcohol intake renders him incapable, a boarding school product deprived of his mother’s love too early in life, or simply a woman-hater.”

But a quick scan of that article, the original article and/or her Wikipedia page reveals that she formed this opinion while hanging around right-wing tabloid and City types.

Not that I’m mentioning any names…








Posted by Tim Ireland at 11 March 2008

Category: Normal People, Teh Interwebs

Fred and Sharon Spencer are a delightful couple from Kelowna, Canada.

In January of this year, they invested in the domain name fredandsharonsmovies.com, uploaded a shedload of brilliant videos to their YouTube channel, and waited for the world to come knocking on their door, seeking the services of ‘Fred and Sharon’s Movie Productions’ (and/or ‘Fred Spencer Productions Unlimited’).

Sadly, nothing happened.

A month later, Fred Spencer uploaded what is quite possibly the most brilliant promotional video ever to be released on YouTube.

But again, nothing happened… until a few days ago, when people finally started to sit up and take notice in a BIG way.

Fred and Sharon are now one of the hottest tickets on Teh Internets, but – and here comes the really odd bit – they have suddenly decided that they no longer want to promote their services as filmmakers (and animators); the bulk of their site has been removed* and replaced with the message “temporarily offline”!

I can’t for the life of me work out why. Perhaps you’d care to take a look at their YouTube channel and the promotional video that made all the difference and enlighten me:

Fred and Sharon Spencer: Who Needs a Movie?

(Link via b3ta.)

[*Psst! Scraps of the original site can be seen for a limited time in Google’s cache.]








Posted by Tim Ireland at 29 January 2008

Category: Normal People

“Romper, bomper, stomper, boo.
Tell me, tell me, tell me do.
Magic mirror, tell me today.
Did all my friends have fun at play?”

Well, I can see Justin, and I can see Paul








Posted by Tim Ireland at 6 September 2005

Category: Normal People

Let’s all have a good chuckle about poor people and irony as we understand it and… No! Wait! Let’s instead enjoy the individual stylings of Sune Synger!

In The Ghetto is where you want to start.

You may then wish to proceed to the Friends theme and then – happily – discover that life *can* get better (more of the latter here).








Posted by Tim Ireland at 21 July 2005

Category: Normal People

Man dies after sex with horse: A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday. The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.

Not only, but also: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!








Posted by Tim Ireland at 4 July 2005

Category: Normal People

Mamma-Mia!








Posted by Tim Ireland at 17 February 2005

Category: Normal People

OK, quick show of hands. Who here doesn’t understand what ‘Jim Doyle’ is up to?

UPDATE – I just left this comment on the site. It was deleted within minutes: “Jim, we’ve explained this in public, and we’ve explained it in private. Let me make this absolutely clear: we do not think it is a good idea. In fact we would consider what you propose to be incredibly counter-productive. It’s a mystery to us why you insist on continuing.”

Jim is now busy making comments at sites that have linked to Backing Blair, urging them to join his ‘backing’ Backing Blair campaign. All we need now is a backwards backtracking half-baked back-bacon Backing Blair campaign and the circle will be complete.








Posted by Tim Ireland at 24 January 2005

Category: Normal People

Meet BikerFox. He’s a fashion trend-setter. (Link via The Ultimate Insult.)

Meet a chap from Long Beach, CA who will happily model for you.

Then spend time getting to know the 50 most loathsome people in America. (You’re at No. 3… sorry to spoil the surprise.)








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