Category Archives: Page 3 – News in Briefs

Father figures

BBC – Drugs arrest for George Michael 1. Both the Sun and the Mirror have gone with the inspired headline; ‘Careless Spliffer’… clearly this has something to do with the phenomena of Simultaneous Discovery. 2. Tabloid editors never take drugs. … Continue reading

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Free Wally

Appropriate responses to the death of an innocent mammal (tick one): [ ] Sadness [ ] Sadness tempered with a sense of inevitability [ ] Sadness tempered with a sense of priorities [ ] “Hang on, there might be a … Continue reading

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Lesbian love for sale

The Sun – News: Melanie loves Becky (8 Dec): Page stunners Becky Rule and Melanie Boorman have something to tell their millions of male fans today: They are in love – with each other. The gorgeous pair are the first … Continue reading

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Jingle Jugs

The Sun – Battle to save CRIMBO: The Sun today launches a campaign to stop politically-correct Scrooges killing off Christmas… Now The Sun is hitting back by slapping offenders with our own version of an anti-social behaviour order, the CRIMBO … Continue reading

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Jesus H. Christ, woman…. give it *up*

Well done, Rebekah Wade… you’ve shown how completely detached from reality you are. If anyone is ‘out of step with public feeling’, it’s you: The Sun – We shame ‘no’ vote MPs: MPs tonight rejected proposals for terror suspects to … Continue reading

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97% of Sun readers do not support Blair’s 90-day detention plan

The trumpet-call had let loose an enormous volume of noise. Already an excited voice was gabbling from the telescreen, but even as it started it was almost drowned by a roar of cheering from outside. The news had run round … Continue reading

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Blunkett goes… again – Page 3 girl weeps… again

That’s twice Blunkett has had to resign… and twice that his departure has been lamented by the ever-faithful Page 3 girls. Here’s what Katie (19, from Liverpool) had to say on Dec 15 2004: “I think it’s terrible that a … Continue reading

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The Wrong Man

A lovely Page 3 editorial greets my return. I think Rebekah Wade is sending me secret signals of lurve: Today Nicola T (22, from Croydon) is pleased to see Saddam Hussein finally go on trial yesterday – despite his ‘stalling … Continue reading

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Thugs! Terror! Suntan lotion!

Today, Page 3 girl Nikkala (23, from Middlesex) is ‘appalled MPs are swanning off on holiday while fanatics plot against Britain and thugs terrorise the streets’… She says: “Everyone needs a break but 80 days is daft. The police are … Continue reading

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Page 3 returns

Yes folks, Page 3 is back! (I’m detailing the following mainly for my own records. I’m curious to know how the Scum respond to tragedy and how long they keep the boobage offline following any given event.) As noted previously … Continue reading

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