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London/Westminster Rally to Defend SOCPA and Keep Fear Alive

The Rally To Restore Sanity is a cheap, populist campaign by some upstarts in America with a popular television show (The Daily Show). It is now apparent that this rally may actually go global, with people marching in major cities … Continue reading

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The Nadine Dorries Cries ‘Stalker’ Flowchart

Dear Journalists, I know it is tempting to carry out interviews as follows and get things done by lunchtime… “Were you really stalked by [name]?” “YES! Don’t make me sue you! I know people!” “OK, thanks for your time.” … … Continue reading

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Exposing Nadine Dorries and the little gang of Conservatives who cried ‘stalker’

Nadine Dorries is currently attempting to explain away an enormously damaging admission about misleading her constituents with a compelling sob story about stalkers. This is no better than her hiding behind a human shield at the height of the expenses … Continue reading

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Some questions for John Lyon, Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards

If we’re to believe Nadine Dorries’ local hokum (i.e. about 70% of her blog being fiction), when exactly did Nadine Dorries stop misleading her constituents about where she lived? Nadine’s fictions regarding the amount of time she spent in her … Continue reading

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Nadine Dorries excuses her stupid lies with dangerous lies

This evening, the 6pm edition of Anglia Tonight carried the following report about the excuses Nadine Dorries gave for lying to her constituents. If you’re in a hurry, just click here to zip forward to the relevant quote (orig): Ms. … Continue reading

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Nadine Dorries is a corrupt liar

As I originally blogged back in 2009, the primary issue with Nadine Dorries and her accommodation expenses claims was her changing her story mid-stream about where her second home was. Today we are assured by her closest political allies that … Continue reading

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Margaret Thatcher’s funeral

The 85th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher’s birth should serve as a reminder that some of her supporters are already planning for her death, and recently even floated the idea of a state funeral: Daily Mail – Lady Thatcher to be … Continue reading

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Nadine Dorries and the most pathetic hatchet job in political history

Yesterday, Nadine Dorries published a further attack on a constituent in an effort to justify her earlier attacks on that same constituent (more). A lot of what she publishes in response to this article in her local paper (while claiming … Continue reading

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News of the World vs. Big Society: snakes in the grass

Watching Channel 4’s excellent documentary Tabloids, Tories and Telephone Hacking I was struck by the bravery of the victim of sexual assault who spoke out, especially in comparison to the majority of ‘journalists’ who worked under Andy Coulson and/or alongside … Continue reading

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NAD-LIBS are back!

NAD-LIBS work just like Mad-Libs, only they focus on the adventures of everyone’s favourite Conservative MP, Nadine Dorries. (It’s hard to think of a more fitting tribute, given her tendency to imagine or invent stuff that happens to her, often … Continue reading

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