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Nadine Dorries and the mission from God

The following is an interview/article featuring Nadine Dorries from a 2007 edition of the Salvation Army’s War Cry. Putting aside these deeply religious contentions, which are striking in themselves… “I try to live my faith. Some days I fail quite … Continue reading

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Anne Milton: out of the blue

In early 2009, a man appeared out of nowhere offering me dirt on some of his former colleagues. One of those former colleagues later reported* that this same person approached them at the same time, first warning them that I … Continue reading

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Nadine Dorries: the missing punchline

[Please be aware that this post contains a graphic image of in utero surgery. If you are so inclined you can learn more about the original here. ‘NSFW’ may not be the proper tag, but please do approach the ‘Hand … Continue reading

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Boris Johnson and the dangerous Tory smear campaign

I was producing/administrating Boris Johnson’s weblog at the time Anne Milton’s activists were smearing an opponent as a paedophile, but I went out of my way to avoid jeopardising the all-too-rare example of a Conservative MP subjecting themselves to a … Continue reading

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Jonathan Lord failed to act on more than one complaint

Previously (for those who came in late): Jonathan Lord (MP for Woking): Smears Jonathan Lord turned a blind eye The following is some correspondence shared with me by someone who was a student at the University of Surrey in 2006/2007 … Continue reading

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Anne Milton cried ‘stalker’ and later denied it: here’s the evidence

Recently, some Tories have been producing doctored evidence to support an ongoing smear campaign against me while others have been demanding I produce evidence to support my contention that there is an ongoing smear campaign against me involving some Tories. … Continue reading

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Bedfordshire on Sunday: indiscretion

You may have noticed some minor damage control going on this past week as the Conservatives took some limited measures to bring Nadine Dorries to heel while ignoring the wider problem of the smear campaign she has involved herself in. … Continue reading

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Jonathan Lord turned a blind eye

Let’s begin with a brand new and very special episode from Conservative Change Channel: CCC11-01: Jonathan Lord: ‘off the record’ I hope you enjoy a few laughs, but the guts of it is about as serious as it gets: What … Continue reading

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This one writes itself

Via @scotchtwit I discover there is a variety of potato (exhibitor grade) called the ‘Nadine’: Potato ‘Nadine’ Exhibitor Grade (Solanum tuberosum) Exceptionally smooth skin with shallow eyes. Cream flesh has firm, moist waxy texture and does not discolour on cooking. … Continue reading

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Nadine Dorries: Go Compare

[NOTE – Because I’m not a plagiarising prick like Paul Staines or Ian Hislop and I don’t take credit for other people’s work, I must begin with a BIG ‘thank you’ to Iain Marley for his excellent Excel work on … Continue reading

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