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Monday, February 05, 2007

'Guido Fawkes' blows the gaff

Like most serial killers masturbators, Paul 'Guido' Staines wants to be caught... and this weekend his loudest cry for help went unheeded.

To help people see the secret message hidden in this latest "Look at me!" post, Manic has simply revealed the target behind each of Paul's proudest moments:

The intended cumulative effect of these efforts should be obvious; Guido and his backers seek to undo Blair (for anything other than Iraq/terror/torture) and undermine anyone who seeks a role in the cabinet that will follow Blair's.

So much for the 'Guido hates all politicians equally' myth!

Even if you hate Blair's guts (or Brown's guts or Reid's guts or...) if you are a member or supporter of the Labour Party and you are feeding 'Guido' information, then you are a bloody idiot; leaking information to Guido only furthers a far-right-wing Tory agenda.

(Psst! The same goes for any member or supporter of the Liberal Democrats or any other party not wishing to see the Conservatives pull the ultimate fast one.)

Note - To avoid giving 'Guido' more credit than he deserves, Manic wishes to quantify this thought with an uncertain exploration of barnyard metaphors:

Blair is going down; it's a certainty... and Manic suspects that 'Guido' is not unlike a rooster convinced that the sun only comes up because he crows (or perhaps a chicken seeking to convince the other animals that he can fly... by flapping his wings while he stands in front of a large plummeting object).

Manic has spoken. End communication.


tyger said...

No doubt Paul will frame the collapse of Blair as his own doing. But the fact remains, I doubt Blair himself spends too much time worrying about him.

Guido feeds off this story, he's not a player.

3:15 PM, February 05, 2007  
P O'Neill said...

And what's with Guido's sudden nods towards John Bull's Other Island? He celebrates Ireland's victory over Wales and then has an unsourced quasi-attack on the DUP (gossip which maybe he picked up in Cardiff, but he certainly didn't get it from Slugger, where such info usually originates).

4:02 PM, February 05, 2007  

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