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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Will Paul Staines masturbate live on Newsnight tonight?

Paul Staines and Iain Dale are busily tossing themselves stupid over a 'triumphant' appearance by Staines that is due to be broadcast this evening on BBC's Newsnight.

Manic urges you to watch the preview, and the broadcast (which may include a live interview if the self-important twat agrees to an appearance; no doubt in silhouette and with no use of his real name which Paul de Laire Staines claims is 'no big secret').

In the preview, 'Guido' repeats the big fib he told Newsnight last time he appeared:

If you have lunch with someone on a regular basis, you would feel inhibited going for the jugular," says Staines, who claims he has no ambition to be a journalist and that his only agenda is that he "hates" all politicians. - From Newsnight in July 2006

"On my blog, there's no holding back from going for the political jugular" - From Newsnight in March 2007

Oh, really? What about David Taylor? Policy Exchange?

In the first example, 'Guido' not only spiked a spicy story because it involved one of his informants... he also dished the dirt on that same informant quietly on the side... which makes him a hypocrite and a total bastard.

Manic needs to pull Paxman up on this, though:

"I'm sorry, but I just think that you're living in a pathetic conspiracy world." - Jeremy Paxman (to Paul Staines)

Paul Staines does not live in a pathetic conspiracy world; what he does is create the illusion of a conspiracy world to further his agenda and that of certain elements of the Conservative Party... while denouncing all those who catch him at it as 'conspiracy loons'.

PS - Paul, here's a free tip for you... you do not want to make the schoolboy error of going for the political jugular (when it suits you); instead, you want to go for the political carotid artery (when it suits you).

Manic has spoken. End communication.

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Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree with you more. Guido is a complete pompous, self-obsessed twat. I had to laugh at him being interviewed on Newsnight, i mean what sort of a arrogant pompous fool would go on disguised, was funny when his real name was said on air. He went oddly quiet.

11:45 PM, March 28, 2007  
Anonymous said...

I don't think anybody could have guessed how terribly child-like Staines is.

The Newsnight appearance was a combined assassination/suicide.

11:50 PM, March 28, 2007  
Sim-O said...

Fine one to talk about impartiality , the tosser.

10:37 PM, March 29, 2007  
Sim-O said...

Guido/Paul, that is.

10:38 PM, March 29, 2007  

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