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The Ringtones Quiz

The Ringtones Quiz is a 'scientifically-based' personality quiz that has been 'carefully' designed in order to help you to determine which 'cool' ringtone you most resemble and/or are most likely to choose.

Simply answer the following questions as honestly as you can and then click the submission button at the bottom of this page.

Which Ringtone Are You?

Choose a season:

Choose a pet:
Womp Rat
Dead Parrot

Look! Up in the sky! It's...
Wile E. Coyote, falling to his doom!

If you had your choice, how would you spend the next two hours?
Listening to music.
Thoughtfully playing my music nice and loud so the neighbours can enjoy it, too.
At the movies.
Watching television.
Teaching my dog how to whistle.

You're at the fun-fair, but you only have enough money for one attraction. Which do you choose?
The Rollercoaster.
The Tilt-A-Whirl.
The Bumper/Dodgem Cars.
The Ghost Train.
They still have freak shows, right?

Choose your favourite catch-phrase:
"Let's roll!"
"Let's dance!"
"Let's split up, gang!"
"Let's get ready to rumble!"
"Let's do the show right here in the barn!"

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun. It's beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't... not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
I'm kind of nervous when I take tests.
I have no idea.
Nobody would help me, so why should I bother?
Because I'm a bad-ass muthf*#ka.
I'm waiting to hear the sound it makes when it starts to cook.
Mmmmmm... sun-baked tortoise.

© Tim Ireland 2006