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Friday, February 09, 2007

Seek help, 'Guido Fawkes'

Manic would love to tell you all about Iain Dale's new regime of comment censorship, but it will have to wait for now.

Today, we have to help a man with a very special kind of drinking problem:
"Charlie Kennedy ostentatiously drunk a Coca Cola, mind you he did leave early, (keeps the Tennents Extra at home obviously)." - Paul 'Guido' Staines
This cheap shot (insert chat-show joke here) was delivered by the same man who claims that, on the same night, he drank his way into the back of a police van. And then woke up in an incapacitated state, sweating vodka and nursing aching kidneys.

Paul Staines' problem appears to be that he is unable to admit that he has a problem... while mocking those who have a little thing known as courage (insert ale-based joke here).

Wait... strike that....

Apparently it's being a willing addict makes you a fucking hero. Well done, 'Guido'!

Manic hash schpoken. End conumi... commun*hic*... kayshun.



P O'Neill said...

Note also that he lost his mobile, which certainly would be fun for someone else to find. But equally note that the mobile he didn't lose is the Irish one. Has Guido gotten legal advice about surveillance and/or production of phone records when the phone is registered in another country?

9:45 PM, February 09, 2007  
scotch said...

P O'Neill, do you want to revise your tag? Please. That name has some obviously bad connotations.

9:57 PM, February 09, 2007  

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