Infiltrator wanted

Must have computer skills, GSOH, a strong liver, the ability to repeatedly (and convincingly) tell Staines what he wants to hear, and a willingness to preserve the integrity of the blogosphere:

APPLY HERE.

You will be expected to file a report* upon the completion of your duties.

[*Said report will, of course, have to be in keeping with Paul's non-disclosure agreement... but we will happily help you to exploit every loophole in the document.]