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« Your chance to blog for Israel | Main | Stephen "Chicken Shit" Green » August 10, 2006They'll never take our freedaaaarrrgh!Well, how about that, then? Less than a week after the launch of the fear-o-meter and it's already being put to good use. As of today, we have graduated from 'severe' to Bloomberg - Airlines ban hand luggage from UK: The U.K. today raised its threat level to "critical," the highest category in a five-point scale, indicating an attack is expected "imminently" according to the U.K. Home Office Web site. The level was previously a notch lower at "severe." Airports were instructed not to permit hand baggage aboard flights. The police and U.K. security services "are investigating an alleged plot to bring down a number of aircraft through mid-flight explosions," Home Secretary John Reid said in a televised briefing. BAA Plc said all short-haul incoming flights to London's Heathrow Airport are canceled until further notice. Hand baggage includes handbags, according to one witness I've just spoken to. Oh, and because the police believe liquid explosives are involved, if you wish to take breast milk on board, you will be expected to taste it in front of staff. (No, I'm not kidding.) Let's approach this with an assumption that the police have detected an actual threat of some import (i.e. not one that's been invented or enhanced by the Downing St Echo) and begin with a trip down memory lane... Bloggerheads - May 02, 2005: OK, now I remind you that we're operating under the assumption that this is a genuine response to a genuine threat. We're also going to assume that John Reid (aka The Arse Doctor) is competent enough to know in advance when major operations conducted under him are about to take place. Which brings us to yesterday's speech... BBC - Terror 'may force freedom curbs': The UK might have to modify its freedoms in the short term in order to prevent their "misuse and abuse" by terrorists, John Reid has said. He conceded that was never an easy request, but it was up to everyone to ask: "What price our security, at what cost can we preserve our freedoms?" The UK faced its "most sustained period of severe threat since the end of World War II", the home secretary warned. More here: Guardian - Anti-terror critics just don't get it, says Reid There's plenty that needs to be said about this, but happily most of it is said here at Fark.com That leaves me free to quietly point out that John Reid must have known about this impending action when he made that speech. Further news and bloggage (as it comes in) will be posted under this line. Enjoy your freedoms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Related news: Related bloggage: Posted by Manic on August 10, 2006 10:12 AM in the category The War on Stupid Pings (Trackback)For trackbacks, this is the URL: Listed below are links to weblogs that reference They'll never take our freedaaaarrrgh!:
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» Stay lucky from The UK Today Tracked on August 10, 2006 5:29 PM Comments If the Plot was indeed 'Foiled' why are they cancelling planes still? Posted by: bigdaddymerk at August 10, 2006 11:07 AM Oi! It was 'foiled'... nobody said anything about it being ironclad. Posted by: Manic at August 10, 2006 11:17 AM It looks as though the plane cancellation thing was owing to overcrowding at Heathrow's terminals. The overcrowding being a good thing, if getting a point across is your task for the week. The humiliations are adding up. You can't take a book into the cabin, hollowed out or otherwise, nor even the smallest audio device (unless maybe up the arse?). So you will be bored on your flight: this will help you remember. Strangely, no official is suggesting that you cancel or postpone your foreign holiday: the one true path to safety in the air. Posted by: Charlie Whitaker at August 10, 2006 12:12 PM maybe this is a ploy to get us to watch more shitty in-flight tv. Posted by: bigdaddymerk at August 10, 2006 1:42 PM Funny how books, drinks of water, nail scissors etc. have all been deemed too dangerous to take on a plane, but they'll still happily walk down the aisle and sell you an overpriced glass bottle of duty-free whisky... Posted by: richard at August 10, 2006 3:07 PM I wonder if people in the First Class cabin are excluded. How do we find out if UK Gov pays the airlines compensation? Recall that in the first week after 9/11 the US airlines got given billions of dollars of taxpayer support for their troubles. They still sacked all their staff, though. Posted by: goatchurch at August 10, 2006 4:26 PM I think I prefer the daftness of Blunkett, who kept telling us that the country was experiencing the most severe threat *ever* -- worse than the Blitz. Remember the Cold War and nuclear annihilation? What was that all about? Oi, we shouldn't be scared of heavily armed nations. After all, governments hold the monopoly of legitimate violence... therefore all the violence they do is legitimate. Posted by: goatchurch at August 10, 2006 4:37 PM Why is the 'Current threat level' still at 'CRITICAL' if the alleged plot was foiled? Is there another plot that they're not telling us about, or is the whole thing a load of cobblers, like the non-existent 'ricin ring'? Posted by: Simon Maxwell at August 10, 2006 6:38 PM Post a commentThanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out) (If you're new to Bloggerheads, you may need to be approved by the moderator before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) | |