Show me you’re nuts

Posted by Tim Ireland at January 17, 2007

Category: Page 3 - News in Briefs

This entry was posted on
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
11:47 am and is filed
under Page 3 – News in Briefs.

Post of the day, and no mistake:

Obsolete – Scum-watch: Feeble corrections and the whimpering of an exposed page 3 girl

I especially love the part where The Scum chide another newspaper for being ‘downmarket’.


I’m also tempted to find/download* the tape just so I can see if young Keeley chugs as enthusiastically for her boyfriend as she does for Rebekah Wade:

Here’s Keeley Hazell being shocked at the sick rants of Omar Bakri Mohammed for Rebekah Wade

Here’s Keeley Hazell bagging Clare Short for Rebekah Wade

Here’s Keeley Hazell slagging off Gordon Brown for Rebekah Wade

Here’s Keeley Hazell praising Rebekah Wade for saving a whale carcass

Remember, folks; Page 3, not unlike Guido’s blog, is just a harmless bit of fun until someone puts an eye out.

(*Please be aware that many sites discussing this tape have seen fit to issue a ‘repeated images of hairy man-ass’ warning. Oh, and for those who don’t get the headline, I offer this link to an alternative NSFW video.)

UPDATE – There’s more on the other matter and the resulting ‘cursory four-line apology’ here.

UPDATE – How PR works: 1, 2, 3


  1. bigdaddymerk says

    I have, she doesn't.

  2. septicisle says

    Without wishing to lower the tone, and having seen said video, there is no expelling of bodily fluids, although Miss Hazell is apparently as willing to go down on camera as she does for Wade.

  3. Manic says

    That's good to know. We need more do-ers in this country, as I'm sure I've made clear.Mind you, biggdadymerk appears to disagree. Are you talking about a total lack of action, merk, or a distinct lack of effort?

  4. septicisle says

    Well, she doesn't get into as much as the average porno starlet does, but she certainly doesn't completely lack enthusiasm. Not that I would know anything about these sort of things.

  5. Manic says

    Damn it, lads… don't force me to watch this! I'm busy with shemale midget porn right now.

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