, I am in you

Posted by Tim Ireland at April 13, 2015

Category: Consume!, Tories! Tories! Tories!

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Monday, April 13th, 2015
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As many of you will recall, Grant Shapps (aka ‘Michael Green’) and/or his wife Belinda Shapps (aka ‘Sebastian Fox’) used to own a site called ‘TrafficPaymaster’, which was one of a series of ‘get rich quick’ schemes that Shapps used to peddle online both before and after he became an MP. The good people at had a curious philosophy about this product that was designed to cheat Google and its users: they figured that cheating didn’t count if you didn’t get caught.

“Shoplifting is victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.” – Nelson Muntz (The Simpsons)

Because Shapps was in such a hurry to do away with some of his sleazier sites, he carelessly threw the domain name away. It became available at auction recently… and I bought it.

So today I have brought the site back to life with a new purpose: to expose Grant Shapps as a liar and a bully.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… the chocolate-sandwich room:

I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed making it.

Cheers all.

1 Comment

  1. Happy Bunny says

    This is an interesting one from 2012…

    Not only does it include this quote in the sales pitch…. "10 Downing Street was famously subjected to adverse publicity in the press when it sacked 3 workers for downloading hardcore pornographic images."….

    but it also begs the question who was paying for the domain renewals, hosting & collecting the clickbank cheques in 2012, if the How To corp business was shut down years earlier?

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