A letter to George

For over 12 months now, I’ve been promising Something Wonderful (and not too political)…

1 year, 25 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes. That’s how long it took for me to finally get around to finishing this once I’d started it. It spent a lot of time on the back-burner, but now it’s ready:

Star Wars: A Musical Tribute*

There’s an important message for George Lucas contained in the show. The more people who see it, the more likely he is to read it.

Let me know what you think.

PS – As with many other Flash shows I’ve made, this one includes a bitchin’ guitar solo. Prepare yourselves.

[*UPDATE (Aug 2008) – Link updated. Video is now only available at YouTube.]








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MPs: I encourage you to engage with the public via a weblog

Today the Hansard Society has released a report Parliament’s failure to communicate with the electorate.

What I’d like you to do today is to take a link to this post and forward it to your local MP with a short and polite email:
https://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2005/06/mps_i_encourage.asp

Dear MP-type person. You need to seriously consider the possibility of engaging with your constituents and the public in general via a weblog. (Click here to read more about his.)

You may in the past have thought of a weblog as a form of vanity publishing or even a personal public diary, but in reality it is a powerful networking tool. The value lies not in the technology, but in fully realising the concept of two-way communication as opposed to one-way broadcast. Think of it as a large, ongoing public meeting.

And, unlike your typical surgery, this interaction with the public will not always involve people who are unhappy with you or matters that may or may not be under your control. It will mostly involve the slow and steady building of a network of people willing to support you and help you.

But the technology alone cannot do this. What is most important is the concept of transparent engagement.

No, it’s not for all MPs. It’s an especially unhelpful approach for someone like Geoff Hoon who – happily – is charged with addressing the problems raised in Hansard’s report.

But I would argue that an MP who is unable or unwilling to engage in this way is not fit for office in the first place.

Do you have something positive and important to say? Would you like that to endure in a way that automatically draws like-minded people to your side? Would you like to end your dependence on local and national media?

Then get in touch, and I’ll show you how it works.

Cheers

Tim Ireland
manic AT bloggerheads DOT com

UPDATE – Guardian – So, you want the public to show parliament more respect? An open letter to Geoff Hoon








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Money, power and respect

I’d like to talk to you about respect.

Blair made a big noise about it following the election and promised it would be the key to his histrionic third term (note: not a typo). But how can a man revive respect when he himself is notorious for ignoring the will of the electorate where possible and bamboozling them with spin when it’s not? How can a government that’s abandoned the principles of its party in order to retain power dare to even use the word? How can a government that allows corporations to quite literally get away with murder hope to earn the trust of the people it is supposed to protect?

I’ve spent a great deal of time reading, thinking and planning these past four weeks. The material I’ve been reading has been pretty varied… from new material on the Iraq war to Nixon’s attempts to emulate the work of Dick Tuck that brought about his downfall. So I was greatly pleased to discover – just before I sat down to write this – someone else joining a couple of similar dots…

Sunday Herald – Reaction to Deep Throat’s unmasking highlights the double standards that apply in a world where truth is impeached: But such are the times we live in. In fact, those who are nostalgic for Nixon must look on the Bush administration with a certain envy. Dicky got done for dirty tricks, lies and illegal slush funds. Here’s George with his secret military tribunals, indefinite detentions without charge, kidnapping, torture, systematic breaches of international law, manipulation of the media, and a pile of lies that could dam the Potomac: nothing happens… Tony Blair has shrugged off two official (but not unfriendly) inquiries into the Iraq escapade, and brushed aside talk of impeachment. Even if someone in Downing Street had a fit of conscience and remembered the conversation in which Blair said, “Yup, I know it’s illegal, but there you go”, nothing would follow.

An unknown number of people were shot dead in Uzbekistan for protesting against injustice (read more), but – as expected – this has pretty much blown over. Karimov relied heavily on the ‘extremist’ card in this bluff, and it worked. Closer to home, the G8 summit looms and those who may wish to travel north to call for responsible action over self-interest are portrayed as… potentially violent extremists. Nobody’s been shot (yet) but I hope you can see the connection.

This messaging has a very important dual role to play. It overshadows and undermines the message of the people who are willing to speak out and it discourages those who might otherwise join them.

Meanwhile corporations that earn more money and hold more power than some nations continue to get away with poisoning the environment and the populace.

Let’s take the humble potato-chip as an example…

Walkers have fronting their brand Gary Lineker – the Ultimate Nice Guy. Playing the Bad Guy. If the irony of this escapes you, it’s because Walker’s other publicity front is busy hiding some important facts from you. To maintain a healthy colour, Walkers suck all the stuff out of the potatoes that makes them taste like potatoes, and then replaces this with chemicals. They call these flavour-enhancers “nature identical”. Walkers uses a blend of oils to cook their crisps, but the bulk of it is made up of a saturated fat known as palm oilein. It’s not as healthy as sunflower oil, but it’s cheaper. Its production is devastating the environment in Malaysia and neighbouring countries… but it’s cheaper. Walkers manages to keep pretty quite about this… until they reduce the amount of palm oilein it uses by a nominal percentage and expect us to be grateful.

Can you taste the respect? Mmmmm, tangy!

This same process repeats itself again and again across a broad range of industries. The company projects a Happy and Responsible Brand while the more important PR team (the one you never hear about) busies itself hiding dirty secrets by wooing or bullying media owners, spreading disinformation and/or attacking critics via corporate-sponsored ‘independent bodies’.

And what protection can we expect from our government? I can answer that question with a single name: Lord Sainsbury.

I ask again; can you taste the respect?

The food we eat, the cars we drive, the clothes we wear… almost every aspect of our lives is being used to bleed us and the planet dry. Most of this is dressed up as a choice as the blame is shifted to the consumer. But the reality is that market forces press us ever closer to Generica, as choice narrows and the problem compounds. So much so that anybody concerned about it will usually spend so much time minimising their footprint that they have no time left to address the wider problem. Clever, no?

Traditional media does very little to help. If there isn’t outright contrition, there is at the very least a lot of good people doing nothing. The global media network (and – locally – UK libel laws) conspire to protect corporations at the cost of the rights of the individual and/or distract the populace with gesture politics. (Let’s save Africa through text-messaging and plastic arm-bands!)

Even the cost of this is compounding, as the many media outlets celebrate celebrity and/or pursue the cheap fodder to be had from ‘reality’ television. There are so many people who are famous simply for being famous that most children today plan their career around their scheduled 15 minutes. So few dreams involve effecting actual change that even now those who hold such aims find it hard to gain support and reach critical mass. But if you want to suck the money out of a quarter of a million wallets, it’s as easy as ba-ding-ding-ding-ding-bawwwwwwwwwwwww.

Despite this, I’m still willing to try. And I hope you are, too. Without the balance provided by simple transparency, criticism and subsequent calls for accountability, this world would be in an even sorrier state.

And the key to this is respect.

Respect for your fellow man should prompt action. Respect for yourself should help you to endure the kicking you’ll get as a reward.

(PS – Balders and I are cooking something up that we hope will help. It should be with you by late summer. In the meantime, we’re also going to be building a little something to keep an eye on that loveable media magnate, Rupert Murdoch.)








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It was worth it

Independent – Mr and Mrs Blair go to Washington: Privately, the British officials preparing for the summit have been amazed and angered by the “utter intransigence” of the Bush administration. Suggestions that Mr Blair needs to be rewarded for supporting the US in Iraq have met a dismissive response: “That was then; this is now.”








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Back on deck

Sorry bloggage has been so light lately. Long-time readers of Bloggerheads will probably remember that twice in the past I’ve required a month off following a sustained period of campaigning (you can’t say I don’t give it my all) but I’ve yet to learn to factor that in. Ho-hum.

Anyway, I hope this morning to show a return to form. Watch this space.








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‘Everybody’ wants the chance to say No

Today Page 3 lovely Louise (19, from Manchester) thinks we should be given a chance to reject “the hated EU treaty” and adds: “Tony Blair promised us a referendum. Most Brits would jump at the chance to go to the polls and say No.”

The Scum says: It’s plain to see why Tony Blair doesn’t want to call a referendum. The Sun’s poll on the European constitution proves beyond doubt that Blair would lose by a mile. Of those people who have made up their minds, 72 per cent would vote No and only 28 per cent Yes. Just like the French and the Dutch, the people of Britain know a pig in a poke when they see one. Not that the eurocrats see it that way. Neil Kinnock, who never lets his rejection by the British people hinder his desire to lecture them, whinges that the votes in France and Holland were a triumph for ignorance. He says voters had not been properly informed about the benefits of the European masterplan so they voted the wrong way. What overweening arrogance. Kinnock shows why an elite and aloof Brussels will never be trusted.

(holds head in hands)








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Eclectic link dump #13

Cool game: Buzz around Brighton avoiding the law.

How to Perform Strong Man Stunts (link via latest B3ta newsletter – also see B3ta explained by answers.com)

The best website for a musical artist that I’ve seen in a very long time.

Steve Irwin is a nitwit. Alby Mangels, on the other hand, is a living god.

Via Peter Gasston: Pledgebank offers you a chance to say “I will do xxxx if xx other people do the same.” Here’s an ambitious example: “I will refuse to register for an ID card but only if 3,000,000 people will sign up.”

Bing-ding-ding-dingdingWatch it fade away as the so-called defenders of democracy quietly allow Karimov to bluff his way through:
BBC – US senators push for Uzbek probe
New York Times – 3 U.S. Senators Seek Inquiry Into Killings in Uzbekistan

I hope that someone gets my… I hope that someone gets my…

Carnival of Chaos cries “Foul!”

Strange that Pervert – The Movie should not warrant a review on capalert.com (incidentally, the CAP Ministry wishes to advise you that The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy contains “destruction of the Earth”, “parasite penetration into a human head” a “tale of man not being the most intelligent life on Earth” and “claims that man is an ape descendant, repeatedly”).

Coca-Cola and sport: the key to global harmony.

I blogged this ages ago, but the file disappeared for a while. Now it’s back: Posting And You

Safety at Work (link via The Ultimate Insult)

UPDATE – Image (to right) posted to B3ta

UPDATE – Another image (that will make you feel *so* much better) posted to B3ta

UPDATE – Oh, go on… have another

UPDATE – And another








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EU must obey

Page 3 girl Becky (24, from London) is delighted with the French for voting “non” to the EU Constitution. She says: “It’s not often the French are our friends but they have done us proud.”

How happy for Becky that her views are so similar to those of her employer.








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Our numbers continue to swell

Well done, Tom.








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Big Brother VI

I don’t get it… do they want us to hate them all? Is there actually going to be a midnight gas attack that proves a ratings winner?

Wait… before you answer that… ask yourself what a vulnerable target that’s televised 24/7 needs.

Yes, that’s right… a transvestite ‘Muslim’ who likes to par-tay!

UPDATE – Who looks like the what now?








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