Romeo and Juliet (sings) especially for youuuu

Posted by Tim Ireland at December 8, 2004

Category: Consume!

This entry was posted on
Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
1:19 pm and is filed
under Consume!.

This post is dedicated to the lovely publicist for SkyMovies who sent me a plug for their latest amazing online quiz (also available as an Excel attachment) without actually looking at my site first. Bless.

Romeo and Juliet – the personalized romance novel!

Quite possibly the best thing ever. Your own version of Romeo and Juliet, except with the names of you and your life-partner in place of the (former) heroes. And, just in case you have trouble imagining that, they provide you with the following samples:

“Oh Romeo, Romeo Brad, Brad. Wherefore art thou Romeo Brad?”

“But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet Helen is the sun.”

It gets better….

You can also choose a ‘Happy Ending Version’, where “a new scene is added with an unexpected plot twist – the lovers live happily ever after!”



  1. Guy Gooberman says

    Oh that’s offensive and altering the ending is just blasphemous.

  2. balders says

    That is just so wrong, so very, very wrong.

  3. bigdaddymerk says

    and a steal at $30 too! Do you fancy a version of Tim & Rupert for Christmas mate?

  4. Manic says

    I was actually thinking of a David and Kimberly version, myself.

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