Combat misery with Murdoch-approved mammaries!

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Monday, January 24th, 2005
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Today The Sun is fighting back against Misery Monday “to give you some FUN on the most depressing day of the year.”

To combat depression and/or prove this boffin wrong (no doubt he’s a killjoy leftie) they’ve “peppered the site/paper with happy stories” and provided readers with a long-overdue break from right-wing propaganda on Page 3.

Today, ‘cheery’ Neval (21, from London) helps put a smile on our faces by getting her boobs out and says: “How can it be ‘Misery Monday’, the most depressing day of the year? I’m here on Page 3 to brighten the day for Sun readers. I’ll know they’ll make the breast of it.”

That near-classic pun is the icing on the cake. It almost makes up for the ‘happy’ story about the Yorkshire Ripper on the front page.

Remember, folks…

Page 3 = Harmless Fun

… and anybody who says otherwise is trying to take away your will to live!

Stay happy.

PS – Johnny Carson is dead.

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