Posted by Tim Ireland at June 15, 2007

Category: Tony 'King Blair

Blair’s farewell video is almost finished and the final touches are being added today and tomorrow. I plan to go live on Monday morning.

To tide you over until then, here’s some background to the video, a run-down of the cast and why each primary cast member features in the farewell:

Goodybe, Tony Blair: The Primary Cast

The first thing you’ll note is a return to the Terrance and Phillip style of animation that first appeared in Political Debate (NSFW audio), the 3rd video for Backing Blair and in two later appeals for Labour to sort out the Blair problem, the post-2005-election Not Over By a Long Shot and the pre-2006-election Don’t Vote Labour.

One of the main reasons for this is that I wanted to cram the worst excesses of this government into two minutes, and some key sequences from Not Over By a Long Shot were worth repeating. Also, the block-like figures are easy to animate and as cute as the dickens when dancing… and there’s lots of dancing in the first two minutes.

What is also repeated from Not Over By a Long Shot is an unexpected Part II that follows the all-singing all-dancing two minutes of excess… but you’ll have to wait until Monday to find out more about that.

:o)

Now, onto the cast…

With Blair finally on the way out, I wanted to make a little feature about the list of people I did not expect to see in government again (apart from the departing lying, torturing, murdering bastard, that is). A little ‘leave off the shopping list’ for Brown, basically. The video grew from there.

That list and the reasons why Brown will be taking the piss if he has any of these bastards in his cabinet follows:

David Blunkett – Willing servant of the tabloid press. Enough said.

Charles Clarke – Appears only briefly in the video to mark his major contribution to our democracy. He also has an Iain-Dale-like tendency to fly off the handle and scream ‘insult’ when faced with questions he has worked ever-so-hard to avoid, and his deep respect for members of the public who do not agree with him is also covered during his 4-second appearance.

Geoff Hoon – Claimed to be unaware of the inaccurate nature of to the ’45-minute’ claim repeated in certain newspapers, as he was out of the country at the time. Also failed to notice or object to the use of not-quite-napalm in Iraq… presumably because he was not in the country at the time. Claimed that the dehumanising (and illegal) policy of hooding was a simple whoopsie. Followed this up by being as helpful as possible during the European rendition enquiry. Sergeant_Schultz has nothing on this guy, but – like Clarke – he only appears long enough to re-enact his greatest achievement.

John Reid – A gutless thug and manipulator of terrorism.

Jack Straw – Torture? What torture?

There are also some special guest stars (some of whom are very special indeed), but I don’t want to spoil any surprises.

The video will be released on Monday morning. Get your jazz-hands ready.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 15, 2007

Category: Page 3 - News in Briefs

Blimey, I almost missed a whopper of a Page 3 yesterday:

Page 3, June 14 2007

Septicisle has a good piece on the relevant paedo-targeting initiative, and you might also want to scan this old conference diary entry for a curious item involving Rebekah Wade and four past and present home secretaries.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 13, 2007

Category: Tony 'King Blair

Blair’s farewell video will be with you on Monday morning. If I have it in me, I’ll try to post some preview material before then.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 12, 2007

Category: Updates

The Bloggerheads server crashed late on Sunday night and could not be brought back online because of the constant barrage of trackback spam that brought it down in the first place. Insta-crash, reset, insta-crash, reset… you get the idea.

Trackback will be disabled until further notice. Cheers all. (And now, back to Tony Blair and rivers of blood.)

UPDATE – Similar abuse of the search function has resulted in its suspension also. Time to move to WordPress.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 8, 2007

Category: The War on Stupid

Taking Liberties opens in cinemas today. I highly recommend it.

Cinema listings here.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 8, 2007

Category: The Political Weblog Movement

Iain Dale has found himself in a tricky situation in this most recent thread about the capture of Rachel North’s cyber-stalker. Basically, he has a series of anonymous cowards (or possibly just one) screaming ‘censorship’ and ‘favouritism’ over his removal of bullying comments directed at John Hirst (which are inappropriate at the best of times).

Some of the more problematic comments may be heartfelt pleas from people with a strong grip on the wrong end of the stick, but most of them appear to be there to cause trouble for the sake of it. (In some places they call this ‘harmless banter’, you know.)

Here I should point out that I genuinely feel for Iain Dale on this one… to a point.

This is a problem that Iain largely brought on himself, and he resisted many warnings about it by dismissing me as… a cyber-stalker.

Have a look at the following if you feel you need convincing, because I’m going to stop talking about Iain for a bit and use a different example to show how counter-productive it is to cry ‘wolf’:

While some of the activity has spilled over from the website of everybody’s favourite charmer, Paul Staines, Iain has failed to moderate contributions to his own website in a responsible and consistent manner. He has even used the growing use of anonymous bullying to his advantage. A perfect example can be found here, and a rather spectacular low point can be found here. There are also numerous examples of Iain dishonestly classifying anything critical of him as abuse, while allowing actual abuse of those who dared to be critical of him to stay live.

Now, as promised, we move on… erm, after a repeat of this key passage: If you run a weblog that contains a significant level of political discussion, you really should have some form of comment registration in place or be ready to moderate your arse off. If you don’t do either, you lay fertile ground for anonymous bullies who seek to limit free speech by undermining and intimidating those they don’t agree with (while simultaneously screaming about their right to free speech).

That passage relates to you and me as much as it does to Dale and Staines; we all bear responsibility for the communities that are formed via our interaction, and those outside of it that are influenced by what we publish… and how we publish it.

If you don’t recognise and accept that responsibility, then the chances greatly increase that someone is going to pay the price for your selfishness and neglect.

The only unknown factor is if it will develop as a result of your action/inaction, or simply be enabled by it.

Let me give you a very clear example from my neck of the woods how vicious the cycle can be when a complete bastard enters your little eco-system:

In summer of 2006, two Conservative activists from Guildford (Mike Chambers and Dennis Paul) were involved in the creation/promotion of an anonymous website that targeted a political opponent. The site began by ‘innocently’ airing rumours that the individual was a paedophile, and then graduated to repeated outright declarations. The man’s name, photo and whereabouts were published in a clear effort to smear him and attract the attention of the kind of nut-job likely to do him an injury (I can say the latter with absolute certainty, as there was an attempt to attract the attention of a rather OTT ‘nonce watching’ group during the promotion of the smear).

Blogger.com is still dragging its heels on the removal of that website. Several official bodies including Conservative organisations both local and national further aided this campaign by circling the wagons around their two precious activists when it was reported.

And reported it was.

Watch out, folks… here comes that vicious cycle:

I published absolute proof that an email address using a domain name registered by Mike Chambers was used to create a USSU profile in the name of the author (‘Jonesy’) and promote/propagate the smear.

In the process of proving that connection, I published an address on Bloggerheads; the same address used to register the domain also appeared in a number of Conservative pamphlets (many of which were published online) as the contact address for Mike Chambers.

Dennis Paul (a close associate of Mike Chambers) also promoted the smear, right up until the eve of the recent council elections.

Paul’s reaction to the publication of an address connected to Chambers (which was already in the public domain) was to actively promote publishing material anonymously… the logic being that the last thing you wanted was some cyber-stalker publishing your home address or targeting you personally by some other means. He also went on to suggest (again and again) that the site reporting the smear (not the multiple sites behind the smear) involved the use of multiple personalities, bullying, personal attacks, etc. etc. etc.

Of course, these claims came from someone who actively sought to intimidate a political opponent by revealing personal details (and inventing others) and used multiple personalities when doing so.

Now, it doesn’t hold much water when one guy tries to play the victim to mask/defend his bullying, but when you’re in a publishing environment where the use of multiple personalities is so out of control that almost no-one knows who is saying what at any given time, you move from a puddle of muddied water to a sea of raw sewage.

In such an environment, people are unlikely to be able to correctly identify or repel an actual bully or cyber-stalker, not least because these words have been rendered meaningless by their constant misuse.

And from this stage onwards, the problem only gets worse; fear takes hold of more reasonable contributors, who more frequently will begin to post anonymously:

From the Dairy: The longer this is tolerated by the site author, the faster these bullies breed and the bolder they become. Many will take this behaviour with them to other weblogs and/or create a weblog of their own with a similar approach to ‘debate’. It also leads to an absurd situation where some contributors who would normally post under their own name feel so intimidated that they instead choose to post anonymously… which allows the users of sock-puppets to scream “Sock puppet!” at them.

The only way to avoid or counteract this dangerous and destructive cycle is to do your bit to make sure your corner of Teh Interwebs is free not from anonymity, but from the abuse of anonymity.

In my view, Iain should close the comments on this thread right now and reconsider the introduction of comment registration.

[Note: Introducing comment registration will not stop people from commenting anonymously… it will simply make it more problematic for sock-pupetting saddos to post under multiple pseudonyms.]

I’d ask the same of Paul Staines, but he made it clear long ago that he does not recognise the existence/importance of communities that form around blogs, and that he intends to suck this movement dry before moving on… just as he did with the rave scene.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 7, 2007

Category: The Political Weblog Movement

I don’t mind admitting I was worried for a bit there:

Oxford Mail – Cyberstalker caught: Cyberstalker Felicity Jane Lowde has been caught by police as she sat in an Internet cafe typing away. Lowde, 41, has been on the run since April after she was convicted of harassing July 7 bombing survivor Rachel North with dozens of abusive messages on the Internet. Lowde, from Jackson Road in Cutteslowe, Oxford, was not at court when she was convicted and continued to post messages on the web attacking Miss North, 36, and others.

Heads-up via Unity. Kicking myself for missing this.








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 7, 2007

Category: The Political Weblog Movement

Iain Dale’s Dairy – Gullible’s Travails

An excellent guest-post from Unity. More about Iain soon. Video first.

(That deadline is getting closer by the day.)








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 6, 2007

Category: Australian Music

Here’s a tune by a band called Supergroove. They’re from New Zealand, which makes this Australasian as opposed to Australian, but that’s near enough for good enough.

The song is You Gotta Know. Ignore the video (which is a poor copy of an inferior version) and focus on that wonderful funk…

(Psst! I indulged in some 2012 Olympics logo nonsense today, too. Not once, but twice.)








Posted by Tim Ireland at June 5, 2007

Category: Australian Music

Scotch has just chipped in with the Doug Anthony All Stars singing Throw Your Arms Around Me.

(See also: the original video/single release by Hunters & Collectors, a live version by the song’s author Mark Seymour, plus a live version by Mark Seymour and Pearl Jam. Those wishing to worship Mark Seymour should start here.)

But…..!

One cannot mention DAAS without acknowledging their greatest contribution to music… this lovely song about the intimate moments a man likes to share with his canine friends (featuring totally NSFW lyrics).

If Mike Chambers and Dennis Paul were worth a music video, this would have been the soundtrack.








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