Page 3 returns

Yes folks, Page 3 is back!

(I’m detailing the following mainly for my own records. I’m curious to know how the Scum respond to tragedy and how long they keep the boobage offline following any given event.)

As noted previously at Bloggerheads, the Sun only abstains from showing boobs: when there’s an earthquake, a flood, a major train crash or the death of a really famous person.

9 editions of the Sun have been issued since the bombings in London on the 7th of July. In two of those editions, a scantily-clad B-list celebrity has featured on Page 3, but there have been no boobs.

Today, in the 10th edition following the death of at least 56 60 people in London on the 7th of July, Page 3 makes a tentative return. I use the word ‘tentative’ mainly because of the content of the editorial, which today focuses on morals instead of politics…

(Note – Yesterday they ran a feature on Spencer Tunick on Page 3. Why it’s almost af if they were testing the waters…)

Today Keeley (18, from Kent) is shocked by Jude Law’s infidelity. She says: “Sienna loves him so much. Everyone can see how devoted she is to him. He did a rotten thing and even though he’s a completely gorgeous actor, I would find it really hard to forgive him.”

But not so hard that it’d be impossible, right Keeley? After all, he’s completely gorgeous. And an actor.

Keep an eye on Page 3, folks. Barring more deaths or major revelations, a boobtastic editorial on hate-filled Muslim clerics is due any day now.

UPDATE (20 July) – And so it came to be. Today Nicola T (22, from Croydon) is ‘furious at Omar Bakri Mohammed’s latest rants againts Britain‘. She says: “He claims thousands in benefits but still sees fit to attack the very people who have supported him. He is a disgrace.”

Murdoch pays pays no British taxes and *exploits* the very people who support him, but I don’t expect you to pay any attention to me. Because I lack the norks.








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Perverse ideology

Herald – UK ‘allowed’ terror groups to act with impunity: John Reid, defence secretary, last night defended the government’s handling of the terrorist menace. “The terrorists want to kill anyone who stands in the way of their perverse ideology,” he said.
“So when this report says that we have made ourselves more of a target because of our involvement in Afghanistan and Iraq and our efforts to tackle al Qaeda, what alternative is it proposing? That we should stand back while others take on the terrorists? I do not think this is what the British public would want. So we make no apology for working with our international partners, including the US, on operations which we judge to be in the best interests of the UK and the world.”

Ah, so there’s no connection between Iraq and terrorism unless you wish to use terrorism as a justification for invading Iraq. Gotcha. Glad we cleared that up.

John Reid was at it again on Radio 4 this morning. If the words seem awfully familiar, it’s because it’s being read from the same dog-eared song sheet…

BBC – Iraq war support ‘put UK at risk’: But Mr Reid told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme: “I do not accept, when the report says we have made ourselves more of a target because of involvement in Afghanistan and Iraq and our efforts to tackle al-Qaeda, that there is another alternative which is easier and better. The terrorists will kill anyone who stands in the way of their own perverse ideology. And the idea that somehow by running away from the school bully, then the bully will not come after you is a thesis that is known to be completely untrue by every kid in the playground and it is also refuted by every piece of historical evidence that we have. Terrorism goes way back to the late 1980s and the early 1990s.”

Reid seems to want it both ways. Terrorism existed before the invasion of Iraq, therefore the invasion of Iraq has no influence on terrorism (a line the government has been peddling since late afternoon on the 7th of July). But the invasion of Iraq is part of the fight against terrorism.

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a compromised government. They cannot accept the truth, because it will lead to admissions that are politically disastrous. Therefore, they cannot fight this threat efficiently. They have to dodge around phantom players of their own invention *and* play the ball at the same time.

Their past conduct not only in Iraq but in their ‘war’ on terror has compromised or threatened votes on even the most basic domestic legislation… how can they claim it has no influence on future votes… votes on such things as new laws that they claim will help us to fight terrorists?

While we’re on the subject, let’s look at one of those new laws… the one that targets “indirect incitement to commit terrorist acts”.

Now, if you wanted to capture the hearts and minds of an audience and convince them that it might be a good idea to strap a bomb on or maybe look the other way while naughty concoctions were cooked up in their kitchen, what ammunition would you use?

Hold on there, now… you can’t include anything that happened in Iraq (torture, napalm, etc.). That doesn’t count. Because the invasion of Iraq has no influence on terrorism.

Therefore, anybody who preaches hatred but sticks to subjects such as Fallujah or Abu Ghraib must be innocent. Because our role in Iraq does not contribute to the terrorist threat.

And anybody who uses experience they gained in the terrorist playground we created in Iraq (to raise funds, recruit follows or commit a terrorist act) must also be innocent. Because our role in Iraq does not contribute to the terrorist threat.

And anybody who uses actual weapons and explosives that were set free by the conflict? Sorry, but they’re innocent, too. Because our role in Iraq does not contribute to the terrorist threat.

You can’t argue with logic.








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Hypocrisy – a vital weapon against evil

This won’t change our way of life, nossir. But it’s a whole new world, kids. And that changes things. Including your way of life.

PM urges ID cards: The sacrifice of some personal liberties for a national identity-card scheme would be worth it if it helped protect Australians against terrorists, Prime Minister John Howard said in Washington yesterday. Mr Howard has put the issue back on the agenda despite opposing the Hawke Labor government’s unsuccessful push for an identity-card scheme in 1987.


‘Different world’ may demand ID cards: PM

(Note – I’m sure this ‘different world’ will also require the sharing of data with certain friendly nations.)








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Prepare your angry-pants

Time and again I’ve maintained that Tony Blair and George W. Bush have been manipulating the terrorist threat in a way that is self-serving and misleading – and likely to make that threat more pronounced. Now we have this….

ABC News – London Bombers Tied to Al Qaeda Plot in Pakistan

AMERICAblog – Bush admin may be responsible for botching effort to thwart London bombing: ABC News just reported that the British authorities say they have evidence that the London attacks last week were an operation planned by Al Qaeda for the last two years. This was an operation the Brits thought they caught and stopped in time, but they were wrong. The piece of the puzzle ABC missed is that this is an operation the Bush administration helped botch last year… i.e., last year Bush botched the effort to thwart the London subway attacks.

Juan Cole – The Ghost of Muhammad Naeem Noor Khan: For the sake of three year old intelligence, the Bush administration had helped blow the first inside double agent the Pakistanis and the British had ever developed. The British had been preparing a set of indictments and pursuing the investigation, in part by using Khan. They were forced to move before they were ready. Some suspects escaped on hearing Naeem Khan’s in the media. Of those who were arrested, several had to be released for lack of evidence against them. Muhammad Sadique Khan, one of the July 7 bombers, was apparently connected to one of the suspects under surveillance in early August, 2004.

And why did Bush do this?

To. Win. An. Election.

Robin has his angry-pants on. I’ve been wearing mine for over a week now. Where are *your* angry-pants?

Wait, before you answer that, consider this…

If you take a look at Bloggerheads on the 6th and 9th of August 2004, you’ll note that – while ignoring this grand f**k-up – Blair’s mouthpiece The Scum was busy cherry-picking details of the story in order to target their favourite boogeyman, Abu Hamza *and* retroactively justify Blair’s little tank stunt at Heathrow. A few days later, this long-overdue announcement was made.

Remember September 11th? Jo Moore? Nothing has changed since.

Your lives mean nothing to these people.

Now… where are your angry-pants?








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Today is a good day to release scary-ass maps

Finally, a map of the exclusion zone has been made available to the public (here ’tis). One week after a major terrorist event and two weeks before the new law comes into force.

More later. Have a dig through this if you’re in the mood.

(Note – If this graphic was ‘available’ to the public before this week, the Home Office certainly didn’t make much noise about it. And remained strangely silent when asked about it.)








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Spot the difference

12 August 2004:
David Blunkett: Freedom from terrorist attack is also a human right

14 July 2005:
The right not to be bombed outweighs liberties, says Clarke

You’ll want to read that second article especially. In it, Clarke defends the increased use of CCTV on the basis that it came in handy *after* the bombs went off.

So, here it comes. Having found they could not operate outside the law, the government started laying ground for new offences months and months and months ago.

This is nothing new; it’s the same old agenda dressed up as a safety measure. And it’s going to sail through.

See also:
A moral ‘Chinese wall’
State of mind








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Let me show you the enemy

The Scum says (13 July 2005): These were extremist criminals who happened to be Muslims. They do not represent Britain’s Muslim community. Indeed, the thugs who carry out imbecilic “reprisals” against Muslims do nothing but further Osama Bin Laden’s twisted cause. Mosques have been vandalised and set alight. An Asian man lies dead, apparently from a racist attack. Ordinary, peace-loving Muslims – themselves reeling from yesterday’s news – now fear for their safety, as The Sun’s Anila Baig writes so movingly in today’s Sun newspaper. And ironically that is what Bin Laden wants. He wants our country divided, with Christian turned against Muslim. He loathes the idea of a harmonious, multi-cultural Britain. Every brick the thugs throw, every blow they strike against Muslims, hands Bin Laden a small victory.

Today, Richard Littlejohn appears in the Sun and urges you to hurl bricks. I’d love to provide a link, but The Scum no longer allow Littlejohn’s articles online… it increases the chances of academics (what use the Interwebs) determining that he’s clinically insane.

Richard Littlejohn (15 July 2005):

How would the Second World War have turned out if the modern diversity and human rights agenda had been in force back then and all reporting was subject to today’s BBC guidelines?

London calling, London calling. This is the Six O’Clock News from the BBC read by Lord Haw Haw. More than 20,000 people are believed to have been killed in a series of incidents in the East End of London. Militants loyal to the German Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, have claimed responsibility. Our World Affairs editor said this was an inevitable consequence of British aggression at Dunkirk.

The Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, said today that those responsible were a tiny minority of criminals whose views did not represent the mainstream Nazi community, which is overwhelmingly peace-loving and law-abiding.

As the clear-up operation continued, Mr Churchill appealed for calm and said there must be no retaliation. Anyone caught fighting on beaches, landing grounds, fields, streets or hills would be arrested and prosecuted under the emergency hate crimes legislation.

And it goes on like that for another 800 words. He essentially groups every follower of the Muslim faith under one banner and labels them as the enemy. He assures you that targeting such people with bricks and firebombs is one of the finest acts you can undertake in defence of this great nation.

Doesn’t this qualify as incitement?

Littlejohn should be dragged out of Canary Wharf in handcuffs for this. Or perhaps a straightjacket.








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We love Teh Blunkett

How nice to see the human side of everyone’s favourite stain-free minister:

Rt. Hon. David Blunkett’s message of condolence
It’s like goldy & bronzy, only it’s made of iron








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Goodbye, Karl

Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.








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