Proportional representation

Chicken Yoghurt – Listening and learning: Put away your petitions. This couldn’t have been put any clearer if Blair has stood outside Number 10 and said, “fuck you”. You can search for PR all you want in the long grass but you’re not going to find it again. In fact, it’s gone over the wall into that nasty Mr Prescott’s garden and he’s keeping it.

Looks to me like a ruckus may be required. Good thing I’m resting up, then.

UPDATE – The UK Today: This week Tony Blair continued to listen and learn. This time he listened to our impassioned pleas for electoral reform, and learned to say F**k You!








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ID Cards – what a bloody good idea they are

Register – ID cards technology is ready, says UK minister
Silicon.com – ID cards: Biometrics work… sort of

Now here’s the really good news…

Independent – US wants to be able to access Britons’ ID cards: The United States wants Britain’s proposed identity cards to have the same microchip and technology as the ones used on American documents. The aim of getting the same microchip is to ensure compatibility in screening terrorist suspects. But it will also mean that information contained in the British cards can be accessed across the Atlantic.

FFS, even if you disregard the privacy and liberty issues here, you have to acknowledge that this government has produced an impressive series of IT disasters. I am *not* going to trust them with my data.

No2ID: The Bill is the same insidious legislation as the last – even the Constitutional Committee’s recommendation to change its name to something more accurate has been ignored. Their Lordships thought it unusual that the two main parts of the project, the national identity database containing biometrics and personal data, and the trackable audit trail of every occasion where the details are checked, didn’t receive a more obvious advert. Perhaps the Home Office thought that the ID Card, Byzantine and Broken Identity Register and Orwellian Audit Trail Bill doesn’t have the same ring to it.

PS – I love this new justification riding on the back of a popular and effective commercial advertising campaign; ID Cards: your solution to identity theft!

UPDATE – Chicken Yoghurt – The vultures are circling: There aren’t any contracts in place yet, the Home Office said so. So riddle me this: how can anything be commercially confidential at this stage? The fix, it would seem, is in. There’s your culture of respect right there.








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Busy? A bit…

I’m building some wonderful personal, professional and political stuff. Most of it will be ready within the next two weeks. Do hang in there.

Oh, and here at last are the results of the Four-Letter-Word Competition.








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Blair, Campbell and ‘astroturfing’

Guardian – How Labour used its election troops to fake popular support: In America, they call it ‘astroturfing’: the faking of grassroots support for a politician or a product whose popularity is on the slide. Now it emerges that a tactic invented by US pharmaceutical firms to promote drugs – and promptly adopted by the Republicans to shore up George Bush after 9/11 – was imported to Britain to help get Tony Blair re-elected. A documentary to be screened on Channel 4, filmed by an undercover journalist who got a job in Labour’s war room, reveals how party members and supporters were systematically used to create the impression of ‘real people’ passionately backing the government.

The Guardian is displaying the wrong broadcast date. This broadcast goes out tonight:

Dispatches – Mon May 23 – 8pm on Channel 4

Two extra items via the NuLabour Dirty Tricks Archives

Meet Ben Virgo.

Something to keep in mind if Labour play the victim and/or come out hitting from the moral high ground following broadcast:

Scotsman – Campbell spins Blair into dirty tricks row (May 1): Labour was propelled into a fresh “dirty tricks” row last night after Alastair Campbell unveiled a new dossier detailing the secrets of the Tory strategy for regaining power. Senior Labour sources later admitted that the bulk of the documents had been passed to the party by a sympathiser “embedded” in the Tory campaign operation.








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Rupert Murdoch and the caged monster in his underpants

Please excuse me as I rattle out a few links, mostly for my own reference:

The front page of the Sun showing Saddam in his underpants
Related article
British tabloid publishes photos of detained Saddam
U.S. Condemns Tabloid’s Use Of Photos Of Saddam In Underwear
Sun defends using Saddam pictures
Saddam to sue newspaper over leaked jail pictures (also shows image on the front page of that other fine Murdoch-owned newspaper, the New York Post)
Bush supports probe into Saddam pictures

1. Tch. The perfect opportunity to run a Bush Supports Probe into Saddam’s Underpants headline and they let it slip away.
2. I love all that ‘British tabloid’ stuff, but this was the front page of two of Murdoch’s biggest tabloids… to say it’s a British tabloid thing (or even just a tabloid thing) is plain stupid when it’s obvious that this is a Murdoch thing. There’s a few details here and there, but information like that belongs in the headline. Like this:

Rupert Murdoch Publishes Saddam Underwear Pix

UPDATE – Almost missed this. We needs a good hanging, we do…

The Scum: The humiliation of Saddam is complete, and surely no man deserves it more. He awaits his fate at the hands of the people he forced to endure a reign of terror and poverty. The Iraqi court he will face could order his execution. No one will blame them if they do. But they might just consider that keeping Saddam in a rough jail until the day he dies is a harsher sentence.

By sheer coincidence, these photos were published on the very same day as…

BBC – US report reveals Afghan abuses: Fresh details have emerged of abuse of prisoners by US troops in Afghanistan. The deaths of two inmates and alleged abuse of others is detailed by the New York Times citing a 2,000-page document leaked from a US army investigation. The report says some prisoners were chained to ceilings, and that a female interrogator stepped on a man’s neck and kicked another in the genitals. The White House said the abuses were being investigated and those responsible would be held to account.








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New proxy blog

This one’s for Kate Hoey. I hope to be online a bit more from Monday onwards. Cheers all.

PS – If you need something to keep you busy…








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Message for Balders

Do I get a badge for this?








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What are you doing this Saturday?

Demonstrate against the Uzbek massacres.

Uzbek Embassy, London, 12 noon, Saturday 21st May

12 Noon – Saturday 21st May 2005 – Assemble at the Uzbek Embassy, 41 Holland Park Road, London W11 3RP








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Poor Kylie

News of Kylie Minogue’s breast cancer tragedy preceded an item on the emerging body count in Uzbekistan on ITV news last night. That pleased me greatly.

Today Kylie is on almost every front page and The Scum have close to a dozen pages of coverage and analysis.

Poor Kylie. Poor, brave Kylie.








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Teh Tom

Tom’s back. Comment spammers brought the site down *again*… and at a crucial time! We even renamed the comment file, but some enterprising chap saw fit to correct those details and sell his list afresh, resulting in Yet Another Automated Comment Onslaught and Yet Another Server Crash.

Tom is now on a new server. We have some serious elbow room and hope to drive the spammers away or wear them down until they (finally) give up these pointless attacks. If not, then we may have to fall back on registration. Or professional contracts.

PS – We’re at zero-hour + 1 day. I wish Tom all the best.

You may want to send hugs too. Because you’re a girl. A big, soft, girly girl.

(Not that I’m saying it’s going to *be* a girl…)








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