The Amarillo Army video

Common sense entered the project about halfway through Take 2Google cache of the page that started this whole mess.

There’s another download link available here.

56Mb!

FFS, they should be court-martialled for lack of compression alone.

UPDATE – (20:00) Both links now dead. And at 56Mb, I’m not surpised.

*Compression* is what you need fellas. No need to (harmlessly) bring down the MOD network (for a laugh). Try *compression*..

UPDATE – The BBC have an excerpt on this page.

UPDATE – Here you go… lots of download options here.

UPDATE – Picture posted to B3ta.

UPDATE (24/05) – You may cry now. (4.5Mb WMV file) Online marketing types may wish to check out the slightly NSFW website this is promoting to see how they source their promotional stuff. Then you may cry again.








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Jack Straw: humanity, practicality and reality

We could not ask for a better Foreign Secretary in this time of crisis in Uzbekistan.

Jack Straw has experience in domestic and foreign affairs:

1995 – 1997: Shadow Home Secretary
1997 – 2001: Home Secretary
2001-present: Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Jack Straw knows there are large grey areas in this large and complex war on terror.

And, most important of all:

Jack Straw is a man who knows that you have to draw the line when police start shooting protestors in the street.

Let’s begin with a close look at Jack Straw’s experience of dealing with protest and the voice of dissent:

In the UK, there are people who feel so strongly that they suffer from a lack of democracy, justice and freedom under the current regime that they are prepared to do something about it. The day of action that best symbolises this movement is May Day.

And since Blair came to power, a programme to eradicate May Day, initially headed by Jack Straw, has been largely successful.

In Uzbekistan, we are told by authorities that the people marching in the streets are not protestors, but dangerous extremists. We are assured that any members of the general populace present are only there to surround the core extremists as a form of human shield. So it’s OK to shoot a few of them, while trying to keep the whole affair as low-key as possible by keeping the actual number of people who got shot under wraps.

In the UK, a lot of the same methods were used to combat May Day. Organisers were regularly depicted as extremists and efforts were made to discourage ‘ordinary’ members of the public from continuing with the full march (i.e. not turning up at the end where all the TV cameras are) by suggesting that they would – in effect – be used as a human shield (I actually watched this happen in Shaftesbury Avenue in 2003) and/or by threatening to group them with the ‘extremists’. The carefully edited crowd of determined protestors were then deliberately herded together and detained ‘for their own safety’ and/or goaded into a fight.

But nobody got shot in the street. Well done, Jack.

Of course, operating as Foreign secretary, Jack Straw so wanted democracy, justice and freedom for Iraqis that he was prepared to bomb or shoot a few of them, while trying to keep the whole affair as low-key as possible by keeping the actual number of people who got bombed or shot under wraps… but that involves them, not us. And it was part of a fight for the spread of democracy. There is no double standard so long as you accept these important defining aspects.

Back to the bit where nobody got shot in the street. Why? Because this is where the line is for Jack Straw. This, for instance, is what it takes for him to speak up about Uzbekistan, when he has previously been largely silent or busy keeping other people quiet about it…

Telegraph – Straw at odds with US over brutality of terror war ally: He said the situation was “very serious” and there had been a “clear abuse” of human rights. Mr Straw’s remarks were in contrast to the near silence in Washington where the brutal crackdown in Uzbekistan has posed an acute dilemma.

Compare with:
Indymedia – UK torture: Interview with Craig Murray: Ex-British Ambassador to Uzbekistan
BBC – Report praises suspended diplomat
Common Dreams – Fighting Terror with Terror?
Chicken Yoghurt – Poisoned Chalice

So, that’s…

1) Shooting people in the street; not on.
2) Boiling people alive on the QT: go to it.

But there is no double standard here, either.

The people who were boiled alive were part of a bold initiative by the US and UK government to gain intelligence for the war on Iraq and the war on terror (which, many people believe, are one and the same thing). And even though we hold many dangerous extremists who deserve no better, we distance ourselves from the distasteful practice of torture by outsourcing the (ahem) awkward work.

This takes us back to them, not us.

It’s them torturing people, not us.

Further, as we’re talking about Islamic extremists here, it’s them, Vs. us.

So they do the dirty work against them.

Us? We come up smelling like roses. And there’s the genius of it.

If we tortured and murdered people ourselves and word got out, there would be hell to pay. Thankfully, word has mostly failed to get out.

Also – and I do hate to harp on about this, but it’s a very positive aspect, so I hope you’ll excuse me – in Blair’s Britain, nobody gets shot in the street. Sure, a few innocent people get shot in the street in Iraq, but mostly by US troops, which makes it a double them. We’ve shot a few protestors in Iraq ourselves, but – as these comments make clear – they were really dangerous extremists.

That’s not shooting innocent people in your own streets. That’s shooting extremists on somebody else’s street. That happened over there to control them. This is an entirely different barrel of fish, which often requires heavy ordinance (more on the Fallujah massacre here).

But in Blair’s Britain, nobody gets shot – or blown up – in the street. That’s a step too far.

It’s important to note here that the ruling government in Uzbekistan has strong laws, excellent border and internal policing, and total control over domestic media. They may actually get away with keeping a lid on this.

However, here in the UK many of the stronger laws have yet to be passed, people are more or less free to come and go as they please, and the government only has partial control over some media.

Basically, it’s harder to keep things quiet when you go around shooting people in the street.

So we don’t do that kind of thing, because it threatens what is essentially a pretty sweet deal.

And that’s why Jack Straw is just the man to speak out about the shootings in Uzbekistan. He has the experience and wisdom required to know that dissent must be silenced through subtle, silent or legal forms of persuasion (that last bit is easier if you yourself pass the necessary laws). He knows that you can’t simply go around shooting people in the street… because it threatens what is essentially a pretty sweet deal.

All Karimov has to do now is stop shooting people in the street, keep a lid on the numbers, then continue to insist that it was a valid fight for freedom against Islamic extremists/militants/insurgents, and everything will be Jake.

So Jake, in fact, that Jack can go back to overlooking a few things like the rounding up of dissidents in the dead of night for essential processing – which is, of course, part of the ongoing battle for democracy, justice and freedom. For us, not them, obviously…

LINKS & UPDATES:

Guardian – Uzbek regime clamps down as unrest flares

Observer – Anger as US backs brutal regime: Outrage among human rights groups followed claims by the White House on Friday that appeared designed to justify the violence of the regime of President Islam Karimov, claiming – as Karimov has – that ‘terrorist groups’ may have been involved in the uprising. Critics said the US was prepared to support pro-democracy unrest in some states, but condemn it in others where such policies were inconvenient.

Independent – Hundreds of civilians killed after protests turn to massacre: As Uzbekistan awoke to the scale of the massacre of Andijan yesterday, the city in the Ferghana valley was enclosed in a ring of steel, with roadblocks ensuring no one got in or out of the scene of the country’s bloodiest day in the post-Soviet era… Inside the city, out of the reach of international observers, survivors were burying the victims of what the regime of Islam Karimov was calling a victory against Islamic insurgents. Witnesses described it as a slaughter of civilians… The Independent made two attempts to bypass the checkpoints around the city but our reporter was briefly threatened with detention and then escorted to the nearby city of Namangan, under the guard of a man who identified himself as a police colonel.

Observer Blog – Uzbekistan, some quotes








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“Pink Five standing by…”

To avoid disappointment, start here. You’ll groan most of the way through, but there are some laughs.

Now, if you haven’t had the pleasure before, you’ll want to experience Pink 5 and Pink Five Strikes Back in order to prepare yourself for Return of Pink Five, which is, like, totally coming soon.

(Links via BlogMonkey.)

PS – While you (ahem) wait for this to load, you may want to travel to an alternate universe. (Latter link via the latest B3ta newsletter.)








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MPS and weblogs… back on deck

1. Tharrr she blows! This is the best debut post I’ve ever seen on a proxy blog. A bloody good start.

2. Yes, I expect you to think about doing one yourself.

3. This door is now open. Any MPs or councillors who started a weblog during the campaign and plan to keep it up following their election should check in now. My advice is free.

4. I reserve the right to go easy on Tim Yeo. Providing he apologises.

5. For Anne Milton; no mercy.








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Respect this

Guardian – Blair pledges crackdown on yobs: In the first press conference of his third term, the prime minister promised white papers on health and education modernisation by the autumn, and a major speech on “respect in society” within weeks.

1. War on yobs had to be on Murdoch’s wish-list

2. Respect? Like showing respect for Iraqis by keeping track of how many civilians were shot or blown up? Like showing respect for our soldiers by visiting the wounded in hospital (or maybe writing a letter as nice as the one he rushed out Ozzy Osbourne when he fell off his quadbike)? Perhaps he’s referring to something as far-fetched as respect for the law. Or respect for the rights and dignity of other human beings (which means you shouldn’t throw eggs at their house or boil them alive).

3. Respect this.

4. Personally, I can’t think of a better way of fostering a culture of respect than by reinstating David Blunkett after a few short months… and then putting him in charge of Child Support.








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Backgrounding

I’ll be running (almost) silent for the next few days. Bloggage will be light. Cheers all.








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Are we paying attention?

Take a look at the two-panel bulletproof screen Bush relied on in Georgia and compare it to the 32-panel wall of bulletproof glass at his 2005 inauguration. Have a think about that.

A ‘possible’ grenade gets All Teh Press, while an actual bombshell goes ignored. Have a think about that.

And, while we’re dwelling on the past present:

Scotsman – Iraq Suicide Attacks Leave at Least 57 Dead

Something else that’s not being reported all that much (or is talked around with great tact): the car bomb that found its way into the market square did so because it was ‘successfully repelled’ from the police station.

See also: Reg Keys – Sedgefield speech transcript and video








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Blair out… Blair out… Blair out…

Delyn Democracy – 22% of the electorate voted for Blair’s government, 78% didn’t. This includes some useful links. Read, follow and learn.

There’s also a lot more over at Perfect.co.uk including details of a special event tomorrow (Wednesday) night at the House of Commons (Committee Room 14 from 6.30pm to 7.30pm).








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M*A*S*H-up!

I was introduced to the glorious mash-up Suicide Fever (Suicide is Painless vs Pac Man Fever) by a late-night post on the B3ta messageboard, and didn’t get much work done after that.

I must have played it (on loop) about 50 times. I’m still playing it now, FFS…

I kept wondering what use of Flash would best represent this work of genius, and found myself cruising a variety of M*A*S*H sites for the first time in a long time. (Bloggerheads has featured M*A*S*Hness before; see The M*A*S*H Quiz and The 4007th Project.)

On this little journey, I found the new-and-improved Finest Kind, which repeats a lot of information you’ll see elsewhere, but is very well-organised and contains gems such as this…

I was already familiar with the disaster that was AfterM*A*S*H, but didn’t know about the failed pilot W*A*L*T*E*R.

‘Radar’ O’Reilly joins the police force! Genius!

Direction by Bill ‘Hulk’ Bixby! More! More!

Heh. My day is made. I’m in geek heaven.

Read more about W*A*L*T*E*R at Finest Kind.

Then play Pac-Man.

Oh, and the Flash show? I think you can safely file it under ‘forever crowding the back burner’… but do try to imagine how wonderful it would have been.








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Jerry Springer – Ofcom rules

Ofcom have ruled on the broadcast of Jerry Springer: The Opera.

(Heads-up via Scaryduck.)

You can read their findings here (PDF). You’ll find the JS:TO report under ‘Not in Breach’.

Media Watch Watch have made a few comments and are kind enough to bring us a HTML version of Ofcom’s findings.

It’s pretty much what you would expect, but does bring up a new player in the game that I previously wasn’t aware of – the Premier Media Group.

Later today, you can expect a response from John Beyer and Stephen Green (who via a sudden rush of publicity and/or funding, has found the resources required to give his site a professional makeover – you can see what the site used to look like here).

They’re sure to reject the report and find Ofcom at fault. Then our political leaders will get the blame, then our moral leaders, and – finally – God. I doubt they’ll ever get time to wonder if they were in any way wrong about this.

But here’s what really sticks in my craw…

We still don’t know where the offensive and dangerous email circular at the centre of this came from and we probably never will.

This deeply irresponsible campaign – that began with this email and was aided by forces from the Christian right and alarm-loving media outlets such as The Sun and the Daily Mail – caused needless anguish in the minds of Christians, put lives at risk, and wasted a considerable amount of licence-payers’ and taxpayers’ money.

And it’s likely to happen again.

This is why I’m greatly disturbed that there doesn’t appear to be an official IT-savvy body with a remit or ability to deal with kind of thing and investigate aspects such as the nature, intention and source of the email and the possibility that many ‘individual’ complaints came from web users using multiple identities.








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