Category Archives: Page 3 – News in Briefs

Slaps and slappers

This is rather predictable and sad, but it needs to be blogged for the archives… Today, Page 3 stunna Katie (19, from Liverpool) ‘thinks’ it’s a terrible the Queen won’t be attending Prince Charles’ wedding and ‘reckons’ it is a … Continue reading

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Girl with boobs has ‘opinion’ #342

Today, Page 3 lovely Peta (18, from Essex) backs Tony Blair’s call for Ken Livingstone to apologise over his ‘anti-Jewish’ remarks (Boris Johnson, BTW, has a slightly different view). She says: “I found his comments totally abhorrent. As Mayor of … Continue reading

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Man to marry horse: film at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11

Glorious front page on the Independent today. Here’s a round-up. How brave of Tony to appear on the hard-hitting show Richard and Judy. How pleasant that Bush tried to suppress the pre-9/11 report into al-Qaeda. Ooh, look… nukes! Oh, did … Continue reading

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Immigants: Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

I wanted to do a long post this morning about the government boldly acting on perceptions ahead of problems (including such aspects as that wonderfully high percentage of people who confuse asylum with immigration), but I just don’t have it … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson: Page 3 weighs in

Today Page 3 regular Zoe (23, from London) reckons the Michael Jackson child abuse case in America (Really? It’s in America? Do tell.) will grip the world in the coming months. But she adds: “People should not jump to conclusions. … Continue reading

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Disclaimer: I took one of your jobs and married one of your women…

Today Page 3 stunna Jak (19, from Tunbridge Wells) thinks there’s nothing racist about protecting Britain’s borders. She says: “We’re a small island nation and we’re already overcrowded. Michael Howard’s view on immigration is shared throughout the country. It simply … Continue reading

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Combat misery with Murdoch-approved mammaries!

Today The Sun is fighting back against Misery Monday “to give you some FUN on the most depressing day of the year.” To combat depression and/or prove this boffin wrong (no doubt he’s a killjoy leftie) they’ve “peppered the site/paper … Continue reading

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Abuse of Iraqis by British troops: naming the bad apples

Well, isn’t that interesting? Richard Desmond appears to be trying to get on Tony’s good side by not running the images and instead reminding us what this fight is ‘really’ about… and that we could all get blowed up… BBC … Continue reading

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Prince Harry Nazi Shock!

Prince Harry has made a total arse of himself, and the timing could be better… but you don’t want to hear my opinion on that – you want to know what the girl with the tits thinks: Today in The … Continue reading

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The Sun banned by Lewisham College

Today Page 3 lovely Nikkala (22, from Middlesex) thinks a principal’s decision to ban The Sun from her college is a disgrace. She adds: “I just can’t understand the thinking behind this petty-minded move. Page 3 is just harmless fun … Continue reading

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