Category Archives: Page 3 – News in Briefs
Jerry Springer, the BBC, Mediawatch UK, and those f**king c**ts at The Sun
Today, Page 3 girl Ruth (22, from Kent) ‘can’t believe’ the Beeb is showing Jerry Springer The Opera. She says: “I’m not surprised they’ve had complaints about the swearing. Why can’t they plug the Saturday night telly gap with good … Continue reading
ID Cards, Abu Hamza and welfare fraud
BBC – ID cards plans pass first hurdle: An attempt to derail the government’s controversial plans for identity cards has failed in the House of Commons. In the first Commons vote on the scheme, MPs voted by 385 to 93 … Continue reading
David Blunkett resigns… and topless women weep
Ahahahahahahahahaha! I knew it… I knew it! Today, Page 3 lovely Katie (19, from Liverpool) gets her funbags out to express how utterly devastated she was to hear that David Blunkett had quit. She says: “I think it’s terrible that … Continue reading
The Sun: ‘Tis the season to be sarky
Today Page 3 girl Ruthie (19, from Kent) is outraged to hear a Christmas fan had been sent hate mail for putting up decorations. She says: “It should be every person’s right to celebrate whatever religious festival they want, however … Continue reading
Knives out for the lads!
Today Neval (21, from London) gets her jubblies out and backs calls to give anyone caught carrying a kife a five-year jail term. She says: “The Knives Destroy Lives campaign speaks for itself. It’s time the law was changed because … Continue reading
Britain owes the US… and we’re not talking gratitude here
Today in The Sun, Page 3 girl Nicola T (22, from Croydon) thinks people are too keen to forget the help given to Britain by the US. She says: “People are too quick to condemn America. We’re indebted to them … Continue reading
The Sun: All your Christmas are belong to us
The Sun prepares you for a full red mist this morning with a kick-arse front page, letting you know that Christmas is under attack from “meddling politically correct jobsworths.” In case you’re not sure what this really means, today’s Page … Continue reading
Like Shooting Fish In A Rathole
Guardian – Inquiry into shooting of wounded Iraqi shown in television footage : The Pentagon said last night it was opening an investigation into the shooting of an unarmed and wounded Iraqi in Falluja, following the release of television footage … Continue reading
Join the Army. See the world. Get laid.
With memories of fallen troops uppermost in people’s minds this week (well, almost uppermost), and the very real possibility that you could get sent to your death for reasons of political convenience after 3 months of basic training, who in … Continue reading
20-31 July, 2004
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Date 20040720 It’s War! … Continue reading
