How Not To Be Seen – Redux

CGI Python for a new generation… this is genius at work, this is. (hehehehe… wait until you hit the ending…)








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The Muhammad Cartoons

'PR Stunt'Guardian – Anger as papers reprint cartoons of Muhammad:
Newspapers in France, Germany, Spain and Italy yesterday reprinted caricatures of the prophet Muhammad, escalating a row over freedom of expression which has caused protest across the Middle East. France Soir and Germany’s Die Welt published cartoons which first appeared in a Danish newspaper, although the French paper later apologised and apparently sacked its managing editor. The cartoons include one showing a bearded Muhammad with a bomb fizzing out of his turban.

Stephen Bates: (But) what we cannot have, according to tradition, is a graven image. There is no explicit ban in the Qur’an, but to picture him would be to annexe God’s creative power and to attempt to depict the sublime. No human being, one correspondent told the writer Malise Ruthven, can ever depict the beauty and grandeur of his countenance.

Which leads us into the whole issue of idolatry (which us Christian folk neatly stepped around with an icon or two).

Leerdammer has some examples of the cartoons here.

This wider collections shows that some include commentary by cartoonists on the exercise itself (one of which I’ve included here on the right because it’s my very favourite).

There’s lots of discussion over at Media Watch Watch, which leads us to the question; how different is this to the Jerry Springer: The Opera issue? (Note – There’s more, but onto that in a mo.)

Well, the big difference appears to be as follows:

Christian activists extremists had to do a lot of lying, leading and spinning in order to portray JS:TO as deliberately offensive/provocative… but I would argue that the cartoons in this collection that equate Islam with terror live up to this description without the need for intensive fact-massage.

To state or suggest that Muslim=terrorist is a grossly irresponsible – and incorrect – thing to do. (Strange; I’ve just had the most extraordinary sense of deja vu.)

Discussions on the basis of this god, that god, a god or The God don’t even enter into it.

In fact, I think what we have here is an important precedent in the ongoing Free Speech Vs. Yelling ‘Fire!’ debate… and here to help prove that is this charming fellow who chooses two ‘terror and sword’ cartoons from the collection to headline his ‘Home for Muslim offensive art!’ (NSFW).

With *that* said and noted, now we can go back to the Media Watch Watch post, which says: Meanwhile, Danish Muslim leaders who have been touring the world explaining how offensive the cartoons are have actually added three cartoons to the original twelve: one depicting Mohammed as a paedophile demon, one of him with the snout of a pig, and another of a praying Muslim being sodomised by a dog. The origin of the extra three cartoons is unknown, but they are sure to stir up a bit of hatred. Which, of course, is the whole point.

Think about it; you equate this faith with terrorism, which prompts confusion and anger from those who belong to it… this then allows those who wish to enforce the Muslim=terrorist message to point their grubby fingers and yell; “Y’see! The religion of peace strikes again!” as extremists from the other side…. Gah! Can I stop looking now, please?

It’s not big, and it’s not clever… and you really have to ask yourself if there aren’t two sets of bullies on the warpath here.

Slinging Ink has a call to bloggers here, asking you to reproduce and share the cartoons, and even includes some Jehovah and Jesus jokes for balance.

Hm. I’m not so sure that this is a good idea, but I totally agree on the idea of balance, and I think I have just the cartoon for those who may wish to address matters of free speech and blasphemy, but at the same time distance themselves from extremists on either side:

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together welcome to the stage… Mr Gary Larson.

UPDATE – Meanwhile…

UPDATE – See also…

UPDATE – I’d like to second this from the Disillusioned kid: If any of you are looking for a simplistic black and white response to this controversy I’m afraid you’ll be sorely disappointed. (I’m sure you’ll be able to find plenty of them elsewhere, mind.) Our mission (should we chose to accept it) is to defend freedom of speech while doing everything we can to scupper the plans of those who would abuse it to peddle their racist dross. Same as ever really.

(Sorry Atopian, I know there’s a fight to be fought, but I reserve my right to prioritise strategically and address the source of any given fire.)








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Let this serve as a reminder

… of the real computer virus due to activate itself this Friday. Secure your back-ups, update your virus database and do a scan today.


Blog.Worm








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Reactions to State Of The Union 2006

DailyKos – Full text of the speech, plus many comments.

Further DK threads followed; click here to see them all and/or click her for some more from ThinkProgress.org

If you really want to dive in, the resulting Fark.com thread is always worth a look, but this year a more (ahem) ‘interesting’ one followed Cindy Sheehan’s adventure

AP – Activist Cindy Sheehan arrested at Capitol: Cindy Sheehan finally got her invitation to see President Bush again, but before she set eyes on him at the State of the Union address, Capitol Police removed her from the gallery overlooking the House chamber. The offense: her shirt, bearing an anti-war message and other “unlawful conduct,” police said.

Here’s the money-shot and here’s a report from Cindy herself (plus comments).

Gosh, it’s all so disturbingly familiar…

Anyway, I have things to do today, so it’s time to move on…

What I really want to show you is this letter from ‘Mad Dog Matt’, who I suspect felt so fired up after this speech that he went looking for a suitably heroic image of George W Bush to add to his web page, or scrap book, or shrine, or… whatever.

Well, what he found was this.

And what he sent in response was this:

yeah, i thought that photo with bush and the twin towers behind him was horrendous and awful i would like to see whoever that was that put that there be that hero and see how many people like him after someone put a photo of him on this website bush did what he had to do he couldn’t stop it nor could anyone so it couldn’t be stopped and you guys hate him for that which was horrible, bush made better decisions than what kerry would of mad because kerry was a soldier before which would leave him to do what a soldier would do and not care about it, but bush did care about it and did what he had to do the best way possible!

Check out that stream of consciousness! Isn’t it glorious? Fertile ground for Doublethink, I would think.

Big Shiny New Thing coming soon. Please stand by, or check in if you would like to take part in early testing.

UPDATES:

firedoglake – Not So Free Speech and Glenn Greenwald – Learning from Dear Leader are both worth a look, and come to you via Crooks and Liars.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! This made me laugh.

CNN – Shirt tales differ for Sheehan, GOP wife

Blimey! Look at ’em go!

Heh. Fab: Salon.com Comics – Tom the Dancing Bug – The Noble History of the Free Speech Zone








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Religious hatred and Blairite arrogance

Independent – Blair’s no-show causes defeat on hatred Bill: Tony Blair was humiliated in the Commons last night when he failed to cast the vote that would have saved his Government from defeat over plans to create a new offence of incitement to religious hatred. Official voting records showed Mr Blair did not enter the voting lobbies as MPs backed a string of safeguards designed to water down the Racial and Religious Hatred Bill by a majority of just one. Jubilant opposition MPs cried “resign” as they inflicted the two shock defeats on the Bill, only the second and third time Mr Blair has lost a vote in the Commons.

Guardian – Government suffers chaotic double defeat over bill to combat religious hatred : Though the racial and religious hatred bill came from Charles Clarke’s Home Office team, and some MPs predicted that chief whip, Hilary Armstrong will today offer her resignation, Tony Blair contributed personally to the defeat by missing the night’s second key vote – which was lost by just one vote, his own.

1. Hillary is toast.

2. Galloway. Feline whip. Ho-ho.

3. Sorry, even after that awful joke, I can’t hold this in any longer; He lost by one vote… his own! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(ahem)

4. The line being trotted out by Downing St on the radio this morning (it has yet to reach the press) is that those who opposed this bill sought primarily to damage the government, rather than to protect free speech. Now, I would argue that bringing this government to heel through any democratic means possible is a positive boon to free speech, but this is not the time for such arguments. No, the time for such arguments is when those voted against this bill appear in court… The government maintains that these people have voted along strategic lines as a form of protest (or, if you prefer, ‘demonstration’). Further, they have done so at the very centre of Westminster and almost certainly haven’t acquired the necessary papers. Therefore, they should be arrested under Section 132 of the Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005. Immediately, please.

5. If you wish to avoid arrest for any spontaneous demonstration inside or outside Parliament, simply use the secret weaponChristian hymns*.

*Should not be taken as legal advice.








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Who will rid us of these turbulent comedians?

BBC – Religious hatred laws spark protests: Government plans to outlaw incitement to religious hatred have provoked some of the biggest demonstrations since the row over fox hunting.

Monsters and Critics – Protests to herald religious hatred bill debate: MPs debating the racial and religious hatred bill are today likely to be met by large protests urging them to accept changes to the controversial proposed legislation.

Oh dear. Protest? Westminister? I wonder if they’ve filled in their forms….

UPDATE – Guardian – Protesters urge rethink on religious hatred bill: Around 200 free speech campaigners and a coalition of actors, atheists, Christians and Muslims are demonstrating outside parliament to campaign against the government’s religious hatred bill, which faces its final Commons hurdle later this afternoon.








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Eclectic link dump #20

Two risks to your data to start with…

BBC – Countdown for nasty Windows virus: PC users have been urged to scan their computers before 3 February to avoid falling victim to a destructive virus. On that date the Nyxem virus is set to delete Word, Powerpoint, Excel and Acrobat files on infected machines. .

The Register – Google’s data minefield

And a quick round of politics, starting with…

[Picture] – Tony Blair takes a lung function test. I know what you’re thinking, and it’s rude and you should stop it.

Speaking of rude…

The Scum – Gay MP hangs around loos: GAY MP Simon Hughes has his name on a plaque at public toilets he opened in his constituency. He performed the official ribbon-cutting ceremony at the lavs in Elephant and Castle, South London… The “facilities” are even painted in Lib-Dem yellow.

Are you getting the key messages here? All Lib-Dems are gay, for a start (smoke and fire, people)… and all gayers are pervs who hang around public lavs. Where, no doubt, they arouse the curiosity of local schoolboys. Subtle, isn’t it?

Moving right along…

Hamas:

Boy, this democracy in the Middle East stuff gets pretty tricky sometimes.

Jean Charles de Menezes:

Chicken Yoghurt says it best. The public has the (human) right to safe streets.

Iraq:

There is nothing new here, and/or someone is just trying to sell a book. Try to remain calm…

Observer – Revealed: US dirty tricks to win vote on Iraq war

Sunday Herald – America tore out 8000 pages of Iraq dossier

Guardian – Blair told Bush he was prepared to invade Iraq without a second UN resolution in January 2003

Oh, and this is just a statistic….

BBC – UK forces suffer 100th Iraq death

Meanwhile, the world prepares themselves for the upcoming State of the Union address. Now what could possibly make an excellent focus to take American minds off the actual state of their union?

BBC – Iran warns West over nuclear row: Any move to involve the UN Security Council in the row over Iran’s nuclear programme would mean the end of diplomacy, a top Iranian official says.

Guardian – The west has picked a fight with Iran that it cannot win

He’s wrong. Y’see, there are people who advise George W. Bush that have a very different idea of what counts as a ‘win’.

EXTRAS:

The ‘offside’ rule for girls.








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Speechless

Video tribute to New Orleans.

UPDATE – Oh dear. MP3 and lyrics here.








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Well, Google me…

Heh. I’m looking at some of the latest Google Image results (they’ve recently started refreshing their Images database much more often) and this is a highlight for me:








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Oh, just you wait…

I need to warn you of something *very* groovy that’s coming your way in about a week and a bit.

Not a shouty thing, not a funny thing… but a Very Useful thing.








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