Stephen Green is foaming at the mouth again

Media Watch Watch – Woolworths, Sainsbury remove Springer DVD (lotsa links and comments here; go see)

Independent – Stores bow to Christians and ban Jerry Springer DVD: Major retail chains have bowed to pressure from a tiny fringe Christian group by withdrawing copies of a DVD of Jerry Springer: The Opera from stores around the UK. Woolworths and Sainsbury have both taken the unprecedented step of removing the film from shelves because of “customer” concerns about the content of the musical, released three weeks ago. Sainsbury has admitted it received just 10 complaints.

To: Sainburys Customer Care
From: Tim Ireland
Subject: Christian Voice and Jerry Springer: The Opera on DVD

Dear Sirs,

In a typical week, we will spend 60-90 pounds on groceries in your Godalming store. For the next four weeks, we shall be shopping elsewhere.

There is no action you can take to reverse this decision; I only hope that next time you will think twice before caving in to tin-pot pressure groups.

Tim Ireland

To: Woolworths Customer Relations
From: Tim Ireland
Subject: Christian Voice and Jerry Springer: The Opera on DVD

Dear Sirs,

It greatly disturbs me that you would be so gutless and so witless as to cave in to a ragtag bunch of extremists who not only have the gall to call themselves Christians, but also claim that they are the voice of Christianity.

As a family, we would normally spend about 120 pounds in your Godalming and Guildford stores over the Christmas period. This year, we shall be taking our money elsewhere.

There is no action you can take to reverse this decision; the damage is done.

Tim Ireland

To: Santa Claus
From: Tim Ireland
Subject: Christian Voice and Jerry Springer: The Opera on DVD

Dear Santa,

Please don’t bother sending Stephen Green another lump of coal this Christmas:

1) The fires of hell are sure to keep him warm in the millennia to come, so he has no need for fossil fuels
2) I doubt that he believes in fossils at any rate

Regards,

Tim Ireland

Sainsburys and Woolworths had best watch themselves; once Green and his little gang have finished licking the blood from their lips, they’re sure to take a closer look at the DVD shelves in these stores and decide that this is only the beginning:
“Very Offensive” Films – ChristianSpotlight.com
“Extremely Offensive” Films – ChristianSpotlight.com

UPDATE – Oi! Stephen! You missed a spot!

UPDATE – That *was* a link showing that Woolworths still sold the JS:TO soundtrack online. Within a few hours, the purchasing description was changed to read; “This product is not currently available. Please check back later.”

I checked back later (6 Dec)… and the page was gone. Can anyone hear clucking?








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Eclectic link dump #17

New bloggers start here.

It looks like Tim Spicer will soon need to ‘move on’ with yet another company name. Help him choose one.

Greenpeace – the carbon condom. This, of course, is propaganda. Having people who work for the nuclear industry swanning about town for the past 3+ years selling the idea to the public without declaring an interest… that’s part of a sensible, democratic debate. You need to know this. You also need to know that Greenpeace protested the other day only because they’re a bunch of left-wing do-gooders wishing to hijack this sensible and democratic debate. It had nothing to do with the CBI suddenly un-inviting them at the last minute. I’ll close this item with a great quote from one of the left-wing do-gooders: “Today’s new review is simply a smokescreen for pushing his new-found enthusiasm for nuclear power. It’s like Iraq all over again – Blair makes his mind up, then tries to spin his decision to the British people.”

(See also: Pot/Kettle Fallacy and Wanted: A debate, not a fix.)

Speaking of sensible, democratic debate… Chicken Yoghurt – Educating the masses: Cut ‘n’ pasted letters and emails from constituents are ignored and binned by MPs, and fair enough. But cookie cutter quotes sent in the other direction, to gull voters into thinking a policy (whatever its merits) is popular, are fair game from our elected representatives. I suppose that’s what you call “building a consensus”.

Speaking of sensible, democratic debate… A Big Stick and a Small Carrot – We plant the seeds, nature grows the seeds: Planting political propaganda in the media, you say? Passing it off as the work of independent journalists, you say? Where have I heard that before?

Might be of interest to Methodists… FoxNews – Methodist Bishops Repent Iraq War ‘Complicity’: Ninety-five bishops from President Bush’s church said Thursday they repent their “complicity” in the “unjust and immoral” invasion and occupation of Iraq. “In the face of the United States administration’s rush toward military action based on misleading information, too many of us were silent,” said a statement of conscience signed by more than half of the 164 retired and active United Methodist bishops worldwide. President Bush is a member of the United Methodist Church, according to various published biographies. The White House did not return a request for comment on the bishops’ statement.

Might be of interest to bloggers… CIA using its own blogs to gather, analyze information

Freepers on the loose… DailyKos – My Book is Being Freeped

Hostages!

Well, I’ve already had my say about that, but I would like to add that we tend to get very upset when this stuff happens to ‘one of ours’, but not so much when it happens to foreigners. This goes for bombings, too.

Hostages! Again! This time, it’s the people that we grab off the streets….

Guardian – Twist to terror suspects row as logs show 80 CIA planes visited UK
Independent – The need for a modern free market in torture
Guardian – MPs dismiss torture flight denial
Independent – Blair faces allegations of complicity in torture

Moving on to other difficulties… BlairWatch – The Two Memos – Where We Are

And, finally… Michael Howard’s last question as opposition leader enjoyed some press, but I much prefer his 2nd-to-last question: The Prime Minister said of his party; “I have taken from my party everything they thought they believed in. I have stripped them of their core beliefs… What keeps it together is… power.” When he said all that, did he realise that he would end up needing their votes?








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David Blunkett gets into bed with Rebekah Wade

Wade piss-up with little Miss MurdochFrom today’s Media Monkey diary: Of all the possible successors to the Sun’s Richard Littlejohn, David Blunkett was probably quite a long way down most people’s lists. But the former home secretary was unveiled today as the paper’s new columnist, giving his “candid and insightful analysis” of the week’s events. Well, he’s not exactly a straight replacement – Blunkett’s column will be on Thursday, Littlejohn used to be on a Tuesday. Blunkett is mates with Sun editor Rebekah Wade, of course, and famously dined with her and hubby Ross Kemp on the night she, er, ended up in jail. Littlejohn, doubtless, will be delighted. Blunkett was always one of his number one targets (there have been a few) culminating a while back in “the secret sex diary of David Blunkett, aged 57 3/4.” Perhaps Blunkett will give us an exclusive peak into Littlejohn’s memoirs once he starts at the Daily Mail.

This has also been reported by Brand Republic: The Sun has announced that Blunkett’s “forthright and outspoken views on life and politics” will be aired in a weekly column starting tomorrow and then every Thursday. To publicise the move, Blunkett has given his first full interview to the paper. The article appears in today’s edition and recounts his resignation from the pensions brief due to “mistakes” in not disclosing a two-week directorship of DNA Bioscience, before taking up the role after the May election… It is understood that Blunkett met with Sun editor Rebekah Wade shortly after his latest resignation, by coincidence on the same night as her alleged “ginger ninja” attack on her husband, the actor Ross Kemp.

This is just one of the reasons why I wish Private Eye would use online publishing more strategically. Please excuse me as I feed this to indexing robots in an effort to correct a significant error in the echo chamber:

Sky were very careful to push the whole ‘evening with Blunkett’ thing, but the truth is that – while Wade and Kemp did meet up with David Blunkett in the early evening – they actually spent most of that night getting pissed at a party thrown by Matthew Freud and Elizabeth Murdoch.

PS – I haven’t photoshopped for a while. Today I just happened to post the following images to B3ta:

Rebekah Wade
Ross Kemp

Oh, and you simply must watch Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden dancing to Kung Fu Fighting.

(Thanks to Alan, James and Rob for the links and leads.)

How about that? I got all the way though this post without saying “You couldn’t make it u….”

Damn.

UPDATE (see comments) – Heh. OK, now is the perfect time to plug Guido’s Press Plagiarist of the Year Award. If you wish to be an informed voter, details of the final three are here.

UPDATE – And now is the perfect time to mention that Ian Hislop owes me a lunch and I aim to claim it.








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Reminders

1. Have you emailed your MP about the Dec 13 weblog seminar? (I’ll be emailing all new MPs – bar one – about this today.)

UPDATE – I’ve pulled up short on this for now, to see how far I can get by contacting the head offices of the main parties first (so they can then put relevant members onto this). The call to Labour should be interesting… but, hell, I’m trying to teach their MPs how to do what I do. Can’t be a bad thing, now can it?

2. Take a fresh look at the ‘Bomb Al-Jazeera memo’ post, which now includes two important updates.

UPDATE – You will bow before my God-like powers:

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Buy British! (another victory for privatisation)

I think the most appropriate thing to begin with is the message from Lieutenant Colonel Tim Spicer, OBE to those participating in the website hosted at www.aegisiraq.co.uk. The site is not officially run by Aegis Defence Services; rather, as the site states on its front page, “it belongs to the men on the ground who are the heart and soul of the company.”

Tim Spicer’s message to these people reads as follows:

I have today seen the new website – “Aegis Iraq PSD Teams”, I have a number of points I wish to make:

– I am fully in favour of good natured banter and a light hearted view of life and its difficulties in Iraq .
– I encourage anything that takes the pressure off and improves motivation.
– I would not be in favour of a site if it was in any way libellous to anyone, down right nasty or detrimental to anyone’s morale.
– My major concern is one of OPSEC – either that of our clients or our own individuals – posting unblanked photos may not be so clever. Anything that is of use to AIF should not be allowed to flourish.
– I am also concerned about media interest in this site and I remind everyone of their contractual obligation not to speak to or assist the media without clearing it with the project management or Aegis London. This site could be construed in this way.
– I remind everyone that there is a proper chain of command for airing concerns, grievances etc.
– Please think twice about posting your happy snaps and whilst I am not concerned about this site as yet, if it develops into something other than a light hearted pressure valve I will take a much greater interest.
– Remember that your job and those of your colleagues indirectly relies on the maintenance of our contract. Refrain from posting anything which is detrimental to the company since this could result in the loss or curtailment of our contract with resultant loss for everybody.

Lieutenant Colonel Tim Spicer, OBE

Now, you can clearly see what Tim Spicer’s priorities are (low profile = continuing profit), but one would be a fool to expect anything more from a mercenary. Sadly, in this day and age, we don’t have to go far to find such fools…

The Times – Aegis links help reinforce security (25 Nov 2005): The privately owned company is in the middle of the three-year project (in Iraq), the largest security contract ever awarded by the US Government, worth $380 million.

I found that news article via the official Aegis website. It was easy enough; I just clicked on the link that said ‘Click here for all news articles’. But here’s an odd thing… ‘all news articles’ is not what you get when you follow that link, because Aegis somehow managed to miss this whopper:

Get some! (Uh-huh!)Telegraph – ‘Trophy’ video exposes private security contractors shooting up Iraqi drivers (27 Nov 2005): A “trophy” video appearing to show security guards in Baghdad randomly shooting Iraqi civilians has sparked two investigations after it was posted on the internet, the Sunday Telegraph can reveal. The video has sparked concern that private security companies, which are not subject to any form of regulation either in Britain or in Iraq, could be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent Iraqis. The video, which first appeared on a website that has been linked unofficially to Aegis Defence Services, contained four separate clips, in which security guards open fire with automatic rifles at civilian cars. All of the shooting incidents apparently took place on “route Irish”, a road that links the airport to Baghdad. The road has acquired the dubious distinction of being the most dangerous in the world because of the number of suicide attacks and ambushes carried out by insurgents against coalition troops. In one four-month period earlier this year it was the scene of 150 attacks.

Hm. I must say that if you’re going to drive down a road and shoot cars at random, this is the best possible place to do it, as it greatly increases your chances of hitting an insurgent or terrorist.

WATCH THE VIDEO:

If you wish to see this video (complete with bitchin’ soundtrack), click here – Bare Knuckle Politics has a directly hosted version and links to several mirrors.

If you somehow fail there, check out Crooks and Liars, who also host a copy.

Now we scoot back to www.aegisiraq.co.uk to see some other missing parts…

Oh, my goodness! The messageboard (entryway here; board itself is hosted separately at www.aegis-iraq.co.uk) appears to be suffering from terminal ‘routine maintenance’.

Oh well. Perhaps I can pop over and see some pictures of these chaps in action in Fallujah…. OMG! This page is empty!

Tch.

I’m bored now.

And I’ve already watched the video.

Perhaps if I poke around the sites that link to this, I can find something interesti…. Bingo!

Check out this anonymous comment. It’s to die for. Apparently the cars that are travelling in the same direction on this stretch of road (clearly displaying unusual behaviour) are being shot at because they are following the Aegis car (and, as the Telegraph article points out, all Aegis cars carry the message; ‘Danger. Keep back. Authorised to use lethal force.’).

Well, rush hour tomorrow should be interesting…. I just pasted this on the back of my car:

Beware all school-runners!

(coughs)

Anyway, before we move on, you might want to note that the anonymous commenter makes an exception of the ‘the red car 2nd to last’. A wise move… as this is a car where a seemingly uninjured occupant can clearly be seen exiting the vehicle without returning fire or even reaching for a weapon. (Clearly, in all other cases, fire wasn’t returned because the Mounties got their man.)

This has been a lesson in the danger of taking things at face value.

On that note…

If you go back to the Telegraph article, you may notice that a spokesman for the Foreign Office said: “Aegis have assured us that there is nothing on the video to suggest that it has anything to do with their company. This is now a matter for the American authorities because Aegis is under contract to the United States.”

So that should be the end from our end, yes?

Well… no. Prepare to read a few familiar names (highlights are mine)…

Guardian – Let mercenaries be licensed, says Foreign Office (Feb 13 2002): Mercenaries – private military companies as they are now called – are here to stay and their business will grow. This is the conclusion of a long-awaited consultation paper published by the Foreign Office yesterday advocating a system of licensing or regulating the kind of activities which caused the government embarrassment during the arms-to-Africa affair in 1998. The green paper was due out earlier, but it was put off by Downing Street, which did not want to drag up the affair before the general election. Robin Cook, then foreign secretary, was embarrassed by disclosures that FO diplomats were involved with Sandline, a company run by Tim Spicer, in Sierra Leone. Both Jack Straw, the foreign secretary, and Peter Hain, minister for Europe, are known to be in favour of some form of regulation rather than banning such companies. “In developed countries, the private sector is becoming increasingly involved in military and security activity,” Mr Straw said in a foreword to the green paper. “It is British government policy… to outsource certain tasks that in earlier days would have been undertaken by the armed forces.” He added: “Today’s world is a far cry from the 1960s when private military activity usually meant mercenaries of the rather unsavoury kind involved in post-colonial or neo-colonial conflicts”.

A far cry indeed. Gone are the days when… oh, wait… those days (and the ‘unsavoury kind’) aren’t gone… they’re right here. And it’s all part of our government’s ongoing love-affair with privatisation.

Lovely, yes?

Hold on to your hats… it’s about to get even better. Watch for the highlights…

[Note – full notes of evidence given appear in Hansard here.]

BBC – Officials ‘set-up’ over arms-to-Africa (10 Nov 1998): Craig Murray, the second-in-command in the FO’s equatorial Africa department, said he felt Mr Penfold had gone too far in recommending that President Kabbah, Sierra Leone’s democratically elected leader, should enter into a contract with Sandline to removed the junta that deposed him. Speaking about Mr Penfold’s relationship ship with Sandline, Mr Murray said: “My view was that the department should not be continuing this rather hole in the corner method of continual telephone communication with Mr Spicer but not speaking to him [face to face]. I wanted to meet him, look him in the eye and see if he was the sort of person we should have contact with or not. And if I decided he was not the sort of person we should have contact with discontinue the contact.” Mr Murray added that after meeting Mr Spicer, who appeared before MPs last week, he found him “extremely difficult to pin down and shifty”. He said he had been unable to establish who owned Sandline and who would benefit from its effort to re-establish president Kabbah in power. He advised the departments under his control “not to keep contact with him”. Mr Murray said he raised his concerns about the actions of Mr Penfold and had been told by FO Africa director Richard Dales that Mr Penfold had a “tendency to freelance”. When he was challenged about his advice to President Kabbah, Mr Penfold had claimed he was acting in a “personal capacity”, Mr Murray added. During his evidence, Mr Murray claimed he had been “set up” by Sandline boss Lieutenant Colonel Tim Spicer, who had been able to use his contacts with the Foreign Office to escape prosecution by Customs and Excise. He also admitted that he had not passed on a crucial memorandum by Mr Penfold, admitting he had advised President Kabbah to sign an arms deal with Sandline, because he did not want to “shop” a colleague. “I should have had the courage of my convictions and put it on the fax to Customs,” he said.

And we all know what happened to Craig Murray when he showed this courage a few years later in Uzbekistan, now don’t we?

Yes, that’s right… Jack Straw tried to stitch him up in order to shut him up.

This is the morality/practicality of our government in action, folks… and innocent people appear to be dying as a result. Again.

The only notable difference in this particular affair is that those who blew the whistle (i.e. by bragging about their ‘kills’) look to be immune from prosecution.

UPDATE – Read more here. Give special attention to the story of Col. Ted Westhusing.

UPDATE – Possible consequences in America? Old news. We know the neo-cons choose their friends wisely (see: Chalabi, Allawi, Hussein).

UPDATE – May I have Tim Spicer’s OBE when he’s finished with it? I’ve always wanted one, and I’m sure the bloostains will come right off with a little Cillit Bang.

UPDATE – Ooh, lookie! Here’s a familiar name. Again. And a sign of things to come. Note how closely the words of their commanding officer echo the views of Rebekah wade regarding ‘OUR boys’ being put on trial.

BBC – Convicted Guardsmen keep their jobs (Nov 4 1998): Two British soldiers convicted of murdering a Catholic man in Northern Ireland in 1995 are to be retained in the Army… Colonel Tim Spicer, the men’s commanding officer at the time, said: “I am delighted with the Army Board’s decision to allow James Fisher and Mark Wright to continue their Army careers. It was absolutely disgraceful that they were convicted in the first place.”

UPDATE – Bloody hell! There’s endless fun to be had merely by searching for “Tim Spicer” and “Jack Straw”. Spicer appears to be Straw’s Mandelson.

UPDATE (Fri 7 Apr 2006) – Channel 4 – Aegis close down website: The British security company Aegis today won its High Court battle to close down a website run by one of its former employees. Film of contractors – believed to be Aegis employees – apparently shooting at Iraqi civilians from the backs of their cars appeared on the site last year… The website originally said: “www.aegisiraq.co.uk feels that it is in the public interest to hold your own Enquiry and to that end please find below the unedited versions of the four clips used to make the infamous Trophy Video.”

(Article includes links to the unedited clips. Go see.)








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Now where have I heard that before?

The Sun – Soldier’s nude KO (28 Nov): A source last night denied the fighting was an initiation ritual and said: “They had a lot to drink. It was high jinks that got out of hand.”

BBC – Kemp’s wife Wade plays down row (4 Nov): Newspaper editor Rebekah Wade says the argument with her actor husband Ross Kemp which led to her arrest was “a silly row which got out of hand”.

Meanwhile, Rebekah busies herself by screaming for the death penalty and upholding ‘the rule of law’ over two Iraqis suspected of killing British soldiers Simon Cullingworth and Luke Allsopp during an ambush in 2003. They are to escape trial in Iraq because of Foreign Office fears that they could be executed. And, curiously, the Sun is the only newspaper to feature this story today. Here’s the editorial…

The Sun Says – Hand ’em over: Political correctness is usually merely infuriating. When right-on councillors ban the word Christmas, we can simply tell them not to be such wallies. Or ignore them. It’s a different matter when the PC prats interfere with the rule of law. We’ve captured two Iraqis strongly suspected of murdering brave British soldiers Simon Cullingworth and Luke Allsopp. Our top brass aren’t allowed to turn them over for trial because they could face execution under Iraq’s justice system. And that would infringe – you guessed it – their human rights. The hell with that. The powers that be were quick enough to put OUR boys on trial when they were suspected – wrongly – of killing an Iraqi. The lawyers must be told to mind their own business. The Iraqis must be handed over. There’s plenty of time to build a gallows big enough for them AND Saddam.

As Rebekah sees fit to mention this particular hole we’ve dug for ourselves (and that we have ‘plenty of time to build a gallows’) I think it’s entirely proper to sign off with this:

Independent – Saddam on trial: Ten reasons justice may not be served








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Boris on HIGNFY this evening

Boris is the host on this evening’s broadcast of Have I Got News For You (BBC1 at the new earlier time – 9pm).

Murky was at the taping. It’ll be interesting to see what gets cut.

UPDATE – Wibbler was there, too! How he got tickets and I didn’t is something that we shall have to discuss over beer. (Here’s hoping that we don’t end up having a silly row that gets out of hand.)








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Go, Leo, go!

Go to MSN Search today and search for ‘leo blair’…

:o)

[NOTE – In Google, The World According To Leo Blair is currently 11th for this same search query. Yahoo has yet to respond.]

UPDATE – Woo! The World According To Leo Blair made the B3ta newsletter (which also features this magnificent – if NSFW – Bush/Blair swear-off).

UPDATE (26 Nov) – Video is 8th in Google for ‘leo blair’ this morning. In Yahoo, Bloggerheads.com (not the video or the relevant post) has entered at No. 9…

UPDATE (27 Nov) – 6th in Google today.

UPDATE (29 Nov) – 5th in Google today. And we still own the zone in MSN Search. Over the last two days, Bloggerheads.com has slipped out of the Top 10 in Yahoo – to 12th then 24th – but the launch post has made an entry at 22. The latter is surely a relevance issue (the relevant info is no longer at the top of the page at Bloggerheads.com, and Yahoo has yet to index the actual video at BackingBlair.co.uk)

UPDATE (2 Dec) – Video now 4th in Google, with the relevant blog entry at 5th.








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Database creep

Independent – Points for correct behaviour on your ID card?: Tony Collins of Computer Weekly referred to the seminar at which it was decided to devise an NHS card to put all British patient records online… the records of that seminar are non-obtainable under the Freedom of Information Act. Mr Collins also told us how he’d been called in by one of the departments (he wouldn’t say which) and asked to stop writing articles about them. Not because the stories were false, but because they were “affecting public confidence”… Here’s a truly ‘Brave New World’ suggestion from the consultant Richard Tyndall: “citizens are rewarded with points when they display behaviours in line with public policy objectives, such as choosing healthy eating options in a school canteen, or exercising at the local leisure centre, or taking adult educations courses…”

6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! And present your Nectar card!

FFS…

Meanwhile, Nosemonkey has more on ID via EU…

Europhobia – The database state is one step closer








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MPs: The Weblog Seminar

Special Event – MPs and Weblogs Seminar: Room P (Portcullis House) – Tuesday 13th December 2005, 6-8pm

This a special seminar designed to show MPs the potential benefits and pitfalls of engaging with the community using weblog technology. It is suitable for MPs with little-to-no technology experience, and even MPs that already have their own websites.

We have room for 18 MPs and 18 MPs only. Click here for more details on attending this seminar or letting your MP know about it.

PLEASE HELP ME TO PROMOTE THIS EVENT BY WHORING THIS POST ON YOUR WEBLOG:
https://www.bloggerheads.com/political_weblogs/archives/2005/11/special_event_-.html

Cheers all.








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